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#344356 - 07/15/08 08:04 PM The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
Fenris Offline
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I cannot wait for this fucking film. If I had to choose between this film and boning Kerri Kravin in every hole I'd choose.... Kerri Kravin.

Since that's not an option I guess I'll go see the movie. It will be AWESOME. (But boning Kerri would be better. Much, much better.)

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#344357 - 07/15/08 08:58 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I am RUNNING to the theatre, taking my fiance on HIS birthday of all things. My crush on the Bale is severe, and he's man enough to handle that. Plus, I dig Maggie Gylhllyhalalal.
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#344358 - 07/15/08 09:09 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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But then again your a canine that can lick his nuts and hole at the same time. So much for "options", Siskel.
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#344359 - 07/15/08 10:08 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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yep... midnight showing, got our tickets 2 weeks ago.
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#344360 - 07/15/08 10:27 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I have been looking forward to this for months. Every time a preview comes on TV I quickly change the channel because I don't want to see too much before Friday.

I haven't been this excited since...well, probably Batman Begins.
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#344361 - 07/15/08 10:53 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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yep... midnight showing, got our tickets 2 weeks ago.






is longshot going to be posting all the time now ?
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#344362 - 07/16/08 05:35 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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But then again your a canine that can lick his nuts and hole at the same time. So much for "options", Siskel.




It’s so cute that he’s trolling me and misspelled ‘you’re’ in the same post. Guess what Lou, you are NOT smarter than a fifth grader. (You’re probably hung like one though….)

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#344363 - 07/16/08 08:34 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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i can't see it until the 19th, which completely sucks fucking ass.
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#344364 - 07/17/08 06:32 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I've got all you guys beat- 1pm Friday, IMAX 3D.

Nuff said.
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#344365 - 07/17/08 07:50 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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It's in Imax, but I don't think it's in 3d. I could be wrong. I'm going to see it in Imax regardless. All the shows at the Trop have been sold out through the 19th. Crazy.



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#344366 - 07/17/08 08:00 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Fenris
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It’s so cute that he’s trolling me and misspelled ‘you’re’ in the same post. Guess what Lou, you are NOT smarter than a fifth grader. (You’re probably hung like one though….)

Fenris





Fenris..big bad wolf is it. yes?
Then hung like a fifth grader you say.

Tell ya what howling p00f. JM productions has been on the hook already. Your scene won't be tolerated here. Maybe frolic off to the other board and settle in. Look up a kid named Drew and dig in, crotchmite.
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#344367 - 07/17/08 09:44 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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It's in Imax, but I don't think it's in 3d. I could be wrong. I'm going to see it in Imax regardless. All the shows at the Trop have been sold out through the 19th. Crazy.





Yeah I don't know either, but the local IMAX site has it listed as The Dark Knight 3D. Either way its FUCKING IMAX!!!
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#344368 - 07/17/08 09:48 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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#344369 - 07/17/08 11:17 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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#344370 - 07/18/08 01:15 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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the watchmen trailer was amazing.

and Joker was captured perfectly... he was very Killing Joke.

I would LOVE to see Dr. Harlan Quinzell appear in a sequel
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#344371 - 07/18/08 09:36 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Just saw it. There was even a guy in a Batman suit posing for photos at the entrance to the cinema. The only other time that my local cinema has done something like that was for The Phantom of the Opera, where a dude in a tuxedo and mask handed out roses to women walking past.

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#344372 - 07/18/08 10:05 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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#344373 - 07/18/08 07:08 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Just saw it. There was even a guy in a Batman suit posing for photos at the entrance to the cinema. The only other time that my local cinema has done something like that was for The Phantom of the Opera, where a dude in a tuxedo and mask handed out roses to women walking past.


So how was it????
It's sold out at Lincoln Center which is where I wanted to go, I didnt check anywhere else yet.

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#344374 - 07/18/08 07:35 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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WATCHMEN TRAILER FTW!!!






Fuck! Beat me to it. I've been waiting for this to be made since the late 80's.

