.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation Home The Message Board Chat Room Chat Transcripts Contact Information Log In/Out
.
JM Toys and More!!
JM Toys and More!!
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
VOD / Download Links
JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
Internet Video Rentals
Sugar DVD
Bush DVD
Adult Gossip & News
TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com
Forum Stats
19072 Members
14 Forums
40341 Topics
614090 Posts

Max Online: 788 @ 09/28/24 10:05 AM
Page 6 of 8 < 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 >
Topic Options
#346169 - 09/02/08 02:11 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Quote:

^^^ October 16th, 2002 - H.J. Resolution 114; Military engagements authorized by Congress.




You know what declaration of war is don't you?




Are you talking about the political double-speak definition or the real-world definition?

Because if you do not think we are in a state of war (no matter what politically correct words are used on the top of the official form) then you need to sit down and have a long discussion with one of our returning solders.

When tens upon tens of thousands of soldiers and billions upon billions of dollars in military equipment invade another sovereign country killing thousands of people in the process, with the sole purpose of subjugating or replacing the existing power structure (regardless of the political reasons for it) I'm at a loss to find another word that accurately and realistically describes it other than "War".

War is the failure of the political process, the cost of which is human lives.
_________________________
I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!

Top
#346170 - 09/02/08 02:17 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Just so you know, Bush insisted on "The Surge" against the advice of many of his Generals. Looks like on this little detail, at least, he was correct.




Hence the reason these politically picked "original generals", who had political agendas of their own, where replaced (finally) with real soldiers.

Since when has 'sending in a overwhelming force' ever been a bad idea in a time of war?
_________________________
I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!

Top
#346171 - 09/02/08 02:19 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

Since when has 'sending in a overwhelming force' ever been a bad idea in a time of war?




Since the time when one half of the political establishment tied their agenda to military failure and started rooting for the enemy. That's when.

Top
#346172 - 09/03/08 05:15 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
XXXbit Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
Monday I was attempting to update my lesson on Democrats vs Republicans. I went to the Democratic website to get the new platform to make sure I was up to date....While there I found the platform and discovered they still had the 2004 one up.......

I called the national office and they sounded like they couldn't believe I was looking for it so soon...I told them I teach Government and Politics and why I was looking for it so soon...They told me they just got back from Denver and asked me to give them until the end of the week to get it online...I will be checking on Friday during my free period again...

Today something told me to check the Republican site and I did....GUESS WHAT......the Republican 2008 platform is online already....they are so organized that their platform has already been uploaded to their site while they are still at the convention.......while the Democrats asked me to give them more time after they have already returned.....

I wanted to start my political party lesson on Monday and felt like I couldn't cause Democrats weren't ready to publish their platform......I expected to find the Republican platform after the convention not during.....so guess what.....

The Republicans have saved my lesson planning....I will just start off with the Republicans in a classroom with huge McCain signs while I still fight and wait for Obama signs to come later...(btw...the president of the local county office told me they give them away if people volunteer for a couple hours )

Thank You Republicans for being organized!
_________________________
" I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh. " ......Holly Randall

Top
#346173 - 09/03/08 10:19 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
This is an actual screenshot from my computer taken last night. I almost fell out of my chair when the ad appeared on pussy.org. Repeat: This is not a photoshop joke but an actual screenshot.




Attachments
345244-mccain.jpg (3 downloads)


Top
#346174 - 09/03/08 10:53 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Well they've got my vote.

Top
#346175 - 09/03/08 11:09 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
the "surge" is merely doing what SHOULDVE been done from the get go...which any general that suggested were fired for their effort. too little too late. bribing the sunni tribes helped quite a bit as well as the Mahdi Army chilling the fuck out.

i love how the Repugs have somehow substituted the "Surge" for the War.

Republicans are constant Fail ...Tax Cuts or no Tax Cuts to get "giddy" about.

