www.cakefarts.com

storebought or homemeade?

I made a Bundt cake recently and if you turn the cake on its side like a wheel, the hole in the middle looked like that Genesis skye Ass Gape cave. I resisted the urge to insert my angry pulsating penis in it however....Cakefarting will be marked as another milestone in American Cultural advancement, right up there with achy breaky line dancing and lawn darts.

I thought you were going to post vivalabus.com

What. The. Fuck?

Seriously, how in the fuck is that anybody's fetish? What sort of fucked up shit do you have to go through as a child to think, 'Man, she's hot. Now if only she'd get up on the counter and fart on that cake...'

Fenris

The sight of her raw a-hole straining like it's take number 37 after lots of gum chewing, air-swallowing and furious refried bean-eating, left me thinking we were seconds from the arrival of a scat vid. I'm glad I won't have to watch that again.

[quote="diablo"]The sight of her raw a-hole straining like it's take number 37 after lots of gum chewing, air-swallowing and furious refried bean-eating, left me thinking we were seconds from the arrival of a scat vid. I'm glad I won't have to watch that again.

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Did you watch the puddingfarts link? And quote ="name" doesn't work? This is a pretty shitty version of phpbb

50 bucks from "The Da Burglar Foundation" to the first person to create a smiley icon farting on a cake...we already have a farting smiley somewhere, so just touch it up by putting a small likeness of a cake next to it, and have the cake explode like the osama bin dickhead smiley...and call this cakefarting smiley:

:banana_Marie_Antoinette:

...because at XPT, you can have your cakefarts and smell them too.


This thread takes the cake.

<da burg sings> "If I knew you were coming I'd have ripped a cakefart...ripped a cakefart....'


It's Summertime, I wonder if Gigi has a recipe for Strawberry fartcake?

Now that I am searching my cerebral Archives from childhood for anything remotely pertinent to this theme of cakefarts, I recall the time in 3rd Grade when, during lunch, I traded to the class fat fuck a Hostess Cupcake for a Fred Lynn rookie Baseball card, and the fat fuck kid farted as he sat down to eat the cupcake in 2 bites. I believe he farted because he was so happy, which, givien his size and appetite, him biting into that cupcake was probably as close to an orgasm as an 8 year old 103 pound kid can get. So he farted. LOUD.

Anyone have any "Fruitpie_the_Magician" anecdotes to share?

I once told the story of the time I was in a strip club and some BLACK chick with the most AWESOME tongue ever scooped the cream in a twinkie out with her tongue and gobbled it (with extended cream-filling play) right before my eyes. I tipped her well. Chicks addicted to FD&C 40 and Yellow Dye #5 are fuckin' hot....