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I'm pretty sure that the only people who paid attention to that clip are Gunker and elaborator. It doesn't resonate with the public like Ford falling down the stairs, or Bush the Elder not knowing how the checkout line worked.

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So who exactly are the bible-thumpers going to vote for? Obama? Please Stevie. That would be their worst nightmare come true. And they're sure as hell not going to chance it by voting for Barr, or any other fringe candidate. They know what Nader cost Gore in 2000.

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Right, because a four-month-old infant has so much influence on affairs of State.

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I just don't want retard diaper shit wiped all over a few presidential portraits.

Or given that she's a pro-life, anti-contraception woman still getting knocked up, are you ready to give her 9 months for paternity leave when she refuses to have an abortion or wear a diaphragm?



I'm just glad GOD answered the prayers of all those bible thumpers asking for rain in Denver last night...WITH A GIANT FUCKING HURRICANE GUNNING STRAIGHT FOR THE SOUTH RIGHT NOW. Praise be Jesus he answers prayers a week late.

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I'm just glad GOD answered the prayers of all those bible thumpers asking for rain in Denver last night...WITH A GIANT FUCKING HURRICANE GUNNING STRAIGHT FOR THE SOUTH RIGHT NOW. Praise be Jesus he answers prayers a week late.

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And yeah... once McCain has to go toe to toe with Obama in a debate it will be over.

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Right. So the Iranians are building those reactors for "Peaceful Engergy Purposes," I take it.

Have some more Kool-Aid, Robert.

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I know you're a stunt cock and therefore dumb but do you really believe that a negro communist has what is takes to lead America? You're officially dumber than TMFR.

Palin is a good choice.

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So what, they build some reactors... maybe build a few nukes...

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You're officially dumber than Darrah.

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I know you're a stunt cock and therefore dumb but do you really believe that a negro communist has what is takes to lead America? You're officially dumber than TMFR.

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yeah, because if someone decides to get paid to fuck or film someone fuck... they are automatically stupid.

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What's really sad is that he's a stunt cock and therefore dumb but still smarter than you idiots are. The 'negro communist' comment pretty much destroys any sort of intellectual credibility you might possibly have.

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The funny thing is about him losing that Senate seat is he'll be nice and free for a position in Obama's cabinet.

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I'm a life-long Democrat and I think both candidates suck. So do Barr and Nader.

Despite his age, I don't think Obama has any greater life expectancy than McCain, given the odds of an assassination attempt should he win.

Nor do I really think Biden is any more capable of running the country than Palin, although I think she might play better to the undecideds and the hard core Hillary voters.

We're fucked no matter who wins this race. It's just a matter of which of these bastards uses more lube.

Having said that, I freely admit that I DO enjoy busting the balls of those who think Obama can walk on water. He's a fucking politician, not a savior, and the best thing I can say for the guy is that he's opened the door for a black Democrat I actually like. Keep an eye on this guy.

To the extent that I make fun of Obama more than McCain, well, he gives me more material. I have tried to balance it. Cult leaders are just funnier than crazy old men married to Glen Close look-alikes.

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I hate these fucking threads, yet I'm mesmerized by them. They make smart people look stupid, and stupid people look stupider.

*If you think McCain is a great, noble man who will be a great leader, you probably eat at Dairy Queen 3-5 times a week, have bad teeth/more than a few teeth missing, and are responsible for bringing at least one unplanned child into this world.

Or you're already wealthy and want to stay that way.

*If you believe Obama will accomplish more than 30% of what he claims he will do, even with seasoned and respected Biden in his corner, you probably believe OZ is a real place and that Miley Cyrus is still a virgin.

*If you think McCain's choice for his vice presidential running mate is anything but a shrewd and desperate move, and that Palin is a lady who could actually run our country if McCain croaked while in office (which is a very real possibility), stick your genitals in front of a weedwhacker because you and whatever dumbfuck you partnered up with shouldn't be allowed to procreate/continue procreating.

*If you think some of Hillary's supporters won't be won over by McCain's ploy to bring them over to his side, you've never felt the wrath of a woman who feels she's been royally fucked over. Bitches be vindictive, yo.

*If you've ever woken up in the morning, touched your body to make sure that everything is in place, and then said to yourself, "I'm still here and in one piece! Praise God! Iran didn't bomb us last night!," please do your species a solid by jumping in front of a moving tractor.

I could go on and on. Supporters on both sides have drank so much Kool-aid, it literally boggles my mind. I could weep over the idiocy that's openly been on display by the vast majority of voting Americans over the last eight years.