Palin is an idiot and talks a mean teleprompted script....but she will be handed her saggy hockey mom whale blubber eating ass come the debates


_________________________





Top
#346176 - 09/03/08 11:38 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
I think the VP debate might be interesting. Biden seems like an adult most of the time, but he can become a little shrill when he's flustered. Also, many men will tell you it is difficult to debate a woman without coming across as a wife-beating, child support non-paying, cheating prick.
_________________________
"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."

Top
#346177 - 09/04/08 12:21 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

the "surge" is merely doing what SHOULDVE been done from the get go




so, biden is looking a little out of touch considering he voted for the war but against the surge, no? are you implying that all that time biden spent on the us senate committee on foreign relations, that the obamedia and hussein himself like to tout as a supplement to "the chosen one's" inexperience in foreign affairs, is pointless? nevermind, dodge and obfuscate the facts. CHANGE!



Quote:


Palin is an idiot and talks a mean teleprompted script....but she will be handed her saggy hockey mom whale blubber eating ass come the debates.




when you leave the echo chamber of the dailykos you'll realize that the general opinion of her speech is that she nailed it.
_________________________
"You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey

Top
#346178 - 09/04/08 12:33 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
I was rewatchin Season 2 of Weeds last night.... and i was reminded of what should be McCain's Campaign slogan.

"change only causes problems"

though mccain should say it while standing on a front lawn, shaking his fist.

_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top
#346179 - 09/04/08 05:18 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

I think the VP debate might be interesting. Biden seems like an adult most of the time, but he can become a little shrill when he's flustered. Also, many men will tell you it is difficult to debate a woman without coming across as a wife-beating, child support non-paying, cheating prick.





Should've seen his performance this morning. Not just shrill, but smarmy as well. It won't be a cakewalk for him.

Top
#346180 - 09/04/08 10:38 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

i read in the local paper today that the obamas and the bidens ate breakfast yesterday morning at this shithole diner down the street from me...







Attachments
345336-IHOP.gif (6 downloads)


Top
#346181 - 09/10/08 09:54 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Quote:

How John McCain is Going to Win...





By letting Obama be Obama.





Part Deux:





"You can put lipstick on a pig," Obama said as the crowd cheered. "It's still a pig."


Of course, the second he got called on it, Obama began to cry:


"Barack Obama accused rival John McCain of unleashing a "Swift-boat" style attack for launching a Web ad insisting the Democrat smeared Sarah Palin with his "pig in lipstick" crack."


If Obama can't take the criticism now, what's he going to do if he wins?


Attachments
346791-lipstick.jpg (3 downloads)


Top
#346182 - 09/10/08 10:02 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Seems that folks aren't buying the "swift boat" line:




Attachments
346794-lipstick poll.jpg (4 downloads)


Top
#346183 - 09/10/08 10:26 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
gonzo420 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

How John McCain is Going to Win...


By letting Obama be Obama.


Part Deux:





"You can put lipstick on a pig," Obama said as the crowd cheered. "It's still a pig."


Of course, the second he got called on it, Obama began to cry:


"Barack Obama accused rival John McCain of unleashing a "Swift-boat" style attack for launching a Web ad insisting the Democrat smeared Sarah Palin with his "pig in lipstick" crack."




The quote from Obama is a common expression:"you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig." You've haven't heard that saying until a few days ago?? Is that what your saying???

It's a shame your on the losing side of history.



95% of the time McCain voted w/ Bush!! Nuff Said!



_________________________
"mmmmm.. nuthin says lovin like...eating babies!!!"-Sierra Sinn


Top
#346184 - 09/10/08 10:52 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:


The quote from Obama is a common expression




Indeed it is, Noahped. Common enough that someone as purportedly intelligent as Obama should have known how it would be taken, coming on the heels of Palin's remarks last week.

If the guy made an honest gaffe, he should've manned up and said so. He might have won over some fence sitters with his candor. By whining and crying "swift boat," a term that only resonates with hardcore Dem activists, he alienates the undecided voters he needs.

