It's high time we undertook getting inside the mind of one of XPT's current female favorites, Teagan. Widley regarded as one of the Most beautiful women in Porn, Teagan is that RARE commodity that combines the beauty of a model and elegance of a Ballet Student, with the slutty, raunchy nastiness of a Nymphomaniac cheerleader in a football locker room.

This interview will be conducted right here within the confines of XPT, within this very thread. The questions will be posted below and Teagan will respond in a reply post when she has the chance. She can answer a few questions first, and then come back later and do the rest, however she wants.

As is the case with XPT in general, this will be an interview that asks questions that are related to her porn career, but on a more perverted, funny, wise-ass, introspective, controversial and possibly even inflammatory level (mostly perverted and funny though.) So here goes...and to all the XPT degenerates, whores, perverts, and Holly Randall..... PLEASE hold all your response posts until Teagan has had a chance to answer the questions ... In other words you fuckers, dont prematurely ejaculate until Teagan has had her chance....

1) Teagan, the purpose of a porn scene is to achieve one purpose: Getting the viewer to masturbate and shoot a fucking load all over himself, his computer screen and his houseplants... the more splooge the better. Do you yourself ever watch porn and Masturbate to it? If so, what was the last scene you watched and masturbated while watching? Describe in as much raunchy graphic detail as possible the scene so that the average XPT pervert gets his or her rocks off imagining YOU, Teagan, masturbating watching it...make sure you tell everyone where the cumshot in the scene ended up too!

2) If you had to reccomend to a guy one of your own scenes to splooge to, which one would you reccomend and why do you think it is your best scene? Describe what happens in the scene, including whether you yourself orgasmed.

3) Let's briefly turn away from Porn and Masturbation and get to really know the other aspects of Teagan. Answer the following:

- What is your favorite part of a Man's Body? Favorite part of a Woman's Body?

- What is your favorite food? Favorite TV Show? Favorite non-porn Movie of all time?

- Have you ever killed anything besides bugs? Like hunting, or running over a cat accidentally, a crazed stalker fan who kept following you around at a porn show, trying to dry hump and ejaculate through his pants onto your leg (i.e. Justifiable Homicide?) Even fishing counts, so think....

- What is your favorite Musical Band/Group?

- What is your favorite Strip Club and favorite song to give a lap dance?

- What is your favorite amusement park ride?

- What is your favorite Junk food?

- We already know you drink Grey Goose Vodka so any XPT'er who meets you at a bar knows what to order for you. But what is your favorite brand of Condom in case you think that specific XPT'er buying you a Grey Goose shot is exceptionally cute and worth a quick romp with?

4a) Back to Porn....Who are your favorite Male and Female Porn stars? Who is your favorite director..

4b) How big a problem is, in your opinion, DRUGS within the Porn Industry? Have you ever been afraid or concerned for another porn chick because you felt she was totally wasted on set and didnt want to work with her (or him)? You dont have to name names, but we'd love it if you did name names...we do however want your opinion on this issue.

Continuing on this topic, have you ever tried Meth? As you may know, when a person first does Meth, the first few times they have incredible sex, so at least early on, if a chick did Meth before a porn shoot, she might give the hottest most amazing scene EVER. But it is all downhill from there....have you ever been in or witnessed a scene in which the stars were on Meth? Without naming names, but feel free to do so if it is common knowledge, which Porn Movie was it so we can all go out and watch it and jerk off and then shake our heads after we cum?

5a) Recently, there was a thread started in the XPT Cage by the "Most Erotic Woman in Porn" and someone you once told me you admired, Holly Randall. Holly described some idiot who actually thought Holly was a "Cougar", an older woman who fucks younger men. Holly was lovingly supported by the XPT community of concerned degenerates, and told that "The Most sincere form of compliment a woman can receive is if MEN everywhere jerk off and splooge while looking at her picture (or porn scene as the case may be.)" Would you agree with that statement Teagan? Does the thought of thousands of strange men worldwide jerking off watching you fuck on film turn you on, even though you do not KNOW these men, nor want to know them probably?

5b) Would you ever consider doing a Bukkake, where dozens of men simply pay the ultimate compliment to your beauty and hottness by simply staring at you and splooging right onto you. If not a bukake, what is the most men you would allow to stand over you and jerk off at any one time?

6) Let's discuss your romantic interests.

-- What is more romantic, a Candlelight Dinner followed by sex, or Breakfast in Bed after sex?

-- What is more romantic, a Box of chocolates, or flowers?

