It's high time we undertook getting inside the mind of one of XPT's current female favorites, Teagan. Widley regarded as one of the Most beautiful women in Porn, Teagan is that RARE commodity that combines the beauty of a model and elegance of a Ballet Student, with the slutty, raunchy nastiness of a Nymphomaniac cheerleader in a football locker room.

This interview will be conducted right here within the confines of XPT, within this very thread. The questions will be posted below and Teagan will respond in a reply post when she has the chance. She can answer a few questions first, and then come back later and do the rest, however she wants.

As is the case with XPT in general, this will be an interview that asks questions that are related to her porn career, but on a more perverted, funny, wise-ass, introspective, controversial and possibly even inflammatory level (mostly perverted and funny though.) So here goes...and to all the XPT degenerates, whores, perverts, and Holly Randall..... PLEASE hold all your response posts until Teagan has had a chance to answer the questions ... In other words you fuckers, dont prematurely ejaculate until Teagan has had her chance....

1) Teagan, the purpose of a porn scene is to achieve one purpose: Getting the viewer to masturbate and shoot a fucking load all over himself, his computer screen and his houseplants... the more splooge the better. Do you yourself ever watch porn and Masturbate to it? If so, what was the last scene you watched and masturbated while watching? Describe in as much raunchy graphic detail as possible the scene so that the average XPT pervert gets his or her rocks off imagining YOU, Teagan, masturbating watching it...make sure you tell everyone where the cumshot in the scene ended up too!

2) If you had to reccomend to a guy one of your own scenes to splooge to, which one would you reccomend and why do you think it is your best scene? Describe what happens in the scene, including whether you yourself orgasmed.

3) Let's briefly turn away from Porn and Masturbation and get to really know the other aspects of Teagan. Answer the following:

- What is your favorite part of a Man's Body? Favorite part of a Woman's Body?

- What is your favorite food? Favorite TV Show? Favorite non-porn Movie of all time?

- Have you ever killed anything besides bugs? Like hunting, or running over a cat accidentally, a crazed stalker fan who kept following you around at a porn show, trying to dry hump and ejaculate through his pants onto your leg (i.e. Justifiable Homicide?) Even fishing counts, so think....

- What is your favorite Musical Band/Group?

- What is your favorite Strip Club and favorite song to give a lap dance?

- What is your favorite amusement park ride?

- What is your favorite Junk food?

- We already know you drink Grey Goose Vodka so any XPT'er who meets you at a bar knows what to order for you. But what is your favorite brand of Condom in case you think that specific XPT'er buying you a Grey Goose shot is exceptionally cute and worth a quick romp with?

4a) Back to Porn....Who are your favorite Male and Female Porn stars? Who is your favorite director..

4b) How big a problem is, in your opinion, DRUGS within the Porn Industry? Have you ever been afraid or concerned for another porn chick because you felt she was totally wasted on set and didnt want to work with her (or him)? You dont have to name names, but we'd love it if you did name names...we do however want your opinion on this issue.

Continuing on this topic, have you ever tried Meth? As you may know, when a person first does Meth, the first few times they have incredible sex, so at least early on, if a chick did Meth before a porn shoot, she might give the hottest most amazing scene EVER. But it is all downhill from there....have you ever been in or witnessed a scene in which the stars were on Meth? Without naming names, but feel free to do so if it is common knowledge, which Porn Movie was it so we can all go out and watch it and jerk off and then shake our heads after we cum?

5a) Recently, there was a thread started in the XPT Cage by the "Most Erotic Woman in Porn" and someone you once told me you admired, Holly Randall. Holly described some idiot who actually thought Holly was a "Cougar", an older woman who fucks younger men. Holly was lovingly supported by the XPT community of concerned degenerates, and told that "The Most sincere form of compliment a woman can receive is if MEN everywhere jerk off and splooge while looking at her picture (or porn scene as the case may be.)" Would you agree with that statement Teagan? Does the thought of thousands of strange men worldwide jerking off watching you fuck on film turn you on, even though you do not KNOW these men, nor want to know them probably?

5b) Would you ever consider doing a Bukkake, where dozens of men simply pay the ultimate compliment to your beauty and hottness by simply staring at you and splooging right onto you. If not a bukake, what is the most men you would allow to stand over you and jerk off at any one time?

6) Let's discuss your romantic interests.

-- What is more romantic, a Candlelight Dinner followed by sex, or Breakfast in Bed after sex?

-- What is more romantic, a Box of chocolates, or flowers?

-- What is more romantic, your man telling you he wants to jerk off into your mouth, or your man telling you he wants to watch you cumfart his load after he ass-fucks you?

-- What is more romantic, Valentines day, or a wedding anniversary?

--What is more romantic, a man putting his jacket on the ground so you dont step in a puddle of mud, or a man opening doors for you and pulling your chair out for you?

-- What is more romantic, your man Donkey Punching you as he shoots his load inside you and creampies your pussy, or your man holding your nose while he throat fucks you?

7) Teagan, it's pretty clear you are actually smarter than many girls in the industry. What advice can you give these hot but naive 18-19 year old girls coming into the Porn business so that they dont leave the business 2 years from now in WORSE shape than when they entered it? If you could do one thing different with your OWN porn career, what would it be?

8) Rank the following things in importance for what you want and look for in a man (1 is MOST important, 2 second most important, 3....etc.):

Sense of Humor
Money
Intelligence
Size of his Cock
Looks
Honesty
Ability to Fix things
Ability to cook
The taste of his CUM
Love of his Mother
Love of Children
Amount of CUM in his typical Cumshot
The type of car/wheelchair he drives

9) Finally, describe to us the one fantasy that you still have sexually...it could be something you have not done, or something that you HAVE done but want to keep doing and you are always thinking about doing.

Thanks in advance Teagan for letting us inside your mind with this interview, just as you have let us inside your body with your filmwork in Adult. And most of all, thanks for being a part of the XPT community of degenerates and perversion!!!