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That's all fine and dandy, but I learned nothing about your fondness for wearing inappropriate swimsuits to public pools. Open up, baby, there has to be some hot stories regarding that horny hobby.




okay, here's an example. I only do it for the 18-year-old emo lifeguard:
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.