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#344478 - 07/16/08 05:18 AM Barter Economy/Blowjob Conversion rate
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	http://finance.comcast.net/www/news.html?x=http://www.origin.comcast.akadns.net/data/news/2008/07/15/1010085.xml The rationally pessimistic realist in me says things are going to turn to shit so bad that we may see people revert back to bartering for some basic needs...which leads the jaded crippled pervert in me to ask if this will give whores an advantage, since they no doubt can and will use all their HOLES to get what others will have to give up material assets for... So, in a barter economy where money is almost valueless, construct a Blowjob conversion rate list for various goods and services. I'll start with a few: Loaf of Bread (Whole grain, non-organic) = .2 BJs (5 loaves for a blow, 7 loaves with extended cumplay and swallowing) Coldplay's Next Album = 1 BJ Sean Piddly Diddler PAul's next fragrance"Emotionally Exhausted/Morally Bankrupt" = 1.5 BJs (the other .5 BJ covers the entire toiletrie set) New Diswasher = 2 BJs + 1 HJ Security (Handjobs are the new Mortgage Backed Security) New Car (for arguments sake, any Model) = 5 BJs and a Sno-cone mini-date on Santa Monica Pier A healthy strong horse (Holly randall Blow Up doll sold seprately) = 9 BJs and 1 Cumfart spectacle (Cumfarts will be the NEw JUNK Bonds....and horses will trump cars because they dont require GAs and all the handjobs that will cost, thus allowing the whore to put all her assets into maximizing her BLOWING potential) Alan Greenspan will be proud of me if he see's this thread. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#344479 - 07/16/08 10:07 AM Re: Barter Economy/Blowjob Conversion rate
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	someone to listen to db pointless drivel. 15.7 blowjobs and a set of earplugs ( earplugs blowjobed sepertatly for .2 blowjobs)
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#344480 - 07/16/08 10:18 AM Re: Barter Economy/Blowjob Conversion rate
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: someone to listen to db pointless drivel. 15.7 blowjobs and a set of earplugs ( earplugs blowjobed sepertatly for .2 blowjobs) mu fuck ... do the math in your post, you left .5 bj dangling like a dingleberry off ron jeremy's ass...I thought the my pointless drivel was rather entertaining, as I usually do with all my posts, which is all that matters in my grand scheme of things. Sadly, it required you to read the attached article first to get it. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#344481 - 07/16/08 11:30 AM Re: Barter Economy/Blowjob Conversion rate
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	2 questions? 1. How do you securitize future payments of multiple blowjobs, assuming you're not 'up' for 5 consecutive BJs (with cumplay) upon delivery of a new nanny goat? 2. I believe that this program is already in place in Zimbabwe. Unfortunately, it is likely to be a short-term experiment only since, given normal economic interaction, everyone in the country will have aids by next Friday. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#344482 - 07/16/08 12:06 PM Re: Barter Economy/Blowjob Conversion rate
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: 2 questions? 1. How do you securitize future payments of multiple blowjobs, assuming you're not 'up' for 5 consecutive BJs (with cumplay) upon delivery of a new nanny goat? 2. I believe that this program is already in place in Zimbabwe. Unfortunately, it is likely to be a short-term experiment only since, given normal economic interaction, everyone in the country will have aids by next Friday. #1>>> This is a decent question Grizz and, since I was just being totally silly-retarded to take my mind off the anxiety (that manages to penetrate thru the chemical du jour in my bloodstream at any given moment) I really feel about shit in general these days, i will try to answer this semi "seriously". The answer is simple: In a situation where the nightmare scenario I allude to with Bartering and the collapse in general of things, all people will really have or need, or WANT to do is fuck/suck/swallow ... and maybe eat lots of fruit to keep bodily fluids palatable. Ergo, if a Dining room set can be had for 3 BJs, the whore will probably give one or even two BJs right then and there to the horny Table seller, and then, after setting the table up but realizing she needs either some food to eat, or METH to cook up and prepare to shoot on this table, the whore will run back and administer the 3rd BJ, clearing the balance on the table, but then offer the guy "x" number of cumfart scenarios in exchange for the guy letting her "rent" his Horse (or car) to travel to the nearest tweaker enclave to score. Do you see, so far, how the economy is held together by the "glue" of whores' holes? She purchases her meth with a Blowjob (with swallowing), goes back to her newly purchased table, cooks the shot of meth and shoots it up, becomes totally horny and raunched out in her mind by the sexual power of the Methphrodisiac, and returns the original guy's horse/car and ENTHUSIACTICALLY does the promised cumfart for the guy, getting the added utility herself of fuckin' LOVING the feeling of splooge shoot in her ass thanks to her meth high. Ass poop is the new Bling in this economic nightmare scenario. 2) Once everyone DOES have Aids, however, there will be a period of extremely efficient market dynamics and cum-prosperity, since anyone can fuck/suck anyone without fear due to universal infection. But yes, as soon as they die off because there are no health care services to BArter for, the Lions and the Zebras will inherit the land and peacefully co-exist without all the damn poachers applying downward pressure and friction in the Lion-Zebra economy. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#344483 - 07/16/08 12:54 PM Re: Barter Economy/Blowjob Conversion rate
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Fucking Zebras. I always knew they were behind this. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#344484 - 07/16/08 10:12 PM Re: Barter Economy/Blowjob Conversion rate
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: How do you securitize future payments of multiple blowjobs, assuming you're not 'up' for 5 consecutive BJs (with cumplay) upon delivery of a new nanny goat? Not to mention the negative interest associated with saving your BJ's for the future, say retirement or a rainy day. Whose going to want to collect on a BJ that has been banked for a couple of decades! _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#344485 - 07/16/08 10:14 PM Re: Barter Economy/Blowjob Conversion rate
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#344486 - 07/16/08 10:41 PM Re: Barter Economy/Blowjob Conversion rate
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: CXXX? Nice putt dude! _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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