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You have the correct.

My wife and I don't attend swinger functions where single males are allowed. One, because my wife is into it more for the chicks and two, because you aren't a swinger if you are single anyway.

Most of the parties we attend are filled with young and attractive people. I think people have formed their opinion on the swinger community from watching too many episodes of HBO's Real Sex Jurrasic Park.