Top
#346185 - 09/10/08 11:14 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
McCain will win because 80% of the French people want Obama to win. France, the McCain-Palin campaign would like to send you their thanks in advance.

Top
#346186 - 09/10/08 11:38 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


The quote from Obama is a common expression:"you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig." You've haven't heard that saying until a few days ago?? Is that what your saying???





It was no gaffe- if you see the video of his delivery of that line it's apparent he intended the joke. He probably thought he'd get a good one in and if caught deny culpability. That's pretty much what's happened so no harm no foul.

Top
#346187 - 09/10/08 11:46 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Anonymous
Unregistered


If he intended it as a dig at Palin, then why make himself look like a whining little girl by crying "swift boat?" He still might have picked up some undecideds if he'd been honest.

Top
#346188 - 09/10/08 12:14 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Because crying Swift Boat makes him the victim again. He's much more comfortable in that role.

Top
#346189 - 09/10/08 12:46 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

Quote:

i read in the local paper today that the obamas and the bidens ate breakfast yesterday morning at this shithole diner down the street from me...










That's the worlds shittiest drawn political cartoon; is that Obama or a Black George w. Bush?
_________________________
"I choppy choppy yo pee pee"

Top
#346190 - 09/10/08 02:07 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Spunko Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
McCain voted "with Bush" 90% of the time.

Obama voted with the Dums 97% of the time.
_________________________
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!

Top
#346191 - 09/10/08 02:29 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Because crying Swift Boat makes him the victim again. He's much more comfortable in that role.




Yep. Just like Tritone crying "racism."


Quote:

is that Obama or a Black George w. Bush?





Now you're catching on.

Top
#346192 - 09/10/08 03:14 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

McCain voted "with Bush" 90% of the time.

Obama voted with the Dums 97% of the time.




I'm still dumbfounded how McCain could vote "with Bush" at all, as the President has no say in Senatorial matters aside from veto power.

Top
#346193 - 09/10/08 05:33 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

How John McCain is Going to Win...


By letting Obama be Obama.


Part Deux:





"You can put lipstick on a pig," Obama said as the crowd cheered. "It's still a pig."


Of course, the second he got called on it, Obama began to cry:


"Barack Obama accused rival John McCain of unleashing a "Swift-boat" style attack for launching a Web ad insisting the Democrat smeared Sarah Palin with his "pig in lipstick" crack."




The quote from Obama is a common expression:"you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig." You've haven't heard that saying until a few days ago?? Is that what your saying???

It's a shame your on the losing side of history.






If he meant it that way he should have gone with the original version. "You can't polish a turd." If he never considered the possibility that people would associate the phrase lipstick on a pig with the Republican V.P. candidate he's not smart enough to be president. That is more like something Bush would have done while making a speech about the German chancellor.

_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules

Top
#346194 - 09/10/08 05:53 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Actually the best way for Obama to get my vote would be for him to come out and say "You bet your ass that was a swipe at Palin, so what." At least then I would be more likely to believe him when he goes on TV and says he's not raising taxes or when he declares victory on an aircraft carrier.
_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules

Top
#346195 - 09/11/08 12:01 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
We all know that Obama is not going anywhere near a pig
_________________________
"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

Top
#346196 - 09/11/08 10:41 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
dude it is obvious MCCaine Corp is a big FAIL

HERE'S THE QUESTION voters should be asking themselves this week: Just how stupid does the McCain-Palin campaign think I am?


The answer: Dumb enough to hoodwink with charges so contrived and cynical they make your teeth ache.

Let's start with the most insidious of the assertions: that Barack Obama has supported teaching "comprehensive sex education" to kindergartners. The McCain campaign has put up an ad making that claim, citing legislation Obama voted for as an Illinois state senator.

Actually, the intent wasn't to teach young kids all about sex, but rather how to recognize improper physical contact, says Kelvy Brown, legislative coordinator for the Chicago Department of Public Health, which backed the bill.

