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She's pretty. She looks like August. It's nice to see the pageants finally going for a more streamline look and away from big poofy hair and horrible gowns.

"She declined to discuss her kidnapping, which occurred a year and a half ago, but took advantage of the occasion to call for global peace."



You know how I feel about this, G. A pageant is not a pageant without big hair, sequins, and faux virginity/Christianity.
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