I picture them more like the couple in Best in Show where Parker Posey freaks out on her pussified husband. "BUSY BEE!!! WHERE IS HER GODDAMN BUSY BEE!!!" Only Staph wouldn't be as hot as Parker Posey and their dog would have a Denver Don voodoo doll chew toy.
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