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2 questions?

1. How do you securitize future payments of multiple blowjobs, assuming you're not 'up' for 5 consecutive BJs (with cumplay) upon delivery of a new nanny goat?

2. I believe that this program is already in place in Zimbabwe. Unfortunately, it is likely to be a short-term experiment only since, given normal economic interaction, everyone in the country will have aids by next Friday.





#1>>> This is a decent question Grizz and, since I was just being totally silly-retarded to take my mind off the anxiety (that manages to penetrate thru the chemical du jour in my bloodstream at any given moment) I really feel about shit in general these days, i will try to answer this semi "seriously".

The answer is simple: In a situation where the nightmare scenario I allude to with Bartering and the collapse in general of things, all people will really have or need, or WANT to do is fuck/suck/swallow ... and maybe eat lots of fruit to keep bodily fluids palatable. Ergo, if a Dining room set can be had for 3 BJs, the whore will probably give one or even two BJs right then and there to the horny Table seller, and then, after setting the table up but realizing she needs either some food to eat, or METH to cook up and prepare to shoot on this table, the whore will run back and administer the 3rd BJ, clearing the balance on the table, but then offer the guy "x" number of cumfart scenarios in exchange for the guy letting her "rent" his Horse (or car) to travel to the nearest tweaker enclave to score.

Do you see, so far, how the economy is held together by the "glue" of whores' holes? She purchases her meth with a Blowjob (with swallowing), goes back to her newly purchased table, cooks the shot of meth and shoots it up, becomes totally horny and raunched out in her mind by the sexual power of the Methphrodisiac, and returns the original guy's horse/car and ENTHUSIACTICALLY does the promised cumfart for the guy, getting the added utility herself of fuckin' LOVING the feeling of splooge shoot in her ass thanks to her meth high. Ass poop is the new Bling in this economic nightmare scenario.

2) Once everyone DOES have Aids, however, there will be a period of extremely efficient market dynamics and cum-prosperity, since anyone can fuck/suck anyone without fear due to universal infection. But yes, as soon as they die off because there are no health care services to BArter for, the Lions and the Zebras will inherit the land and peacefully co-exist without all the damn poachers applying downward pressure and friction in the Lion-Zebra economy.


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