-- What is more romantic, your man telling you he wants to jerk off into your mouth, or your man telling you he wants to watch you cumfart his load after he ass-fucks you?

-- What is more romantic, Valentines day, or a wedding anniversary?

--What is more romantic, a man putting his jacket on the ground so you dont step in a puddle of mud, or a man opening doors for you and pulling your chair out for you?

-- What is more romantic, your man Donkey Punching you as he shoots his load inside you and creampies your pussy, or your man holding your nose while he throat fucks you?

7) Teagan, it's pretty clear you are actually smarter than many girls in the industry. What advice can you give these hot but naive 18-19 year old girls coming into the Porn business so that they dont leave the business 2 years from now in WORSE shape than when they entered it? If you could do one thing different with your OWN porn career, what would it be?

8) Rank the following things in importance for what you want and look for in a man (1 is MOST important, 2 second most important, 3....etc.):

Sense of Humor
Money
Intelligence
Size of his Cock
Looks
Honesty
Ability to Fix things
Ability to cook
The taste of his CUM
Love of his Mother
Love of Children
Amount of CUM in his typical Cumshot
The type of car/wheelchair he drives

9) Finally, describe to us the one fantasy that you still have sexually...it could be something you have not done, or something that you HAVE done but want to keep doing and you are always thinking about doing.

Thanks in advance Teagan for letting us inside your mind with this interview, just as you have let us inside your body with your filmwork in Adult. And most of all, thanks for being a part of the XPT community of degenerates and perversion!!!

I will be answering all of these questions tomorrow because tonight I'm really tired & going to bed after I take a shower. I'll have a couple hours of spare alone time tomorrow to do the interview and maybe a few other things.

xox
Teagan

Burg, not to be picky, but that's only nine questions. I realize you need to ease your way back into the "Ten Questions with Da Burglar" gig, but nine questions is kinda like "Tuesday Night Football."

I feel so horrible, I was sick with a stomach bug and couldn't even bother to look at the computer as it was making me sick. I promise you the questions will be tonight after I run a few errands and finally get some food in my tummy.

xox
Teagan

I have the perfect mid-day meal, follow me.

Maybe we could fashion something like this for burg.

ZEN, wtf happened to that dog's crothc? Someone know anything about dogs tell us please, it hurts looking at that poor animal and its genital area. It looks like this dog fucked one of Brandon's whores. Yeeesh.....



Teagan, Dont stress! Take your time, do a good job, like I said, this interview will go also on any websites you have for your fans, and will no doubt be covered by other porn writers and bloggers not named Darrah. Consider anyone's anxiousness to see your answers as evidence of how fucking awesome everyone thinks you are.

Ya know, sometimes it feels good kissing ass to a hot whore....must be the Methadone talking

1) Teagan, the purpose of a porn scene is to achieve one purpose: Getting the viewer to masturbate and shoot a fucking load all over himself, his computer screen and his houseplants... the more splooge the better. Do you yourself ever watch porn and Masturbate to it? If so, what was the last scene you watched and masturbated while watching? Describe in as much raunchy graphic detail as possible the scene so that the average XPT pervert gets his or her rocks off imagining YOU, Teagan, masturbating watching it...make sure you tell everyone where the cumshot in the scene ended up too!

I just watched the Jesse Jane Kiss Kiss movie, and I might have found myself engaging in "special time." I don't want to give up all my secrets, as I am a girl but ALL the scenes are pretty hot.

2) If you had to reccomend to a guy one of your own scenes to splooge to, which one would you reccomend and why do you think it is your best scene? Describe what happens in the scene, including whether you yourself orgasmed.

The best scene to date is "Chris Streams: Oil Overload". Someone had mentioned it in my "Hey Teagan" thread. I was having a really bad day that day in my personal life and I hadn't had sex in awhile I was really needing to get some frustration out. And as you can see in the scene I obviously did. I was a little worried using extra virgin olive oil to pour all over my body and for it to get inside of me, but at least it was organic and my body didn't react badly to it at all. The scene was with Mr. Pete. It was the most aggressive anal scene I've ever done filled with tons of choking, slapping and rough anal sex.

3) Let's briefly turn away from Porn and Masturbation and get to really know the other aspects of Teagan. Answer the following:

- What is your favorite part of a Man's Body? Favorite part of a Woman's Body?

My favorite part of man's body is his chest. I like to lay my head on their chest all the time and if they don't have a comfy one whether they are too bulky or too skinny. If I can't get comfortable than it kinda ruins it for me. My favorite part of a woman is her boobs.

