<Da Burglar's "Tit For Tat" proposal of the week....This week's recipient, Gian Jerdan!>

Hey G, Teagan answered in her interview:

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- What is your favorite part of a Man's Body? Favorite part of a Woman's Body?

My favorite part of man's body is his chest. I like to lay my head on their chest all the time and if they don't have a comfy one whether they are too bulky or too skinny. If I can't get comfortable than it kinda ruins it for me. My favorite part of a woman is her boobs.

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(Maybe it's the Methadone, maybe not....BUT....) If I promise to buy my next Chunk of Internet Porn Minutes from "Gia Jordan's Video On Demand" site link, will you (based on the time you sat on my lap at AEE and inadvertently noticed) attest to Teagan that Burglar has a perfect chest from years of wheeling around the world?

At my age and being as jaded as I am, I prefer simply to have whores comeover, select their beverage of choice and lie down on my hammock with me and watch the cow jump over the moon. My chest makes a nice pillow in such scenarios. While this costs as much as a blowjob, give or take depending on the whore, I get value added extended time with the whore because typically, they are moved that a guy actually just wants to hang out and not cumalloverher. As I have said before kids, it is not about the SEX.....although 7 times out of 10, one thing leads to another on the hammock and lo and behold, 25 million DNA replicas of Da Burg somehow end up sightseeing along the whore's gastro-intestinal tract anyway. (I think the typical Whore insecurity comes into play somewhere in this dynamic....you see, if you dont insist on sex from the whore, she begins to doubt her attractiveness, so to achieve "validation", she gets you to splooge despite the fact you only paid her to drink and snuggle.)

I still tip nonetheless.

Anyway, Deal Baby G? I'll go for the 500 minutes for now.....1000 is too much, I still have 700+ minutes on Moviemonster.


FYI -- The video quality on the service Gia offers, HOTMOVIES.cum, is better than the updated Windows Media player, and even better than Real Player. I tried the free samples and free 10 minutes the site offers.

FYI #2 -- Burglar tries to emulate Gia and be servicey whenever he can and help out his XPT brethren....to take maximum advantage of your free 10 minutes on Gia's HOTMOVIES.cum service, find Gia's scene in Down the Hatch #13...it is ridiculously hot and it is nonstop splooge from start to finish, thus maximizing your 10 minutes' utility. But dont be a cheap fucker, buy a decent chunk o' minutes after your splooge to that scene. I am here to help