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He discovered it one day with it's tires slashed and a note on the windshield that read something like "Get this piece of crap off our street." The guy continued to slash Luke's tires until he finally moved it. Poor, poor Luke.


Since L-ke has nothing to do in life except play "Build Me Up Buttercup" on his free cam stream and hope that Holly will show up again, couldn't he have taken some of that "quality" time and staked out his van to confront the slasher or least figure out who it was and report them to the police for vandalism?

I am hoping that the cam stream will soon turn into something like the The Denise Show sketch with Adam Sandler from SNL about 10 years ago. Holly being Denise in this case.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People