- What is your favorite food? Favorite TV Show? Favorite non-porn Movie of all time?

My favorite food right now is chicken and steak fajitas. I've been addicted to jalapenos lately. I've been eating them alone.

- Have you ever killed anything besides bugs? Like hunting, or running over a cat accidentally, a crazed stalker fan who kept following you around at a porn show, trying to dry hump and ejaculate through his pants onto your leg (i.e. Justifiable Homicide?) Even fishing counts, so think....

I've been fishing before when I was younger and I did catch a fish, but I sadly cannot remember what type it was. I don't think I've run over anything just yet. When I was younger I was obsessed with a story about how my Mom ran over a deer on her way from Michigan to California. And I'd ask to hear the story all the time before I went to bed. A little weird isn't it. The things we do when we are young.

- What is your favorite Musical Band/Group?

Right now, my favorite bands change with my ever changing moods. Lately, it's been Three Days Grace, Hinder and Bob and Damian Marley.

- What is your favorite Strip Club and favorite song to give a lap dance?

My favorite Strip Club that I've been to is the Hustler Club in Shreveport, Louisiana. Because I liked the layout of the stage with all of the mirrors. The strip club that I frequent almost every night that I do like is the Pink Pony.

- What is your favorite amusement park ride?

My favorite amusement park ride is the new ride "X2" at Six Flags Magic Mountain. I LOVED the first version though "X" because it was just a little different. But I guess they tore it down or just changed it to transform into "X2". Still think it was smarter to keep both and just build a separate one.

- What is your favorite Junk food?

My favorite junk food lately has been oreos with milk.

- We already know you drink Grey Goose Vodka so any XPT'er who meets you at a bar knows what to order for you. But what is your favorite brand of Condom in case you think that specific XPT'er buying you a Grey Goose shot is exceptionally cute and worth a quick romp with?

I have only had one kind that I've noticed. And that has been the regular Trojan kind. I don't really pay attention to the brand. I just check to see if they have on and that it's not one of those scented ones. Yuck, I can't stand the lube that is suppose to taste like strawberry or anything like that.

4a) Back to Porn....Who are your favorite Male and Female Porn stars? Who is your favorite director..

My favorite Male Porn Star is James Deen and my favorite Female Porn Star is Jana Cova. So far my favorite Director..Gosh! I'm going to have to pick a couple because I cannot choose just one...Robby D, Will Ryder, Chris Streams, and Joey Silvera. Shooting for Jules was good, he just makes me nervous because I had always wanted to do a good job for him. I was still a little timid then when I had shot for him.

4b) How big a problem is, in your opinion, DRUGS within the Porn Industry? Have you ever been afraid or concerned for another porn chick because you felt she was totally wasted on set and didnt want to work with her (or him)? You dont have to name names, but we'd love it if you did name names...we do however want your opinion on this issue.

I've heard from makeup artists about girls passing out in their chairs and they had to lay them down to do their makeup before. Or girls' taking shots of alcohol in the bathroom. But I've never been around it, I'm sorry to say. I've fallen asleep in the makeup chair before but that was just due to being up with the little ones all night.

Continuing on this topic, have you ever tried Meth? As you may know, when a person first does Meth, the first few times they have incredible sex, so at least early on, if a chick did Meth before a porn shoot, she might give the hottest most amazing scene EVER. But it is all downhill from there....have you ever been in or witnessed a scene in which the stars were on Meth? Without naming names, but feel free to do so if it is common knowledge, which Porn Movie was it so we can all go out and watch it and jerk off and then shake our heads after we cum?

No, I can honestly say I've NEVER tried Meth. I have no idea the way it makes you feel so I'm not sure if it does make you horny..Does it?? The only thing I can say about Meth is that I've seen pictures of people who were on it and it takes away your looks quite fast and makes you very unattractive.

5a) Recently, there was a thread started in the XPT Cage by the "Most Erotic Woman in Porn" and someone you once told me you admired, Holly Randall. Holly described some idiot who actually thought Holly was a "Cougar", an older woman who fucks younger men. Holly was lovingly supported by the XPT community of concerned degenerates, and told that "The Most sincere form of compliment a woman can receive is if MEN everywhere jerk off and splooge while looking at her picture (or porn scene as the case may be.)" Would you agree with that statement Teagan? Does the thought of thousands of strange men worldwide jerking off watching you fuck on film turn you on, even though you do not KNOW these men, nor want to know them probably?

