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Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving Santa Claus, such as offering to suck Santa Off if he would remove you from the Naughty List and put you back on the :Nice: list so you would get stuff for christmas? Or maybe even breastfeeding Santa some milk to go with the cookies left for him by the chimney? Its ok, you can tell us, this is XPT, you are among perverts.

NO...but I do NOW!!



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do its more for entertainment then jill-off material..



First time I heard or read that expression.....cute.


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-- Cum Farting...I dont even know what this is!!

-- Cake farting...ditto!



Ask then during your chat on Wednesday...go ahead ASK....




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6) Rank the following things in importance for what you want and look for in a man (1 is MOST important, 2 second most important, 3....etc.):

Sense of Humor 1
Money
Intelligence 2
Size of his Cock 5
Looks 6
Honesty 3
Ability to Fix things 7
Ability to cook 4
The taste of his CUM 8
Love of his Mother 9
Love of Children 11
Amount of CUM in his typical Cumshot 10
The type of car/Batchair he drives 12




I like the fact that Cameron ranks dick size OVER looks, but not ability to cook....and while it is more important that a man love his Mother more so than have a gallon of Jizz fly out of his prick when he splooges, Cameron insists what Jizz he does produce be great tasting even if it means standing up the guys mother for dinner at a Beer and Garlic festival so he can stay home and eat 6 bananas and drink Pineapple juice 4 hours before Cameron blows him. (j/k Cameron, thats hot actually)

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