Let's list off the studios that hired Brian Surewood (murder).

Well actually it's pretty much every studio in the industry. Oh except Shane's World and I'm sure a few others.

http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=BSurewood&gender=m

So if by your distorted rationale Jack Venice = Shane's World, then Brian Surewood = pretty much the entire industry.

Could it be that since you're a nobody that has never amounted to anything that you feel spurned by an industry you think "owes" you something, and you were denied your 15 minutes of fame, on Tyra of all things, so you are taking out your frustrations on SW?

Is the "major Hollywood" studio going to hire B.Pumper to do your soundtrack again? When will your movie hit screens all across America...and will you be using the IMAX format?

As far as a "hottie" being cast for you...see if Scotty Schwarz is looking for work, or maybe Rick Astley, or the logo of Wendy's.
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