Wow .... here are my knee-jerk/wheelskid reactions to some of your responses.

-- Kielbasa?

-- Frat Games and banging the whole Delta House?

-- Husband jerks off into a sock?

-- Pet Shop Boys?

"Lets take a ride, and run with the dogs tonight
In suburbia
You cant hide, run with the dogs tonight
In suburbia"

-- Hot Tamales??

-- Menthol Stogies and White Devil?? Dabble with Heroin instead (but only dabble) ... heroin chic suits you I can tell. Would suit GJ too... Kate Moss was the only "Stick Chick" I ever wanted to plow my wheelchair into. FYI ... By White Devil I assume you mean Coke? So many nicknames for different drugs overlap.


-- Who the hell is "Father Flanigan?" So what am I supposed to do with this Hillary Scott Cumfarting clip that is looping over & over in my media player?


-- Fucked your Poetry Professor? :banana_Holly_Randall's_Overlapping_Fantasy:


__ "Da" on the DP but NOT in the Butt?????? So you were DPP'd??? Paging Dr. Kegel....


-- Dry Humping in AP Chemistry?? Here I thought I was rad trying to synthesize Fentanyl on weekends.

-- Losing your Virginity to a 9" Penis on the night Diana croaked?? I totally remember that night...I was in the Monte Carlo in Vegas, and it had only been open a year so their rules for bringing in Hookers, no matter how classy, were pretty tight. So I got out of my wheelchair, and allowed the lady to sit and I pushed her up to my room, no hassle or questions. After that I totally blacked out, BUT MANAGED TO DO HER ANYWAY...however, sadly, my penis is NOT 9 inches.

-- 60K to fuck on film?? Gia, there must be SOME producer you can sell this totally exclusive event ... sell it as a LIVE-cast PPV, I will assist with the marketing. CAOH/Windsock can be that nameless talent he always wanted to be that stands off to the side jerking and grinning. It would be a challenge to make a profit on this but easier than you think. Any company except vivid though.... And take her on a Go see to Holly while you are at it...


Holy crap!