"It was about teaching them what's not appropriate when it comes to touching, fondling, those types of things," Brown said.

Further, the 2003 legislation stipulated that any school sex education program had to be "age and developmentally appropriate" and have a parental opt out.

As the nonpartisan campaign watchdog FactCheck.org has made clear, this is a thoroughly dishonest ad.

No matter. The McCain campaign has shown it's ready and willing to say preposterous things to win.

Now, it's true the Obama camp has been guilty of some distortions of its own. Still, it's the McCain team that has made leveling false or misleading accusations its modus operandi.

Witness this week's other foray into flimflam: the charge that Obama had called GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin a porcine politico on Tuesday by saying "you can put lipstick on a pig - it's still a pig."

That expression is one that McCain himself has used a number of times, most notably to criticize Hillary Clinton's 2007 healthcare proposal. And in context, it's clear Obama invoked the phrase to portray McCain's policies as a continuation of the Bush administration's, and not to disparage Palin.

Indeed, the notion that it was a barb belittling Palin is so self-evidently absurd that Republican Mike Huckabee refused to play along. "It's an old expression," he told Fox News' Sean Hannity. "I do not think he was referring to Sarah Palin."

Of course he wasn't. And yet, the McCain camp quickly put up a Web ad portraying it as a sexist remark, and on Wednesday McCain spokespeople and surrogates served up similar accusations of disrespect on TV. Pressed about those claims on MSNBC, McCain senior policy adviser Nancy Pfotenhauer stumbled into a revealing moment. "It doesn't matter what the media thinks," she said. "What matters is what the American people think."

Translation: If we can dupe voters into believing Obama disparaged Palin, we can score political points.

Sadly, one of the McCain allies pushing this manufactured controversy has been former Massachusetts acting governor Jane Swift, who on a Tuesday McCain campaign conference call flatly accused Obama of calling Palin a pig.

On Wednesday, I noted to Swift that a reading of Obama's remarks simply doesn't lend credence to that charge. And, further, that McCain has used the same expression himself.

Well, replied Swift, Palin's convention speech joke about lipstick meant the word was very much associated with her in the public mind. "If it didn't intend to bring her into it, why would you choose that particular" formulation? she asked.

What's more, she said, some in the crowd listening to Obama had also taken his comment as a reference to Palin.

Think those arguments are flimsy? Well, consider her further contention: "Nobody but Barack Obama . . . can know what he intended," but the fact that she and others had found it offensive meant that he should "make the whole thing go away by saying, 'I shouldn't have said it.' "

So, let's see: Obama employs an everyday expression to make a legitimate political argument. His opponent's camp then strains an Achilles in a ludicrous attempt to twist his comment into a sexist insult.

And now, to end the controversy, Obama should apologize?

There's some pretzel logic for you.

McCain and Swift are the ones who should apologize.

Voters, meanwhile, should be insulted that the McCain campaign is trying to peddle them this kind of transparent trumpery.


source































_________________________





Top
#346197 - 09/11/08 10:45 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

Actually the best way for Obama to get my vote would be for him to come out and say "You bet your ass that was a swipe at Palin, so what." At least then I would be more likely to believe him when he goes on TV and says he's not raising taxes or when he declares victory on an aircraft carrier.

--------------------
Before Darrah signed on here I hadn't seen so many things go over someone's head since Vinny Testeverde was QB with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.-me








the irony of yr comment compared with yr quote is as rich as they come pal.... thanks
_________________________





Top
#346198 - 09/11/08 10:52 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
paul krugman gonna break yr fagot republican ass


holy shit almost looks islamic or some shit...the way he holds that cat!!1!
_________________________





Top
#346199 - 09/11/08 10:54 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
"I really want to know if she thinks dinosaurs were here four thousand years ago, because she's going to have the nuclear codes." -- Matt Damon on Sarah Palin

Like most people, I find it irritating when celebs speak out on, well, just about anything, but this is actually pretty funny.
_________________________
"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin

Top
#346200 - 09/11/08 11:01 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
it is something i am seriously hoping people are thinking about...this wacky (tho apparently sexy) VP is going to be about as close to the codes as any VP in history just based on McCain's age...