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a complex state like Alaska

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Would that be due to the various indictments and ongoing investigations of their Republican power structure, their willful acceptance of more-than-their-share of Federal funds whilst proclaim independent, rugged individualism and/or the fact that it's difficult to get from point A to point B, give or take a Bridge to Nowhere, because the terrain is as rugged as their individualism?

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Let me guess. The only people in the world with intellectual credibility are Noam Chomsky, Cindy Sheehan and Barack Hussein Obama, right?

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i can reply in two:

So What.

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Hussein! OOOOOOOOOOOOOh he's a secret muslim! Look out! For the record, i believe little will change in America or abroad no matter who gets to be parsdent . It's all a fucking shell game....

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we'll see soon enough blob. you think he'll win because of his policies? ha!

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I'm sure, that Sarah Palin (i.e. the scrapings from the bottom of a barrel that is the Republican minor leagues) will somehow, make all this clear, as she pushes McSame in his wheelchair of "NOT-Change", and they somehow save this country from 28 years of deficit-spending, union-busting, Grenada-invading, "intelligent" governance, fiscal irresponsibility, and constant scapegoating of half of the United States (i.e. "liberal", "immigrants", etc.)

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Vote out the Republican idiots who were in charge in 2001-2006, and gave us the following:

incompetence leading up to 9/11

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the Obama campaign officially pissed me the fuck off today......


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"Palin also reacted to the indictment of Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens by calling it “very dismaying.” She added, “Hopefully though, this won’t be a distraction and get people’s minds off what has to be done in the grand scheme of things.”

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Obama and his sycophants



Narcissistic Personality Disorder


From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder defined... as "a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy."

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6 things the Palin pick says about McCain


The selection of a running mate is among the most consequential, most defining decisions a presidential nominee can make. John McCain’s pick of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin says a lot about his decison-making — and some of it is downright breathtaking.


We knew McCain is a politician who relishes improvisation, and likes to go with his gut. But it is remarkable that someone who has repeatedly emphasized experience in this campaign named an inexperienced governor he barely knew to be his No. 2. Whatever you think of the pick, here are six things it tells us about McCain:


1. He’s desperate. Let’s stop pretending this race is as close as national polling suggests. The truth is McCain is essentially tied or trailing in every swing state that matters — and too close for comfort in several states like Indiana and Montana the GOP usually wins pretty easily in presidential races. On top of that, voters seem very inclined to elect Democrats in general this election — and very sick of the Bush years.


2. He’s willing to gamble — bigtime. Let’s face it: This is not the pick of a self-confident candidate. It is the political equivalent of a trick play or, as some Democrats called it, a Hail Mary pass in football. McCain talks incessantly about experience, and then goes and selects a woman he hardly knows, who hardly knows foreign policy and who can hardly be seen as instantly ready for the presidency.


3. He’s worried about the political implications of his age. Like a driver overcorrecting out of a swerve, he chooses someone who is two years younger than the youthful Obama, and 28 years younger than he is. (He turned 72 Friday.) The father-daughter comparison was inevitable when they appeared next to each other.


4. He’s not worried about the actuarial implications of his age. He thinks he’s in fine fettle, and Palin wouldn’t be performing the only constitutional duty of a vice president, which is standing by in case a president dies or becomes incapacitated. If he was really concerned about an inexperienced person sitting in the Oval Office we would be writing about vice presidential nominee Mitt Romney or Tom Ridge or Condoleezza Rice.


5. He’s worried about his conservative base. If he had room to maneuver, there were lots of people McCain could have selected who would have represented a break from Washington politics as usual. Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman comes to mind (and it certainly came to McCain’s throughout the process). He had no such room. GOP stalwarts were furious over trial balloons about the possibility of choosing a supporter of abortion rights, including the possibility that he would reach out to his friend.


6. At the end of the day, McCain is still McCain. People may find him a refreshing maverick, or an erratic egotist. In either event, he marches to his own beat.

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Ummm, you are aware that there was this guy from Arkansas in the White House for eight of those 28 years, right? Just checking.

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For six of those eight years, was dealing with the Newt Gingrich-led "Republican Revolution" congress and, of course, Ken Starr and the seven-year, $70 million Whitewater investigation.

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What exactly is Obama going to change? After all, he did such a great job cleaning up Chicago's government, right?

The fucker cribbed his campaign slogan from Bob the Builder.

I'm with Jim, all the candidates suck. Registered Independent, no Bush fan at all.

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so what, your gonna toss your vote away...


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GROW THE FUCK UP.

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GROW THE FUCK UP.

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