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It was good etiquette, if you were such a paying diner, to inform the scroungers that you had a cold and that your leftovers were probably swimming in rhinovirus.


If they were biology students, you should have told them you had Ebola-Zaire or some other filovirus, and they would have run naked to Vernonia begging to be sawed to pieces by Melvin Lardie's Stump Branch Logging workers before their livers putreyfied and bled out of their pores.

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