One of the more intriguiging new Female posters to park her ass at XPT recently is Gia Jerkin's friend, Chilled Stoli. She is a non-porn civilian but seems to be, at heart, a very intelligent (and according to Gia), a very strokeable Whore-in-civilian's fashion. Her Russian heritage in particular picqued Comrade Burglar's interest, so I asked her if I could do the "Civilian" version of my typical Porn chick interview. Stoli agreed, acknowledging my warning that because this is XPT, even a civilian interview will still be totally friggin' pervy with an emphasis on trying to determine just how much of a true, pervy whore exists within Stoli's soul (assuming she has one.) But let's be honest, the fact that she is Gia's girl-friend gives her a whorish dimension most civilian chicks dont have. We can all imagine Gia corrupting this young woman with tales of Porn debauchery...or maybe, just MAYBE, Stoli corrupted Gia....let's find out.


1a) Let's start off with something about Russian Chicks.....it is my considered opinion that Russia is home to some of the hottest women on the planet. To what would you attribute this, Stoli? Is it the cold preserving Russian women's beauty much as my freezer is currently preserving all kinds of MEAT for me to indulge in later? Or is it the lack of sunshine in Russia that protects women from the damage that most idiotic American women do to themselves by baking in the sun? Discuss.

1b) I know you said you are rather petite and svelte, and Gia has backed this up. But in my experience, Russian chicks consistently have some of the best, biggest boobs on earth. In escorting/sex-for-pay circles, just as "Greek" refers to anal sex, "Russian" refers to tit-fucking. Is there something in the typical Russian diet that might explain the fact that so many Russian chicks have awesome breasts? And do you at least have big enough boobs to tit-fuck your man's pulsating pistoning penis?

2a) You briefly touched upon your personal porn predilections in the thread about female porn viewing...but let us dig a little deeper. Have you ever rubbed one (or more) out to a porn scene? If so tell us about the scene in 'ass' much detail as possible (this is to test Dr. Burglar's theory that porn BURNS itself into your memory like nothing else, and people who cant remember what they just ate an hour ago CAN remember what a particular porn scene displayed if they watched it years ago.)

2b) If you came home and found your man furiously pounding his engorged reproductive organ in a rapid up-and-down motion while watching a porn flick, what would do and how would you handle it? Do you consider that cheating? Would you angrily confront him, startling him to such an extent his pulsating penile appendage immediately goes to zero on the wood scale? Would you stay hidden and watch your man splooge all over himself? Would you join in and perhaps lovingly HELP him by offering your face as a jizz rag for his reproductive fluids? Also, in the event you decided to stay hidden and watch him, what if you saw that his splooge went flying and landed on an expensive pair of your shoes, or something else nice and tough to replace? Would you put that now-splooged upon item up for sale on e-bay?

3) Personal Chilled Stoli Info, Part 1:

- What is your favorite part of a Man's Body? Favorite part of a Woman's Body?

- What is your favorite food? Favorite TV Show? Favorite non-porn Movie of all time?

- What is your favorite Musical Band/Group?

- Have you ever been to a Strip Club and if so, what is your favorite club?

- What is your favorite amusement park ride? What is your favorite casino game?

- What is your favorite junk food?

- Besides Ruski Standard, what is your favorite BOOZE to drink?

- Do you smoke pot or dabble in any other controlled substances?

4) Okay here is a SUPER technical PERV question that I feel comfortable posing to you because you are sharp, and because GIA is the only other person I would ask as being capable enough, and enough of a sophisticated whore to appreciate and answer. Feel free to consult with Baby G to come up with solution, but there is no steadfast right or wrong here. It is a test of many qialities......

First, consider the average guy who jerks off to porn. When he watches a scene and strokes, he is vicariously substituing himself and his excited penis into the scene he is watching. More often than not, guys will "TIME" their orgasm with the cumshot that takes place in a porn scene, imagining that it is THEIR jizz oozing into Gia Jordan's mouth, to reference an example ...... You with me so far Chilled Stoli?

Second, you recently claimed that you were unfamiliar with what "Cumfarting" involved....I assume you probably know by now what it is, but just in case, in a "nut"shell, Cumfarting involves the ROMANTIC practice of a man, or MEN, splooging inside a chick's ass and then everyone watching INTENSELY as the chick pushes out the wad of splooge for all to see...a farting sound often accompanies this sexual act. And more often than not, when the chick poops out the splooge, she accumulates it on a plate or in a glass and consumes it. Watch the Movie "DIRTPIPE MILK SHAKES Volume 1 thru 3" to see for yourself this act of love between men and women.

Now I, Da Burglar, jaded crippled pervert that I am, have never quite reconciled this practice with romance or even acceptable sexual practice...in particular, how the fuck do I jerk off to it? WHEN exactly do I time my own vicarious splooge to a scene like this? When the creeps are actually ejaculating into the porn chick's ass? When the splooge is coming OUT of her ass? OR...when she gobbles the poop-splooge down? Help me, please. HELP. HELP! HELLLP!! Ahhhhh! fuck AHHHHH!!!

5) <3 xanax and a bowl of conrflakes later....> Ok Chilled Stoli, having covered the romantic act of cumfarting, let's ask YOU what you find romantic in general.

-- What is more romantic, a Candlelight Dinner followed by sex, or Breakfast in Bed after sex?

-- What is more romantic, a box of chocolates, or flowers?

-- A weekend in Vegas or Atlantic City, or a weekend in a cabin in the woods with NO electricity.

-- A guy who scored 740 Verbal on his SAT, or a guy with a 8 inch penis who likes to smack you in the cheeks and forehead with it?

-- What is more romantic, Valentines day, or a wedding anniversary?

-- What is more romantic: A Jumbotron message at a sporting event saying "Chilled Stoli Marry ME" or a wedding invitation you find spelled out with M&Ms on the kitchen floor when you wake up one morning after a night of Balls Deep Anal sex (but no cumfarting)?

-- What is more romantic, your man Donkey Punching you as he shoots his load inside you and creampies your pussy, or your man holding your nose while he throat fucks you?

6a) What have you ever done in your life? Answer Da or Nyet.....

-- Sex in Public?

-- 2 or more guys at once?

-- Sex with 1 or more Girls?

-- Swallow Cum?

-- Use a double-dip dildo (one that allows you to fuck both your pussy and ass at the same time)? And if you answered "da" to the 2 or more guys question, have you ever been Dp'd in real life?

-- Have you ever cheated on someone while you were in a relationship? if "da", did it feel better because you were sneaking and cheating?

6b) When did you first start masturbating? When did you first achieve a "BONERFIDE" real orgasm, and after acheiving a real orgasm, how often did you masturbate on average each day?

6c) Describe how and when you lost your virginity (i.e. had a real penis piston your vagina)?

7) Chilled stoli info part 2:

Rank the following things in importance for what you want and look for in a man (1 is MOST important, 2 second most important, 3....etc.):

Sense of Humor
Money
Intelligence
Size of his Cock
Looks
Honesty
Ability to Fix things
Ability to cook
The taste of his CUM
Love of his Mother
Love of Children
Amount of CUM in his typical Cumshot
The type of car/wheelchair he drives

8a) Describe to us the one fantasy that you still have sexually...it could be something you have not done, or something that you HAVE done but want to keep doing and you are always thinking about doing.

8b) Finally, what amount of money would it take for you to do 1 (one) balls to the wall porn scene? Assume that Gia is your agent and you WILL definitely get the amount of money you want. Gia can also direct and pick the male talent (but it cant be your Fiance)....come on, how much?

Thank you very much for playing Stoli, Chilled.