Joanna Angel. Some people are really blind. She's pretty, but I don't think we look alike. I walked in to a porn store in nyc once and the cashier got so excited and said he's my biggest fan and asked me to autograph some movies for the store. I was very flattered and said yes. We take pictures with his cell phone and then he starts grabbing movies off the shelf for me to sign. He hands me a sharpie and AN ENTIRE STACK OF JOANNA ANGEL MOVIES.

I start screaming that alt-porn sucks and that I only do porn for the money. KIDDING!!! I just politely told him that I'm not Joanna Angel, but thanks for the compliment. I had been confused for her before, which I think is weird because if there is even the slightest facial similarities, I don't have tats or huge tits.

I debated on if I should tell him that he still met a porn girl and reveal that I was Gia Jordan, but decided not to. I'm kind of shy about telling people I'm me for fear that they'll say 'who?'



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