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#344980 - 07/18/08 01:33 PM
Who do You Look Like?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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We all have dopplegangers if the urban myth is to be believed; someone who looks like you.
Do you have people telling you you look like someone famous? Not who YOU think you look like but who OTHERS think you look like.
I don't see the resemblance myself, but I've had people telling me I look like Jeff Bridges (even though he's 12 years older them me) ever since "Starman" came out.
Once I grew my hair long, these comparisons stopped until "The Big Lebowski" came out. Then it started up again.
The upside is if I wear a robe and carry small glass of milk to a costume party, everybody knows who I'm supposed to be.
Who do you get told you look like?
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#344981 - 07/18/08 01:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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I get Noah Wyle all the time...
When my hair was longer and I was working the goatee I used to also get a young Gary Oldman.
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#344982 - 07/18/08 01:56 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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William Hurt -- a younger William Hurt.
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#344983 - 07/18/08 02:21 PM
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#344984 - 07/18/08 02:39 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i've gotten annie lennox, jenna elfman, and of course billy zane 
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#344985 - 07/18/08 02:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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I get Statham a lot. And people make American Histoy X jokes a fair amount but I think that's related to the tattoo thing. ( no swastikas, though) I'm flattered i guess. And it makes me a lot less touchy about my lack of luxuriant hair.
But mostly I get told I look like a fool....
Edited by tattypatty (07/18/08 03:03 PM)
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#344987 - 07/18/08 06:47 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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I got Willem Defoe about three or four times in one week and still get referred as him. Gave some careful thought to doing a good Spider-Man porno spoof and doing an awesome Green Goblin.
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#344988 - 07/18/08 06:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Stevie, I'm sure you get mixed up with Clay Aiken a lot.
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#344989 - 07/18/08 06:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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#344992 - 07/18/08 07:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Joanna Angel. Some people are really blind. She's pretty, but I don't think we look alike. I walked in to a porn store in nyc once and the cashier got so excited and said he's my biggest fan and asked me to autograph some movies for the store. I was very flattered and said yes. We take pictures with his cell phone and then he starts grabbing movies off the shelf for me to sign. He hands me a sharpie and AN ENTIRE STACK OF JOANNA ANGEL MOVIES.
I start screaming that alt-porn sucks and that I only do porn for the money. KIDDING!!! I just politely told him that I'm not Joanna Angel, but thanks for the compliment. I had been confused for her before, which I think is weird because if there is even the slightest facial similarities, I don't have tats or huge tits.
I debated on if I should tell him that he still met a porn girl and reveal that I was Gia Jordan, but decided not to. I'm kind of shy about telling people I'm me for fear that they'll say 'who?'
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#344996 - 07/18/08 07:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#344999 - 07/18/08 07:44 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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my husband met you and thought you insanely beautiful and cool. five minutes later i spot joanna angel and mention i want to get a pic with her... he said, and i quote, "ew. why?" i kind of made him go over there with me and we got the picture... i of course blinked, so i ask him to take another one. he's like, "uh, hey look, there's nicki hunter!" and took off. the moral of that is: you're way hotter than joanna angel.
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#345000 - 07/18/08 07:47 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#345002 - 07/18/08 09:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
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And probably nicer, too. She was full of herself at ELA.
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#345003 - 07/19/08 12:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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What I have been told I look like:
-- "A piece of work"
-- "trouble"
-- "A lot of Fun"
-- "An accident waiting to happen"
-- "An accident that already happened"
-- "A beat up Teddy Bear"
-- A Burgler-Wolf in Burglar-sheep's clothing
-- A frustrated pharmaceutical industry consultant who was in an skiing accident
-- What Larry Flynt would have looked like if the bullet had hit further down his lumbar area leaving him fully functional from the THIGHS up, instead of from mid-stomach up.
-- A cross between Kojak and Chief Ironsides
Embrace yourselves and play the cards you are dealt, you shallow fucks.
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#345005 - 07/19/08 09:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I've been compared one time to Robert Conrad but the person doing the comparing was going by jawlines alone. At least I hope that was the case I was 18 when this happened and Conrad had to be in his late 40s or early 50s then.
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#345006 - 07/19/08 09:10 AM
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Didja dare 'em to knock a battery off of your shoulder?
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#345013 - 07/19/08 06:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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In middle school, people tormented me by saying I looked like Phil Collins. 
Windy, if I recall that picture of you correctly from way back, you're more of a young Neil Young. Of course, wearing a flannel shirt suggested same.
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#345014 - 07/19/08 07:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5103
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A chubby/fat johnny depp.
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#345016 - 07/20/08 02:18 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
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Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Gia that is sooooo not true. You dont look like her at all, her facial features are sooooo fucking different, the nose first of all, biggest give away (like I could take about others noses) but anyway. You are much 10000% more beautiful than she can ever be. BTW I loved that picture w/your blue eyeshadow and that black leather or latex outfit behind you while you were signing with your lil panties on. 
Love your fangirl xoxo
Tell that to Nate Liquor, the pm for Zero Tolerance, who said hi to me at AEE then said my boyfriend was looking for me. I didn't have a boyfriend at the time, but I asked anyway, "Um...and who might that be?" He points to James Deen, Joanna's bf, by the bar.
I think you do look a bit like Joanna Angel!
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#345019 - 07/20/08 08:39 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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vin, anyone ever tell you that you are a dead ringer for dirty harry? 
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#345021 - 07/20/08 09:06 AM
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the other one is probably going to be behind the next great HIV outbreak.
I know a pair of bloggers who would love to have THAT story. 
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#345022 - 07/20/08 11:50 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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The one I get consistently is "a skinny Chino Moreno" (singer from The Deftones).
I was thinking you look more like David Duchovny.
You and Darrah should get married.
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#345026 - 07/20/08 08:16 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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^^ I know who Bill Hicks is. What I don't know is why he thinks I should marry Darrah. I certainly didn't mean to insult him by saying I thought he looked like Agent Mulder. As a matter of fact, the first time I saw his avatar, that's who I thought it was. So again, 
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#345027 - 07/20/08 08:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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The Darrah reference = clueless. Your original posting above suggested some confusion between Bill Hicks and David Duchovny. If you knew the difference, I apologize. It wasn't obvious... 
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#345028 - 07/20/08 09:01 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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^^ Within the context of this thread (who do people think you look like) I though it was obvious.
My bad if it wasn't.
BTW, if Darrah is cute as well as clueless, then maybe an overnight "marriage" could be arranged.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#345029 - 07/21/08 06:34 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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Gia. there's one pic out there of Gina Gershon where she looks just like you.
Renfield, you do look a bit like Bernadette Peters!
I've been told Isla Fisher, Julia Roberts, Sarah Jessica Parker (frame) and Anne Hathaway (face). Weird, because none of those people look at all alike.
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