It is the only graphic novel to ever win a Hugo Award and Time Magazine listed it in it's "100 Best English Novels from 1923 to Present".
The characters are original and the story is incredible.
Now I have to wait until March 2009 to see if they do it justice.
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#344375 - 07/18/08 08:08 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Now I have to wait until March 2009 to see if they do it justice.




From everything i have heard and read they have.

it is really the first super hero film i am interested in...i also read how Dark Knight is largely CGI free...which is refreshing.

please check out a Trailer to Comic comparison


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#344376 - 07/18/08 09:03 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Watchmen trailer discussion at:

http://www.metafilter.com/73394/Watchmen-Trailer-is-Up-Its-not-good

includes bits of info such as:

"According to today’s NY Times, Warner will be releasing a straight-to-DVD animated movie tentatively called Tales of the Black Freighter five days after Watchmen opens in theaters. It “follows a side Watchmen storyline about a shipwreck…"

"It says right in the EW article that they changed the ending. Boo. Squid or nothing.

Except the actor playing Nite Owl says the ending isn't changed. At the moment I'm more likely to trust the bird (sorry 'bout the lame joke) than the birding book."

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#344377 - 07/18/08 10:19 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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#344378 - 07/18/08 10:31 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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so nice to see all the watchmen love coming... finally.
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#344379 - 07/18/08 10:46 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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#344380 - 07/18/08 11:18 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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heath OD and all the sudden people go crazy over a movie. mufuckers controlled by the c.i.a mind games.

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#344381 - 07/18/08 11:27 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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you know... it sounds silly to say this but its true.

i didn't see Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight at all... there was not a single moment i was watching his portrayal and said "thats heath playing the joker...". Dead, Alive... it is an amazing portrayal of a psychopathic killer who wants nothing more than to fuck with people, only driven by a desire for chaos.... The Joker at his most raw... none of that jack nicholson "hey look, im jack in white paint" bullshit... no Ceasar "i vont shave thee mousetache" Romero... but THE Joker... the one we always wanted to see..

Not to forget Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent... gleefully washing TLJ out of my mind forever and giving a spectacular performance.

The Weakest part of the movie... in my opinion... was Bale. I love him as bruce wayne... but... that fucking batman voice... it kinda makes me cringe.

one thing the dark knight wasn't though, was a superhero movie, and i for one am glad for that. It was however, one of the best crime drama's in a long time... and the little tributes to Michael Mann's heat were appropriate. (the nods to burtons batman were nice too... and Harleys "Babies"

... you know... speaking of Harley... which i do often... I would love to have her in a movie just so i can see Bale look at the joker and huff in his horrid bat voice.. "She came closer to killing me than you ever did... puddin'"


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#344382 - 07/18/08 11:29 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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ledger was jaw dropping good.

i dont even know what to say, it was an iconic movie..

aside from the ending dragging on a touch , it was close to a masterpiece...comic book movie or not.

fucking brilliant...
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#344383 - 07/18/08 11:44 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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#344384 - 07/19/08 12:23 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I just saw it and it was fantastic. It was everything I hoped for and more. I'll probably go see it again this weekend.
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#344385 - 07/19/08 05:36 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I enjoyed it. Most of the packed-in audience cheered and carried on whenever Heath Ledger appeared on screen - which was annoying - but he was good to watch.

One thing that kind of disappointed me as a Batman fan was that Gotham City just basically looked like New York City, and there was no real attempt made to make it look other-worldly dark and moody and kinda whacky (like Tim Burton did so well).

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#344386 - 07/19/08 10:38 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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i dont think you got what kind of image the director has been building on the last two movies then
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#344387 - 07/19/08 01:37 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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going tonight at 7... i bought the tix online, which i've never done before. i feel so technologically advanced right now i just may start using leetspeak or whatever the crap the kids call it. lou, pm me and help get me started, thanks, gigi
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#344388 - 07/19/08 01:44 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I like Christian Bale but every time I see him all I can think about is "American Psycho"
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#344389 - 07/19/08 02:34 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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going tonight at 7... i bought the tix online, which i've never done before. i feel so technologically advanced right now i just may start using leetspeak or whatever the crap the kids call it. lou, pm me and help get me started, thanks, gigi




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#344390 - 07/19/08 03:20 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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#344391 - 07/19/08 03:22 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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the whole theater i was in gasped at that scene... except me... i was giggling, and taking notes :P
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#344392 - 07/19/08 06:04 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I enjoyed it. Most of the packed-in audience cheered and carried on whenever Heath Ledger appeared on screen - which was annoying - but he was good to watch.




