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#344789 - 07/17/08 01:27 PM
My New Books
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Registered: 06/24/08
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Hey pron peeps and pervs, I’m deliriously happy to announce the publication of my two newest books.
Here’s the first one
And here’s the second
I’m so happy Uncle L_ke took the time out from his Torah studies to write the forward to these books. To me, he’s like G_d, daddy and the easter bunny all rolled into one. But in a fake Jewish kind of way. Yay.
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#344790 - 07/17/08 01:41 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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who's luke ford? 
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#344791 - 07/17/08 02:27 PM
Re: My New Books
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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ZING!
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#344792 - 07/17/08 04:52 PM
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Darrah couldn't generate interest if she was a jewish banker.
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#344793 - 07/17/08 08:43 PM
Re: My New Books
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Darrah, you writing a guide to blogging is like Marc Wallace writing a book about integrity.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#344794 - 07/17/08 08:49 PM
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Mutually exclusive terms Gia. Like Elabo and Interesting; there is no correlation whatsoever.
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#344795 - 07/17/08 09:13 PM
Re: My New Books
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Registered: 06/24/08
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Darrah, you writing a guide to blogging is like Marc Wallace writing a book about integrity.
Who's Marc Wallice? Isn't he that old guy on 60 Minutes?
Dont forget to check out my latest Blog Post
My Message To Pron Stars
I am unemployed and overfed. And like most welfare recipients, I have a lot of time on my hands. That's why I started this blog; to give me something to do between grazings and appearances on Maury. You people aren't helping any. Get off your fucking ass and do something! Give me something to blog about. You’re boring and should be ashamed! Date a celebrity, marry a rock star, get arrested, or show up half naked at a party. The survival of my blog depends on you!! Only make sure you write it all up for me and wrap it up with a pretty bow. Just because I run a blog doesn't mean I have to do any, you know, research. I hate it when people tell me I need to find out what's going on in order to have a blog. I am the fifth worst Pron Blogger on the web, not some peon toiling away at a magazine. I now have to check the mainstream celebrity blogs and forums and find articles like this one to rip off. So go out and do something stupid already. then call me. Where is Uncle L_ke when I need him?
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#344797 - 07/17/08 09:23 PM
Re: My New Books
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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How come you still can't figure out the quote function? We're not the only board/site that has this. This isn't some random, obscure thing here, kitten. You have the internet skills of a 90-year-old. I can always tell an oldie olson by their internet know-how.
Click the quote tag in the ubb box and paste INSIDE the tags. Tags are the things with brackets around them. Ok, so how do you not understand that, but are able to make mock ups in pshop? Not really being rude here, but I'm seriously baffled by this.
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#344799 - 07/17/08 09:32 PM
Re: My New Books
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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K, people. Which one of you is Diarreah pretending to be Darrah?
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#344803 - 07/18/08 05:19 AM
Re: My New Books
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Darrah, show us your tits!!!
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#344805 - 07/18/08 06:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Best alt since Charles Barkley.
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#344806 - 07/18/08 07:20 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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#344808 - 07/18/08 11:10 AM
Re: My New Books
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Registered: 06/24/08
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contributing writerQuote:
Wow. "Contributing writer." Yay Me!!!
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#344810 - 07/19/08 01:24 AM
Re: My New Books
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Anonymous
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Gee, ya think she's mad?
Whatever could be the matter?
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#344813 - 07/19/08 03:00 AM
Paranoia
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You are a paranoid twit.
Not only do I have no power to have a post pulled, I'm even screencapping your post and saving it to the servers so it doesn't go anywhere.
I am not a mod. Never have been. And I have your name because you gave it to me. I could post the MySpace message, if you like..
I called you by your real name in the PMs because it's your name. Or at least, that's what you told me it was. At no time did I threaten to out it. I saved them all and could post them, if you like.
What I did do is tell you quite simply that I intend to boycott LiB unless you take down the story that outs the former whore and can the person who posted it here. And encourage others to do the same. I also posted that quite publicly in GPT. No secret threats. just a simple promise.
At that point, you stated that "the whole thing is going to blow up on my site," whereupon, I advised you how that might blow back upon you and the person who gave you the idea for that story.
I never threatened to out you or that person. If ou like, I can post the PMs and prove it.
What's funny to me, though, is how eager you were to throw your new star reporter under the bus in an effort to save yourself this headache.
Really. Outing whores. Selling out your own people. Paranoid ranting on a messageboard at this hour of the morning. Welcome to the "New" LiB.
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#344814 - 07/19/08 03:13 AM
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Oh Jesus Christ. Get a load of what "NL" is posting on LiB. The first one's too long to post. Here's another:
First it's Diablo and the Dubloons. Now it's big, bad influential Jim B.
Honey, if I wanted to out your real name I would have done it by now. You gave it to me in a MySpace message. Thanks for the laughs.
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#344815 - 07/19/08 03:20 AM
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For the record:
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#344817 - 07/19/08 03:45 AM
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Nobody gets paid if there's no advertising revenue. Revenue doesn't come in unless there's a reason for people to read it. Like all those interviews with the whores they've been running. How many whores are going to be interested in doing an interview with someone they know will out their real name once they retire?
