Sounds like someone getting porked nightly in prison is a little jealous that some senior citizen is getting more young female trim then he's seen in his entire life.
Your hand drawn prison envelope artwork gives you away, shmilblikb. With a name like that you have to be in Abu Ghraib.
I look forward to the next time you are in the Law Library and have access to a computer to respond.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!