Was this in Australia?
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#344393 - 07/19/08 07:01 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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so good. oh my god. ten out of ten stars.
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#344394 - 07/19/08 07:37 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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One thing that kind of disappointed me as a Batman fan was that Gotham City just basically looked like New York City, and there was no real attempt made to make it look other-worldly dark and moody and kinda whacky (like Tim Burton did so well).





They shot the exteriors in Chicago. Also, I think that was Chris Nolan's idea to keep him grounded in the real world. It adds to the drama.
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#344395 - 07/19/08 07:58 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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yah, hence why you will never see any superpowers or unbelievable backstories/characters. He wants it to be as believable and grounded in the real world as possible.
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#344396 - 07/19/08 09:46 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I enjoyed it. Most of the packed-in audience cheered and carried on whenever Heath Ledger appeared on screen - which was annoying - but he was good to watch.




Was this in Australia?




Of course it was. Only a theater full of Blahh##'s or Abostinians would emo-out over that wastoid fucken twat.
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#344397 - 07/20/08 08:48 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Of course it was. Only a theater full of Blahh##'s or Abostinians would emo-out over that wastoid fucken twat.




Hey Lou, watch closely, I'm going to make this pencil disappear.

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#344398 - 07/21/08 06:11 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I enjoyed it. Most of the packed-in audience cheered and carried on whenever Heath Ledger appeared on screen - which was annoying - but he was good to watch.




Was this in Australia?




Of course it was. Only a theater full of Blahh##'s or Abostinians would emo-out over that wastoid fucken twat.




Yes - no doubt a few teary-eyed past suppliers and fellow tweakers were in the House. But it was a strange atmosphere, nonetheless.

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#344399 - 07/21/08 06:26 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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One thing that kind of disappointed me as a Batman fan was that Gotham City just basically looked like New York City, and there was no real attempt made to make it look other-worldly dark and moody and kinda whacky (like Tim Burton did so well).





They shot the exteriors in Chicago. Also, I think that was Chris Nolan's idea to keep him grounded in the real world. It adds to the drama.




Well that was exactly where I had the problem. Where in the modern world would you find a master criminal in a purple suit with clown make-up on? I always got the feeling from the comics that Gotham City was such a weird, fucked-up, place that no-one looked-twice at the bizarre 'themed' criminals that regularly rocked into town.

I think by pushing the idea that the Batman, the Joker (and now "Two Face") are simply violent, vengeful, psychologically-damaged "freaks" in a typical, modern, city it kind of limits where future films can go - or basically dooms you to make the same movie over and over and over again.

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#344400 - 07/21/08 06:45 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Aaron Eckhardt stole the movie. He blew me away as Harvey Dent.
Heath was really, REALLY good.
Bale was gorgeous, sexy, hot, beautiful, and any other adjective that projects a female boner. He is walking sex, and I'm fine with Batman being portrayed as such.
Maggie Gylenhaal was actually a bit annoying, but Christ, a robot would have been better than Katie Holmes.
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#344401 - 07/21/08 07:22 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Aaron Eckhardt stole the movie. He blew me away as Harvey Dent.




the cat was brilliant, as always. brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

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Maggie Gylenhaal is clayface? who knew? oh wait...she's just mugly.

so, yeah i went

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#344402 - 07/21/08 08:23 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Heath deserves the Oscar. Phenomenal performance!! He managed to make the Joker a psychopath you actually felt some compassion for. Amazing. We truly lost a rare talent with him.

