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#344194 - 07/14/08 11:25 PM Good times at the club.
Shipwreck Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 07/11/08 Posts: 48	I'm out tonight at a club..nothing nice...its a piece of shit club by the local military base. We're there to support a friend doing amatuer night Monday. Up on the pole is a fairly hot girl named "Sonya" and she's working it. I'm fairly sure she had training at Cirque Du Soleil because she is able to hold her body out a 90 degree angle with what seems to only be her ankle joint. Not sure what happened but she loses her grip and falls from what might as well be the ceiling. Now, if she was lucky she'd land on the floor, but oh no- Her head bounces off the side rail of the stage with a loud enough "TWANG you can hear it over the Ludacris they're pumping. That poor girl didn't move for what seemed like forever. I take it in drinking my $2 special Bud Light Lime. My friend goes on to win the night and clears about $250 for 5 mminutes of work. Anyway, I know lots of pro ladies dance on the side and I was thinking some of ya'll might have some good stories to share. _________________________ "When you get two cocks in one hole and the guys are staying hard they're fucking gay." -Jenna Haze
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#344195 - 07/15/08 12:52 AM Re: Good times at the club.
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	My fave strip club story is the time my girlfriend and I spent 2 hours in Sky Box at Sapphire in Las Vegas and she ended up getting completely wasted. We were sitting there talking, holding champagne glasses and my customer's friend starts shrieking. I look next to me and there's my friend barfing up her alcohol back into the champagne glass trying to be discrete about it by pulling her long bangs over the whole act. Thank god we had already got what we could've from those guys. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#344196 - 07/15/08 04:14 AM Re: Good times at the club.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Not sure what happened but she loses her grip and falls from what might as well be the ceiling. Now, if she was lucky she'd land on the floor, but oh no- Her head bounces off the side rail of the stage with a loud enough "TWANG you can hear it over the Ludacris they're pumping. That poor girl didn't move for what seemed like forever. Were they filming a porn parody "Million Dollar Bimbo"....? :bananaHillaryswank: _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#344197 - 07/15/08 06:06 AM Re: Good times at the club.
Shipwreck Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 07/11/08 Posts: 48	Quote: I look next to me and there's my friend barfing up her alcohol back into the champagne glass trying to be discrete about it by pulling her long bangs over the whole act. Thank god we had already got what we could've from those guys. Into the champagne glass! Thats funny as shit. The real funny part is that those guys still talk about that day- Hey bro, you remember when that porn star puked at the club? That was FUCKING AWESOME! + + = God knows I love me a good puke story. _________________________ "When you get two cocks in one hole and the guys are staying hard they're fucking gay." -Jenna Haze
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#344198 - 07/16/08 06:48 AM Re: Good times at the club.
Outback Whack Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/05 Posts: 314	I nearly puked at a club last Saturday night - but that was more to do with the quality of the dancers and other patrons than anything I drank. It was a strange little club. Only about 3 or 4 girls in the place on a Saturday night. Behind the girl on stage doing polework there was a large plasma tv screen playing The Wizard of Oz. They weren't even playing Dark Side of the Moon or anything artsy to accompany it - just top 40 crap. I spent 10 minutes explaining to this dancer that when the movie first came out, those flying monkeys were the scariest fuckers going around - the equivalent of Queen Aliens or Pandora Peaks. In a very dim light she half-resembled a tall, skinny, Sarah Michelle Gellar with an over-bite, and so I figured that I could probably summon up the interest to get a couple of dances from her before leaving. I didn't stay long. Unfortunately, the ultra-hot, slutty, girls of Spearmint Rhino have forever ruined the whole low-rent, sleazy, strip club experience for me. I reckon that I am now only satisfied by dancers who feel like they are made of pure silk. I may have to try the Sapphire spewy sky box thing next time.
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#344199 - 07/16/08 03:55 PM Re: Good times at the club.
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	What kind of strip club has The Wizard of Oz on tv? That's like stripping to If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#344200 - 07/16/08 04:06 PM Re: Good times at the club.
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	I once seen a girl in a strip club dance to "Under the Sea" from The Little Mermaid I only wish I was making that up. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#344201 - 07/16/08 04:31 PM Re: Good times at the club.
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i used to get stuck buying shitty mary kay products from this one stripper who would bombard me with her catalogs as soon as she'd see me walk in the door. i felt bad saying no because she gave good lap dances. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#344202 - 07/16/08 04:53 PM Re: Good times at the club.
Steezo Porn Jesus Registered: 01/11/06 Posts: 5287 Loc: Anchorage, Alaska	I was in the dirtiest club in Alaska, Good Time Charlies, either last summer or the summer before and I had a really disturbing incident take place. There was a drunk girl onstage with no customers around her. The stage has a raised railing between the girl and the customer area. I was coming back from the bathroom, walking past the stage area and the girl kept staring at me. I guess she had decided to jump the railing and jump into my arms or something without telling me. Her foot caught the railing and she went down headfirst onto the hard floor. I looked down and saw a pool of blood with what appeared to be a piece of white chewing gum in the middle of it. Then I noticed more pieces of gum and realized that they were the girls teeth that had all been knocked out when she hit the floor. It completely freaked me out. _________________________ "Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#344203 - 07/17/08 07:41 AM Re: Good times at the club.
Jizz-Tastic Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/07/07 Posts: 357 Loc: Washington DC	Quote: Not sure what happened but she loses her grip and falls from what might as well be the ceiling. Now, if she was lucky she'd land on the floor, but oh no- Her head bounces off the side rail of the stage with a loud enough "TWANG you can hear it over the Ludacris they're pumping. That poor girl didn't move for what seemed like forever. what happened to the girl that fell?? bump I wanna hear some more- _________________________ <- Great Body, Fuck Yeahhh!!!!!!!!!!
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#344204 - 07/17/08 06:28 PM Re: Good times at the club.
Shipwreck Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 07/11/08 Posts: 48	Quote: what happened to the girl that fell?? bump I wanna hear some more- How the fuck should I know? I don't hang out with strippers... Umm, to be honest not sure. Her fellow dancers helped her backstage and I never saw here again that evening. A few rotations later it was amateur night time and we left after that. I can say it was a hell of a fall and if she worked again that night/week I'd be suprised. Then again, meth doesn't buy itself. If she weighed 90 pounds its only because she just ate. _________________________ "When you get two cocks in one hole and the guys are staying hard they're fucking gay." -Jenna Haze
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#344205 - 07/17/08 08:39 PM Re: Good times at the club.
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: If she weighed 90 pounds its only because she just ate. /quote] I'm so fucking jealous. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#344206 - 07/18/08 04:28 PM Re: Good times at the club.
Shipwreck Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 07/11/08 Posts: 48	Quote: Quote: If she weighed 90 pounds its only because she just ate. /quote] I'm so fucking jealous. WTF are you talking about? _________________________ "When you get two cocks in one hole and the guys are staying hard they're fucking gay." -Jenna Haze
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