And it's funny how it's OK for them to out a retired whore's name, but the mere mention of their own name in an unpublished PM sends them into a panic.
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#344819 - 07/19/08 05:22 AM
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Notice that I still haven't posted "NL's" id anywhere...
She's foaming at the mouth so loudly I can hear it from here.
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#344820 - 07/19/08 05:30 AM
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Anonymous
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I suppose throwing people under the bus also extends to good ol' Luke...
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#344821 - 07/19/08 05:35 AM
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Lest anyone think I'm planning to dynamite her servers, the phrase "blow up on my site" came from her...
Double fucking meltdown.Not a bad week.
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#344822 - 07/19/08 11:31 AM
Re: My New Books
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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what's funny is that adt thinks xpt is so evil, that they don't realize that ultimately we're pro-whore. we always side with the talent on keeping their anonymity. so fucking what if some ex-porn whore wants to be a preacher? leave her alone. unless someone commits some marc wallace-esque crime against human decency, don't out real names.
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#344823 - 07/19/08 11:41 AM
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Apparently it isn't easy being a gullible dumb cunt.
Embarrassing...
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#344824 - 07/19/08 12:03 PM
Re: My New Books
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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what's funny is that adt thinks xpt is so evil, that they don't realize that ultimately we're pro-whore. we always side with the talent on keeping their anonymity. so fucking what if some ex-porn whore wants to be a preacher? leave her alone. unless someone commits some marc wallace-esque crime against human decency, don't out real names.
Absolutely, and that's because deep-down they are ashamed of their interest in porn. This results in refusing to actually say the word "whore," purportedly preferring "couples porn," and the resulting multiple, absurd, lifetime memberships in can-do-no wrong contract-girl personality cults. 
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#344827 - 07/19/08 02:51 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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Wow, I love how this has played out thus far.
JimmyB, you're famous!!!!
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#344829 - 07/19/08 02:59 PM
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#344831 - 07/19/08 08:46 PM
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Barkley was a seriously motivated d00d.
The fuck ever happened to that ng?
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#344832 - 07/19/08 09:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Barkley was a seriously motivated d00d.
The fuck ever happened to that ng?
That wasn't a d00d, and it moved to Australia to be closer to Ben and Smelly Monkey. 
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#344833 - 07/20/08 12:51 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Rather attention whorish of you JimB, Raoul, or whatever the fuck your name is.
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#344834 - 07/20/08 04:00 AM
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1) As an industry person PM-ed me, more important than the stalker issue is the fact that the former PWs are trying to succeed in regular civilian careers now and don't want to face discrimination or judgement in the work place. To unduly stress that it mostly has to do with stalkers is to perpetuate the myth that sex causes violence. All I can say is that I was running on no sleep and a bellyfull of booze.
2) Harri Patel is one of the few decent fuckers on ADT. Bornyo and Unknown Pervert should recruit this guy.
3) Biff, that's exactly the kind of thing one of Darrah's best friends oughta say. Bravo, Fanboi:
http://www.myspace.com/darrahford
Talk about losing an edge. 
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#344835 - 07/20/08 11:17 AM
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Not to offend BIFF, but Darrah continues her meltdown over ar LiB.
In her honor, here's "NotLuke's" comment on the Diarrhea account:
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#344836 - 07/20/08 01:03 PM
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#344837 - 07/20/08 01:09 PM
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Meh. It's all good BIFF. Initially, I liked the dopey whore, too. I just think it's funny that one of our own intraweb tough guys has a soft spot. That's all.
I'm thinking of hiring Moxie when she tries to sue me for defamation, though.
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#344838 - 02/02/10 03:13 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 11/01/09
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Hey pron peeps and pervs, I’m deliriously happy to announce the publication of my two newest books.
Here’s the first one
And here’s the second
I’m so happy Uncle L_ke took the time out from his Torah studies to write the forward to these books. To me, he’s like G_d, daddy and the easter bunny all rolled into one. But in a fake Jewish kind of way. Yay.
^^ 
Jim Bim wrote:
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When I took the piss out of Durfah, I was funny about it. Your're not funny in the least. Try being creative for once.
Great job Jim Bim (sorry for the bump)
L0Lz d00d!!! You are a creative and funny fucker!... great wordplay and MS Paint skills btw ^^^^^ 
like WHOA!
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booger: patiently waiting for the mugshot posts, which I anticipate being quality material
TFerguson: Where does he find the mugshots and stories that go with them?
Max Rhino: I google the name and "arrest" and the city if possible
Max Rhino: mugshots.com used to have a ton of mugshots, not so much anymore
Max Rhino: Lots of ways, including news stories and inmate penpal websites
booger: sorry, i see now that it is
booger: Excellent additions to the Honor Roll
Max Rhino: Mugshot Mania today! 7 new ladies!
Max Rhino: In celebration of the new year, 7 new mugshots! Happy Ney Year to you all!
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