My fave strip club story is the time my girlfriend and I spent 2 hours in Sky Box at Sapphire in Las Vegas and she ended up getting completely wasted. We were sitting there talking, holding champagne glasses and my customer's friend starts shrieking. I look next to me and there's my friend barfing up her alcohol back into the champagne glass trying to be discrete about it by pulling her long bangs over the whole act. Thank god we had already got what we could've from those guys.