I haven't seen the son of a bitch yet.

Apologies to The Who.

I looked in the jerk shacks,
I've looked West Virginia,
I try to find the key,
To buy the new Gag Factor.

Just call me the geeker,
I been searching low and high,
I won't get to get what I'm after,
'Til I'm back in O-hi-a.

I asked JerkOffZone,
I asked a weird peever,
I asked General Delivery,
But he couldn't help me either.

Just call me the geeker,
I been searching low and high,
I won't get to get what I'm after,
'Til I'm back in O-hi-a.

People tend to hate me,
'Cause I never smile.
When I tell 'em 'bout my Jones,
They won't shake my hand.

In the middle of nowhere,
Investigatin' old files,
I'm a geeker, I'm a really desperate man.

(instrumental)

I won't get to get what I'm after,
'Til I'm back in O-hi-a.

I'm posting now to raise my voice in anger,
Yeah! Guess you can't ship here, ain't this a pile?
Daytime, life is good,
But many nights I cry,
I got values but they don't fit this back woods sty.

I'm lookin for me,
You're lookin' for you,
We're lookin' in at each other,
Hoping voters know what to do.

Just call me the geeker,
I been searching low and high,
I won't get to get what I'm after,
'Til I'm back in O-hi-a.


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy