I hate these fucking threads, yet I'm mesmerized by them. They make smart people look stupid, and stupid people look stupider.

*If you think McCain is a great, noble man who will be a great leader, you probably eat at Dairy Queen 3-5 times a week, have bad teeth/more than a few teeth missing, and are responsible for bringing at least one unplanned child into this world.

Or you're already wealthy and want to stay that way.

*If you believe Obama will accomplish more than 30% of what he claims he will do, even with seasoned and respected Biden in his corner, you probably believe OZ is a real place and that Miley Cyrus is still a virgin.

*If you think McCain's choice for his vice presidential running mate is anything but a shrewd and desperate move, and that Palin is a lady who could actually run our country if McCain croaked while in office (which is a very real possibility), stick your genitals in front of a weedwhacker because you and whatever dumbfuck you partnered up with shouldn't be allowed to procreate/continue procreating.

*If you think some of Hillary's supporters won't be won over by McCain's ploy to bring them over to his side, you've never felt the wrath of a woman who feels she's been royally fucked over. Bitches be vindictive, yo.

*If you've ever woken up in the morning, touched your body to make sure that everything is in place, and then said to yourself, "I'm still here and in one piece! Praise God! Iran didn't bomb us last night!," please do your species a solid by jumping in front of a moving tractor.

I could go on and on. Supporters on both sides have drank so much Kool-aid, it literally boggles my mind. I could weep over the idiocy that's openly been on display by the vast majority of voting Americans over the last eight years.