...it really becomes a time to think of Country rather than Party...

_________________________





Top
#346201 - 09/11/08 11:03 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
Thats because in circus-pyscho-clownshow that has become american culture celebrities arent people...


fuck me .

i find it funny all the pundits gabbing over polls and shit
did anyone else notice, the almost triple voter registration and primary voting by democrats?

anyone want to take up a bet that mccain will actually win?
its fucking laughable
_________________________
Porns Dock Ellis

Top
#346202 - 09/11/08 11:06 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
_________________________





Top
#346203 - 09/11/08 11:07 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
yep that Liberal Media sure loves a horse race...

_________________________





Top
#346204 - 09/11/08 11:32 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
In a time when banks are failing, the FDIC is talking about borrowing from the Treasury to make up in insurance shortfalls (Tom Brown and Vernon K. Hill notwithstanding), and underwriting standards on just about every type of loan except those guaranteed by cash collateral are tougher than a Kelly Wells double anal scene, why has no one mentioned the name Charles Keating, and the fact that McCain helped to bring about the Resolution Trust Corporation and the biggest wave of bank failures ever in the United States--over 2,000-- when, as a Congressman, he personally lobbied the Office of Thrift Supervision to loosen bank examination standards on Lincoln Savings; right after Charlie Keating handed him a pile of campaign money?

He has shit on just about everyone he ever befriended in Arizona politics: Mo Udall, Barry Goldwater, John Rhodes, Bob Stump, Todd Gozinski, Grant Woods, Pat Murphy, the list goes on and on...

As an example of his "statesmanship," JohnnyMac once brought a New York Times reporter to Walter Reed Hospital to meet Mo Udall. Udall was a Democrat in this enormously conservative state, but worked with Republicans Carl Hayden and Barry Goldwater to fund the canal system which basically keep me and my state alive. By this time, Udall was dying of Parkinsons Disease, but that didn't stop JohnnyMac from trying to wake the dying Udall for five minutes so he could say something nice about him in front of a national reporter.

Something's rotten in the State of Denmark.

Top
#346205 - 09/12/08 06:10 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Problem is Dems don't come out to the polss without the promise of free cigs.
_________________________
"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

Top
#346206 - 09/12/08 08:22 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

paul krugman gonna break yr fagot republican ass


holy shit almost looks islamic or some shit...the way he holds that cat!!1!





Not while Scott Rasmussen is around.
_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules

Top
#346207 - 09/12/08 08:39 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
And while we're at it, let's dispense with the fallacy that a Pres/VP ticket is some kind of "team." Bullshit. John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, two of the greatest political minds ever, were once Pres & VP respectively. They were no team.

The job of the VP is to sit around and wait for the President to die or become incapacitated, and to break ties in the Senate. That's it. You could argue that the VP also has a responsibility to shoot his friends in the face with a shotgun, but that's probably limited to one specific person.

Imagine the day that McCain gets cancer agin (he's already had it 4 times) and is undergoing chemo for a week, at which point a "hockey mom" from Alaska becomes the head of the Executive. No team any longer, just one lost individual, and a bunch of cabinet members who will resent her for being chosen VP over them.

She--not McCain--gets to deal with Putin, with the womanzier Sarkozy, with that douchebag Burlesconi, with the Iranians who hate us, and with the Israelis who will spy on us at a moment's notice (think Jonathan Pollard). Imagine Thuggo Chavez laughing her down when he starts rattling his sword in South America.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

Top
#346208 - 09/12/08 10:04 AM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Willie is right of course but I also can't see Obama doing to well in regard to those same situations. We are doomed with 2 choices.
_________________________
"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

Top
#346209 - 09/12/08 12:09 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

let's dispense with the fallacy that a Pres/VP ticket is some kind of "team." Bullshit. John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, two of the greatest political minds ever, were once Pres & VP respectively. They were no team.