And yes...Bale is walking sex as Batman. Dear Lord...what I would do to him

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I was SO disappointed that they killed off Dent. Two Face was SUCH an awesome villain and he barely had any time as him.I was hoping they'd carry the character over into another movie. Esp since they would have to recast the Joker and I dont think anyone could come close to Heaths performance.Of course..they didnt know that at the time...but still...
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#344403 - 07/21/08 04:18 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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*spoiler alert*










they didnt kill off Dent, they covered up slipping him into Arkham much like they did when they pretended Gordon was dead. Batman took the rap for his crimes and they put him in Arkham to hide what he did from the public so it could keep its "white knight"


And yeah.... Eckhart was an amazing Dent.


and Monstar... hate to disagrre with ya... but somethign about Maggie G. worked for me. Maybe it was the fact thata her eyes arent dead and in enslavement to xenu...


Edited by Rob f'n Longshot (07/21/08 06:08 PM)
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#344404 - 07/21/08 05:17 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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*spoiler alert*
they didnt kill off Dent, they covered up slipping him into Arkham much like they did when they pretended Gordon was dead. Batman took the rap for his crimes and they put him in Arkham to hide what he did from the public so it could keep its "white knight"





Really? He looked pretty dead to me at the end...batman agreed to take the blame to protect his memory to the public so they would never know he was Two Face and thus,still have hope and faith in people.

I hope they DO bring him back...but I dont really see any indication they are.
I want to see more of Scarecrow and i REALLY hope they put Harley Quinn in the next one!!
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#344405 - 07/21/08 05:32 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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i would love to see harley as well.... it all depends on if they decide to recast the joker and continue the story as planned

Scarecrow/RAG
Joker/ Two-face
TwoFace/introducing arkham psychiatrist harleen quinzell
Harley/joker

was Nolans original outline.... how that holds up in light of unfortunate events... we will see.

but either way... expect a lot more two face next go-round.
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#344406 - 07/21/08 05:33 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I'm curious as to how they would portray the Riddler or the Penguin in these movies.
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#344407 - 07/21/08 05:43 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Hey Lou, watch closely, I'm going to make this pencil disappear.

Fenris




Terrifying.


No really, pinkie swear.

Attention simple, numb, cock. That line has already been used in this thread you piece of repeating shit.

I'm sure you giggled your tard self right out of your seat when you heard that line. I can just see the popcorn flying as you tightened the string on your drool cup and bolted for the door armed with a line that kills.

Too little too late whelp.

Now push up your droopy mongo eyelids, take in my ava, and read this.

DON'T FUCK WITH THE NIGRAS

Ya feel me, Fenris.
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#344408 - 07/21/08 05:47 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Rob
Quote:

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they didnt kill off Dent, they covered up slipping him etc...




Fucks sake Rob..

Its..

Spoiler


space



space



space



not

spoilerhayguyzrobinstehgay..

thanks though.
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#344409 - 07/21/08 06:07 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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fixed, lol

oh, and nolan has said NEVER to the penguin... he hates the character
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#344410 - 07/22/08 07:45 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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i totally agree with stoli re maggie gyllenhowever-you-spell-it.... can someone please get that girl some concealer?
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#344411 - 07/22/08 09:21 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Now push up your droopy mongo eyelids, take in my ava, and read this.

DON'T FUCK WITH THE NIGRAS

Ya feel me, Fenris.




Yawn.

Whatever dude. You're a poseur wannabe gangbanger hanging out on a pornstar message board. I've seen kittens that were more intimidating than you are.

And just to clear things up. I don't think of you as a 'nigra' as you so politically put it. I think of you as an asshole and a waste of good oxygen.

Get a better act. Your current one is boring.

Fenris


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#344412 - 07/22/08 03:25 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Yawn.

Whatever dude. You're a poseur wannabe gangbanger hanging out on a pornstar message board. I've seen kittens that were more intimidating than you are.

And just to clear things up. I don't think of you as a 'nigra' as you so politically put it. I think of you as an asshole and a waste of good oxygen.

Get a better act. Your current one is boring.

Fenris







^ Flopsy the crotch sniffing ankle biter.. signing off.
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#344413 - 07/27/08 11:34 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I went to go see Dark Knight again this weekend and I liked it even better the 2nd time. I discovered new things that I missed the first time. (mainly because there were no screaming kids this time)

I sure hope they make a third one with Chris Nolan directing. They obviously can't use the Joker. That character died with Heath Ledger. I can't imagine anybody trying to pull off the joker for another 10 years or so. Two Face is dead. I don't know why some of you think he survived.

