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#346328 - 07/22/08 08:29 AM Happy Birthday Ceara!
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage

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#346329 - 07/22/08 08:42 AM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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#346330 - 07/22/08 09:00 AM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
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Ben, I hear she likes watches.

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#346331 - 07/22/08 09:09 AM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Well I didnt get her anything, I didnt even know.

I'm all about practical gifts anyway for young chicks i try to portray myself as a "roll" model. So where can I send 48 brand new glass jars for her toejam? Jeff and Sandy's house? Whats the address? Hello? *tap tap* Anyone there?
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#346332 - 07/22/08 09:25 AM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Save your money for attractive whores.
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#346333 - 07/22/08 01:05 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Have a fun one.
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#346334 - 07/22/08 01:07 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Happy 22!!!!
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#346335 - 07/22/08 02:36 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I cant buy her anything nice or expensive because then I am being "Creepy and plotting to try and buy her boobs for tit fucking." I cant do NOTHING because then i am being a cheapola, what little friendship and association we have will evaporate and 6 months from now in Vegas at AEE 2009, she and I will have 15 minutes of gayness and intense awkwardness when we run into each other in front of PXP's display for DIRTPIPE Milkshakes 7.....

So I bought one of her movies on Niteflop and tipped her $6.12 to boot. I think this is a nice compromise because I can also leave her feedback which helps her earn more money longterm

The video is fucking hillarious, it is of her and her girlfriend sticking their feet in front of the camera, flipping the bird and telling the viewers how fucking pathetic they are...Ceara's Girlfriend Monique is incredibly annoying. Right now, I want to hate-fuck her throat and get the spit and snot thoroughly entangled in her long black hair. I also want to run over monique's right bare foot with my wheels and leave a tire tread impression on the top of her right foot.

Happy birthday little sister.
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#346336 - 07/22/08 03:36 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
You know she'll never fuck you in 1000 years right Ben? You remind me of another Ben I know, both fucking pathetic hard up twerps.
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#346337 - 07/22/08 04:19 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Here is Monique, the girl in the gangbank video I bought of Cereal Lunch's website.


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#346338 - 07/22/08 04:36 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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I cant buy her anything nice or expensive because then I am being "Creepy and plotting to try and buy her boobs for tit fucking." I cant do NOTHING because then i am being a cheapola, what little friendship and association we have will evaporate and 6 months from now in Vegas at AEE 2009, she and I will have 15 minutes of gayness and intense awkwardness when we run into each other in front of PXP's display for DIRTPIPE Milkshakes 7.....

So I bought one of her movies on Niteflop and tipped her $6.12 to boot. I think this is a nice compromise because I can also leave her feedback which helps her earn more money longterm

The video is fucking hillarious, it is of her and her girlfriend sticking their feet in front of the camera, flipping the bird and telling the viewers how fucking pathetic they are...Ceara's Girlfriend Monique is incredibly annoying. Right now, I want to hate-fuck her throat and get the spit and snot thoroughly entangled in her long black hair. I also want to run over monique's right bare foot with my wheels and leave a tire tread impression on the top of her right foot.

Happy birthday little sister.



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#346339 - 07/22/08 06:27 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Happy Birthday Ceara! Hope your gay father gets you something nice.

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#346340 - 07/22/08 06:32 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ceara!
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Happy birthday, Ceara.

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