The job of the VP is to sit around and wait for the President to die or become incapacitated, and to break ties in the Senate. That's it. You could argue that the VP also has a responsibility to shoot his friends in the face with a shotgun, but that's probably limited to one specific person.


Imagine the day that McCain gets cancer agin (he's already had it 4 times) and is undergoing chemo for a week, at which point a "hockey mom" from Alaska becomes the head of the Executive. No team any longer, just one lost individual, and a bunch of cabinet members who will resent her for being chosen VP over them.





Very valid points. They're not a “team” and are sometimes at cross-purposes. Once in a while (JFK/LBJ) they outright Hate each other.

I don’t think McCain would croak in office, but if he were to do so, I think a better analogy for Palin would be John Tyler, who succeeded to the Presidency after WH Harrison checked out one month into his term. Tyler so alienated his fellow Whigs that they kicked him out of the party while he was still in office, and made him both the first President to be the subject of an impeachment resolution and the first to have a veto overridden by Congress.

Nor do I see see Palin being able to replace any of McCain’s cabinet pics with her fellow bible-thumpers. Control of the Senate is expected to remain with the Democrats (if they don’t outright expand their majority.) Does anyone really expect her to get her way there? John Tower, anyone? Or Bork, or Myers? In effect, she’d be handed her own de facto Tenure of Office Act.

Last, I don’t see her starting any wars while in office, either. If Haig and Kissinger were able to keep Nixon from launching nukes while the world crashed down around him in his own political Gotterdammerung, I don’t think there will be any problem keeping the Baked Alaskan Bible Broad from starting trouble, either.


Quote:


Willie is right of course but I also can't see Obama doing to well in regard to those same situations. We are doomed with 2 choices.





I'm strongly considering a Cleetus/XXXBit ticket. Now where's my free cigs?

Top
#346210 - 09/12/08 12:11 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

it really becomes a time to think of Country rather than Party...





Which is why, as a lifelong Democrat, I can't in good conscience support Obama. Doesn't mean I support mcCain, either.

Top
#346211 - 09/12/08 12:57 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
This is the only "President Palin" Cleetus would ever support:


Attachments
347299-spanish_inq.jpg (5 downloads)


Top
#346212 - 09/12/08 12:59 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Anonymous
Unregistered





[dailykos]Religious nutjob[/dailykos]

Top
#346213 - 09/12/08 02:29 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

This is the only "President Palin" Cleetus would ever support:






You know I do think of Monty Python every time someone says her name, they also could use a cleese on this ticket
_________________________
"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

Top
#346214 - 09/12/08 07:05 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
"mccaine/palin 08: ...And now for something completely different (yet totally the same)"

_________________________





Top
#346215 - 09/12/08 09:21 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
He's not going to win.

Top
#346216 - 09/12/08 09:23 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I will do ANYTHING to stop Palin.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

Top
#346217 - 09/12/08 09:27 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

I will do ANYTHING to stop Palin.


I agree and NOOOOO Bornyo not only because of what she said about Pits. She's a fucking lunatic. She's against everything I stand for.

Top
#346218 - 09/12/08 09:38 PM Re: How John McCain is Going to Win...
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland





HAR!


Attachments
347451-getfuzzy2008091358613.gif (7 downloads)

_________________________
"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.

Top
Page 6 of 8 < 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 >



Moderator:  Jerkules 
Shout Box

JM Productions
JM Productions Official Home is the JerkOffZone.com
Gag Factor
Yeah, it's that fucked up!!
American Bukkake
Tap into your inner degenerate!!
JM has the Best Variety !!
JM Video Lines
Who's Online
0 registered (), 321 Guests and 2 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod