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#344839 - 07/17/08 02:31 PM Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Willie D Offline

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JULY 17--Porn star Janine Lindemulder is facing a federal criminal rap for failing to pay about $80,000 in income taxes, according to court records. Lindemulder, 39, was named last month in a misdemeanor information accusing her of stiffing the Internal Revenue Service for taxes due on $350,101 of income in 2004. The charging document, a copy of which you'll find below, was filed June 18 in U.S. District Court in Eugene, Oregon. Lindenmulder, who was previously married to motorcycle fabricator (and "Monster Garage" host) Jesse James, was charged under the name Janine Marie James (though the Lindemulder surname was included as her a/k/a). Lindemulder was arraigned Monday on the federal count and released without bail after entering a not guilty plea. She is scheduled for a September 16 trial before a magistrate judge. Lindemulder, who moved from Oregon to Huntington Beach, California, is one of the porn industry's most recognizable figures. Along with starring in hundreds of adult films, Lindemulder has appeared in Howard Stern's movie "Private Parts" and has dated Motley Crue singer Vince Neil, with whom she appears in a homemade sex tape widely available on the Internet.




http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0717082james1.html


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#344840 - 07/17/08 02:54 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
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PRESS RELEASE

For immediate release...

Janine Lindemuller is pleased to announce that she will be touring North America this summer and fall (and if necessary, this winter), in order to reconnect with her many fans, who have shown her so much support in the past.

"My fans mean the world to me, and even though my many career opportunities keep me extremely busy, I am taking this time to get out in the community and meet them, face to face, or face to wherever."

Janine will be visiting a range of 4* hotels in business districts all across America, and looks forward to meeting anyone interested in her career (minimum meeting fee, 1200 roses).

Janine encourages all her fans to keep an eye on Craigslist to find out when her exciting tour will be coming to their towns. For more information, feel free to call Janine's information line at 866-252-2299 (no blocked calls)


Edited by Soopergrizz (07/17/08 03:31 PM)
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#344841 - 07/17/08 03:39 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
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Damit...Willie...you beat me to this 1!!!

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#344842 - 07/17/08 04:21 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Hmmmm...seems quite a few porners have been settling in Huntington Beach lately.

I was thinking about this the other day; if the feds really wanted to hit the industry where it hurt, fuck 2257 or obscenity, just about every starlet has some sort of undocumented income especially those escorting or on the dance circuit. I was wondering who'd be hit next on tax evasion next; looks like it was Janine.

But seriously, she made $350K in 2004? She was under contract to Vivid at the time, right? Wonder what her returns looked like in subsequent years and if thats what brought up the red light (pun intended) for investigators. Doesn't look too good for Vivid though but whats new.
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#344843 - 07/17/08 04:29 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
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Nice post..
"hmmm..i was thinking.. if..I was wondering..right?" etc

You're a curious little faggot.
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#344844 - 07/17/08 04:38 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Stevie Why Offline
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Quote:

Nice post..
"hmmm..i was thinking.. if..I was wondering..right?" etc

You're a curious little faggot.




And I was right.
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#344845 - 07/17/08 04:50 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
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So was I. You got a point, lumpy?
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#344846 - 07/17/08 05:49 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Shipwreck Offline
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Registered: 07/11/08
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Quote:


(minimum meeting fee, 1200 roses).






Well, maybe if she'd take 400 daffodils but either way...

Liked her since that Blink182 video. Remember that?
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#344847 - 07/17/08 05:54 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
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She's a fucken tatted up freak and I hope they find her in a storage unit wrapped in a shower curtain with her tits cut off.
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#344848 - 07/17/08 05:59 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
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I like the tats.

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#344849 - 07/17/08 06:08 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Never fuck the IRS. They fuck back, and hard.

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#344850 - 07/17/08 07:37 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Quote:

Never fuck the IRS. They fuck back, and hard.





Indeed....my last audits, in addition to a briefcase full of Questionable Medical writeoffs, I had a tube of KY and 5 condoms.
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#344851 - 07/17/08 07:41 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Da Burglar Offline
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I was thinking about this the other day; if the feds really wanted to hit the industry where it hurt, fuck 2257 or obscenity, just about every starlet has some sort of undocumented income especially those escorting or on the dance circuit. I was wondering who'd be hit next on tax evasion next; looks like it was Janine.


I made such a post / Prediction a couple years ago...it is floating around here somewhere, where I mentioned how I caught wind of the IRS adding to its field office in Vegas and elsewhere, with the intention of going after certain obvious Cum&Tax dodgers in the sex industry. Willie will find it if no one else can...
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#344852 - 07/17/08 07:43 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
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I hear ya Burglar. An IRS audit is always painful. Fortunately, I only had the displeasure once (so far) and escaped with my hide intact.

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#344853 - 07/17/08 07:57 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
tattypatty Offline
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The Janine interview is great! So is the Gauge one...

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/interview-disaster-special-2.php
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#344854 - 07/17/08 08:31 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

The Janine interview is great!




this is janine's best interview ever. courtesy of random.

LINK
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#344855 - 07/18/08 03:57 AM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
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The only good thing is that usually if they give you a prison sentence...The USPOB...will send you off to a low end security facility. The reason I say usually is because of some one like lets say...I dont know...Al Capone...but those are with special extenuating circumstances. Maybe she will hire a good tax atty the next time she files!

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#344856 - 07/18/08 05:50 AM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
destro Offline
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Registered: 05/23/06
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i bet she didn't report her income from the advertising revenue she made off these:

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#344857 - 07/18/08 07:18 AM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Quote:

The Janine interview is great! So is the Gauge one...

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/interview-disaster-special-2.php




These are incredibly entertaining..i want more like this!

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#344858 - 07/18/08 09:18 AM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Jeff Steward Offline
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Instead of paying her taxes she spent the money on those fucked up tats. What a stupid whore.
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#344859 - 07/18/08 04:02 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
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She said she got all her tattoos because she wanted out of porn so bad but couldn't bring herself to leaving. So she did that to herself so no one would hire her anymore. But they still hired her.


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#344860 - 07/18/08 06:13 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
the unknown pervert Offline
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So if you cover yourself head to foot with tats no one will hire you? Has anyone told alt-porn producers about this?
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#344861 - 07/18/08 06:34 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

She said she got all her tattoos because she wanted out of porn so bad but couldn't bring herself to leaving. So she did that to herself so no one would hire her anymore. But they still hired her.




So fucking lame and ghey.

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#344862 - 07/18/08 06:45 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

She said she got all her tattoos because she wanted out of porn so bad but couldn't bring herself to leaving. So she did that to herself so no one would hire her anymore. But they still hired her.





That's the best example of "whore logic" I've evers heard. But she wanted out so she could supposedly become a kindergarten teacher? Bet they love the tats.
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#344863 - 07/18/08 07:10 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Remember when Janine and Julia Ann were doing that crappy dance curcuit-lesbian act called "Blondage?" Everyone thought they were the shit; now Janine's tax return is even more jkankity than her Vince Neil sex tape, and Julia Ann is back in porno taking convict semen in her face on Brazzers.



What's wrong with this tattoo? Even saratoga120 got one of those on his white Member's Only jacket.


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#344864 - 07/18/08 07:12 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

So if you cover yourself head to foot with tats no one will hire you? Has anyone told alt-porn producers about this?



They advise women not to get tattoos because lots of men don't like seeing tattoos on women. And she was a top star with supermodel good looks. So her logic that if she destroyed one of those, no one would hire her again.


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#344865 - 07/18/08 07:18 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Have you seen how fucking strange Katja's unicorn looks now that she's been getting it lasered off, now it's like a white unicorn, the shape will always be there, I think she should of done a cover up instead and kept a tattoo there, just not get anymore ever, cause if that is the best the tattoo off method can come up with, she made a huge mistake in my opinion by "trying" to remove it.

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#344866 - 07/18/08 08:18 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
zenman Offline

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whore are teh stupid.
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#344867 - 07/18/08 08:18 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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I saw Katja up close at the ELA show. She should have her entire face lasered off.........
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#344868 - 07/18/08 09:03 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

She said she got all her tattoos because she wanted out of porn so bad but couldn't bring herself to leaving. So she did that to herself so no one would hire her anymore. But they still hired her.





I wanted to get out of reading any of your future posts so bad I stuck a ballpoint pen in my eye but couldn't bring myself to stab my other eye because of the excruciating pain. I did that to myself so I couldn't read. But I read on anyway.

Janine's logic seems sound enough.

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#344869 - 07/19/08 08:49 AM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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Quote:

Quote:

So if you cover yourself head to foot with tats no one will hire you? Has anyone told alt-porn producers about this?



They advise women not to get tattoos because lots of men don't like seeing tattoos on women. And she was a top star with supermodel good looks. So her logic that if she destroyed one of those, no one would hire her again.






Uggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#344870 - 07/19/08 08:52 AM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Gigi Offline
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who is this janine person?[/darrah]
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#344871 - 07/19/08 11:41 AM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
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Heh.

You're mean.
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#344872 - 07/20/08 07:46 PM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
If only she hired Shy Love, CPA, centaur, this all could've been avoided...

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#344873 - 07/23/08 09:07 AM Re: Janine Busted for Tax Evasion
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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She said she got all her tattoos because she wanted out of porn so bad but couldn't bring herself to leaving. So she did that to herself so no one would hire her anymore. But they still hired her.






She could have just taken a razor blade to her face ya know. Same effect but much cheaper. Stupid whore.
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