I was thinking that the Riddler would be a good villain for the third movie. But not the green suit, giggling douchebag that Jim Carrey did. I was thinking more like the Zodiac killer. He leaves clues for one murder or robbery that leads to the next. Kind of like the movie Seven, but with Batman.

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#344414 - 07/27/08 03:07 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I saw it two nights ago and I loved it! Maggie wasn't so great, kinda glad she's gone. I was surprised they killed of Dent in the end, I thought for sure he was going to survive and come back next time as the main villian. I want to chain Bale up in my closet and bring him out for nightly sexcapades, and needless to say, Ledger was amazing. And of course, I love Cleese in anything.
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#344415 - 07/27/08 05:15 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Cleese?

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#344416 - 07/27/08 05:19 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Holly, how exactly do you confuse Michael Caine and John Cleese?

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#344417 - 07/27/08 08:03 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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And of course, I love Cleese in anything.




??? Gotta jump on this bandwagon too my dear sweet Holly.

I saw it in Imax like I psoted earlier and although the 3d part was all marketing hype (our tickets even said 3d on them) I was totally hooked from minute 1.

Heath's Joker was unreal....definately the best villian performance I've seen in a long time if not ever. When he walks out of the hospital in that nurse gown OMG LOL!

As for miss Maggie. I've always thought she was a babe. Have you seen The Secretary?
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#344418 - 07/27/08 09:13 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Cleese?




LOL I meant Caine. I don't know why I said Cleese-- they're worlds apart. I was just reading something on Cleese and I got them jumbled in my head.

Maggie was excellent in The Secretary, I just didn't like her in this movie.

BTW I still think Michael Keaton was the best batman. Am I alone in this?
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#344419 - 07/27/08 09:18 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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BTW I still think Michael Keaton was the best batman. Am I alone in this?




I don't think alone covers it. Try shunned.

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#344420 - 07/27/08 09:30 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Finally saw it...

I am totally stunned. It was without a doubt the best movie I have seen in a long time... and Heath Ledger was perfect.

As a comic book geek in my youth, just seeing the large amount of cameos, touches of other storylines, etc... was such a treat.

My only complaint is that horrendous Batman voice. As blasphemous as alot of people might think it is nowadays, Michael Keaton had such a better voice for that role.

On a side note, can someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with Christian Bale's mouth? Why does he look like he has no front teeth when he talks? It is like he is perpetually hiding fake vampire teeth or something... I have no idea why I fixated on this point, but it drove me nuts in the first movie and even moreso this time around.

Oh, and Watchmen better end up being good or I will have to cut someone.
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#344421 - 07/27/08 09:31 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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BTW I still think Michael Keaton was the best batman. Am I alone in this?




Um, Adam West was the best Batman. Anyone who disagrees is a philistine.
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#344422 - 07/28/08 04:53 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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Maybe Holly is thinking of this dark knight.
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#344423 - 07/28/08 06:34 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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^^^LOL

As for Michael Keaton...my employee and I were talking about this the other day. I think that the first batman movie was the best if you're into the less realistic comic book versions. It gets progressively worse from there culminating in the ass raping of a franchise starring Arnold as Mr Freeze.

Keaton was good for sure and much better than Clooney. As for Keaton v Bale..they played it 2 different ways. Its apples/oranges. Holly's into older guys though so...
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#344424 - 07/28/08 08:47 AM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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I was surprised they killed of Dent in the end, I thought for sure he was going to survive and come back next time as the main villian. I want to chain Bale up in my closet and bring him out for nightly sexcapades, and needless to say, Ledger was amazing. And of course, I love Cleese in anything.




I was surprised too...but now that I think about it..right before that he flips his coin and it comes up heads...which COULD be a hint that he isnt really dead....I hope so...he hardly had a minute as two face and I really want them to bring him back!!

And seriously...Bale is walking sex as Batman..YUM!!
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#344425 - 08/08/08 12:22 PM Re: The Dark Knight - Who's off to see it?
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They tried to cram the Dent/Twoface angle in too short a time. It hurt the film. I found the special effects a little annoying at times. Ledger was pretty awesome, though...
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