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You mean that wasn't him that came over and fucked me in the ass last night? Damn!

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holy shit....holly, that is either the most fucked up, raunchiest post you have ever made, or the hottest, most romantic and intimate, or the most revealing....or the most sarcastic, or the most satirical....or funniest...or...*Burg is totally flummoxed and aroused, reaches for his "Flummoxed and aroused" medication, finds bottle empty, starts and doing his breathing exercises instead*

<to himself> "Breathe in, Breathe out...Ok, think of calm placid lakes, think of baby ducks, think of Ice cream, think of the loyalty of a fine dog, think of a beautiful flower, think of.....Holly's puckered lubed-up Asshole about to be...OH NO, FUCK!!! Start over....think of fluffy Cotton Candy being eaten by children laughing without a care in the world at a carnival...think of....Holly with her mouth open, tongue out waiting staring up into your ey.........SHIT! Shit shit shit!!!...." <Burg hit's speed dial> "Hello, Dr. Melfi....?"

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