Yes, I do think it's erotic. I mean any guy can just stare at a girl and think she's hot. But it does take a little more to get turned on by that girl and let alone blow a load for them. So then that girl must be doing something right.

5b) Would you ever consider doing a Bukkake, where dozens of men simply pay the ultimate compliment to your beauty and hottness by simply staring at you and splooging right onto you. If not a bukake, what is the most men you would allow to stand over you and jerk off at any one time?

The most men I'd allow..Sorry to say are two. I'm trying to answer these questions truthfully, not what you would expect me to give by being a porn star. I don't usually like just random guys cumming all over my face because I don't know where they've been. Plus if a guy were to cum on my face and then I'd break out or something because my skin didn't like his cum. That would really suck, because I have such

6) Let's discuss your romantic interests.

-- What is more romantic, a Candlelight Dinner followed by sex, or Breakfast in Bed after sex?

I tend to like sex after dinner than sex in the morning because I'm not really a morning person. I will have sex in the morning but I don't like to have this whole long drawn out sex before I even get to take a shower.

-- What is more romantic, a Box of chocolates, or flowers?

I tend to like flowers more than chocolate because you can't get fat off of flowers.

-- What is more romantic, your man telling you he wants to jerk off into your mouth, or your man telling you he wants to watch you cumfart his load after he ass-fucks you?

I'd have to say that I think it's more romantic if the guys wants to jerk off into your mouth than to watch you fart something out.

-- What is more romantic, Valentines day, or a wedding anniversary?

I'd say a wedding anniversary because Valentines day is just a generic day that I don't like. I never really celebrate Valentines day anyways. I always celebrate it like a week later or whatever when everyone else isn't, if I do. A wedding anniversary is more personal and special to my heart than a day that someone made up.

--What is more romantic, a man putting his jacket on the ground so you dont step in a puddle of mud, or a man opening doors for you and pulling your chair out for you?

I think it's more romantic for a guy to open my door and pull out my chair because if he puts his jacket over a puddle for me than I tend to think he's just a pussy. It's called walking around the puddle. I understand putting your jacket down is meant to be a romantic gesture but I'd feel horrible for stepping on your clothes.

-- What is more romantic, your man Donkey Punching you as he shoots his load inside you and creampies your pussy, or your man holding your nose while he throat fucks you?

I'd rather my man hold my nose while he throat fucks me because it just intensifies the blow job and I don't like to be punch or karate chopped in the pussy.

7) Teagan, it's pretty clear you are actually smarter than many girls in the industry. What advice can you give these hot but naive 18-19 year old girls coming into the Porn business so that they dont leave the business 2 years from now in WORSE shape than when they entered it? If you could do one thing different with your OWN porn career, what would it be?

I wouldn't have done anal so early in my career and would have waited a little longer until I'd done it. For the new girls, it does mess with your head a little and changes your perspective on sex and people. You have to be mentally and emotionally prepared for this business. It's not all tea and cookies. It's competitive and cut throat and if you're naive then you will be taken advantage of and left with no money because you will have spent it all because how many 18 & 19 year olds make that much money when they are that young..not very many.

8) Rank the following things in importance for what you want and look for in a man (1 is MOST important, 2 second most important, 3....etc.):

4-Sense of Humor= You can't take life too seriously or else you'll never get out alive.

13-Money = As you can tell by my previous string of boyfriends that I'm far from interested in money because most of them I've had to support myself.

3-Intelligence = I like someone who I can have a conversation with and feel like they are making my IQ go down.

11-Size of his Cock

5-Looks = Now this necessarily don't always count because in the past I haven't dated the most hot guys. I just dated the guys for their personality

2-Honesty = There is no relationship that lasts without it

6-Ability to Fix things = I'm not very much of a handy woman, so I tend to like a guy who can help me out and they repay them greatly with some loving.

7-Ability to cook= I can't cook either except for a few small things. The guy doesn't have to be a chef but it's always nice when they know how to make more things than you.

12-The taste of his CUM = You can always change that by having him eat/drink different things to make it taste better

8-Love of his Mother = You can always tell how the guy will treat you if they are respectful or disrespectful to their mother/family.

1-Love of Children = Since I am a Mom of 2 daughters this of course has to my number one choice.

14-Amount of CUM in his typical Cumshot

10-The type of car/wheelchair he drives = It doesn't matter what kind of car/wheelchair they have because if worse comes to worse I have my own and we can take mine.

9) Finally, describe to us the one fantasy that you still have sexually...it could be something you have not done, or something that you HAVE done but want to keep doing and you are always thinking about doing.

I want to have to sex in a stairway to a parking garage or somewhere public. I still have no done this yet.

Sorry for the delay. There were things I had to get done today since I had such a migraine yesterday and didn't make it out of bed.

xox
Teagan

Teagen arouses me with her honesty.

If this interview doesn't wind up all over the internet there is no such thing as pornblogging or a porn-journalist...

Awesome interview and I like Teagan's honest answers. Some girls are afraid to say when they don't like something for fear of the fans' thinking they aren't adventurous. A chick that can say, "I'm not really into that, but what I do like is..." always wins more hearts. And boners.

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I've heard from makeup artists about girls passing out in their chairs and they had to lay them down to do their makeup before.

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WHOA. I've never seen that. Holy crap.

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10-The type of car/wheelchair he drives = It doesn't matter what kind of car/wheelchair they have because if worse comes to worse I have my own and we can take mine.

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You have your own wheelchair Teagan? oh fuck....

<Da Burglar's "Tit For Tat" proposal of the week....This week's recipient, Gian Jerdan!>

Hey G, Teagan answered in her interview:

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- What is your favorite part of a Man's Body? Favorite part of a Woman's Body?

My favorite part of man's body is his chest. I like to lay my head on their chest all the time and if they don't have a comfy one whether they are too bulky or too skinny. If I can't get comfortable than it kinda ruins it for me. My favorite part of a woman is her boobs.

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(Maybe it's the Methadone, maybe not....BUT....) If I promise to buy my next Chunk of Internet Porn Minutes from "Gia Jordan's Video On Demand" site link, will you (based on the time you sat on my lap at AEE and inadvertently noticed) attest to Teagan that Burglar has a perfect chest from years of wheeling around the world?

At my age and being as jaded as I am, I prefer simply to have whores comeover, select their beverage of choice and lie down on my hammock with me and watch the cow jump over the moon. My chest makes a nice pillow in such scenarios. While this costs as much as a blowjob, give or take depending on the whore, I get value added extended time with the whore because typically, they are moved that a guy actually just wants to hang out and not cumalloverher. As I have said before kids, it is not about the SEX.....although 7 times out of 10, one thing leads to another on the hammock and lo and behold, 25 million DNA replicas of Da Burg somehow end up sightseeing along the whore's gastro-intestinal tract anyway. (I think the typical Whore insecurity comes into play somewhere in this dynamic....you see, if you dont insist on sex from the whore, she begins to doubt her attractiveness, so to achieve "validation", she gets you to splooge despite the fact you only paid her to drink and snuggle.)

I still tip nonetheless.

Anyway, Deal Baby G? I'll go for the 500 minutes for now.....1000 is too much, I still have 700+ minutes on Moviemonster.


FYI -- The video quality on the service Gia offers, HOTMOVIES.cum, is better than the updated Windows Media player, and even better than Real Player. I tried the free samples and free 10 minutes the site offers.

FYI #2 -- Burglar tries to emulate Gia and be servicey whenever he can and help out his XPT brethren....to take maximum advantage of your free 10 minutes on Gia's HOTMOVIES.cum service, find Gia's scene in Down the Hatch #13...it is ridiculously hot and it is nonstop splooge from start to finish, thus maximizing your 10 minutes' utility. But dont be a cheap fucker, buy a decent chunk o' minutes after your splooge to that scene. I am here to help

Kudos to Teagan for answering all of those questions

Hottest teagan clip I've ever seen. It's only 5 minutes, but if you are in a hurry fast forward to the cumshots, and try to ignore the fact that Teagan's mouth is being used by the two cave-demon sex addicts, John Strong and Erik EverTARD, as a cum toilet. Teagan's dirty talk seems quite sincere, like she is really into it....

But as for me, since I respect Teagan for her mind and for being cool more than being the hottest cum gobbler perhaps ever, I'd be content if she simply opened her mouth and let me dump a few shots of this down her throat and then wheeled me around for a half an hour in a crowded place like Santa Monica, Vegas or Mall of America, thus fulfilling my "Impaired Nurse Fetish"





Teagan, what will you charge for 1 hour of "Slightly Tipsy Hot Nurse Wheeling CCP through Crowds of Fat Fuck People" - fantasy??? The bottle of grey goose is part of the deal so take that into consideration please.