I was in the dirtiest club in Alaska, Good Time Charlies, either last summer or the summer before and I had a really disturbing incident take place. There was a drunk girl onstage with no customers around her. The stage has a raised railing between the girl and the customer area. I was coming back from the bathroom, walking past the stage area and the girl kept staring at me.

I guess she had decided to jump the railing and jump into my arms or something without telling me. Her foot caught the railing and she went down headfirst onto the hard floor. I looked down and saw a pool of blood with what appeared to be a piece of white chewing gum in the middle of it. Then I noticed more pieces of gum and realized that they were the girls teeth that had all been knocked out when she hit the floor. It completely freaked me out.