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What I have been told I look like:

-- "A piece of work"
-- "trouble"
-- "A lot of Fun"
-- "An accident waiting to happen"
-- "An accident that already happened"
-- "A beat up Teddy Bear"
-- A Burgler-Wolf in Burglar-sheep's clothing
-- A frustrated pharmaceutical industry consultant who was in an skiing accident
-- What Larry Flynt would have looked like if the bullet had hit further down his lumbar area leaving him fully functional from the THIGHS up, instead of from mid-stomach up.
-- A cross between Kojak and Chief Ironsides



Embrace yourselves and play the cards you are dealt, you shallow fucks.

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