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Poor Emma's going to be crushed. Crushed, i tells ya.


My friendship with Luke isn't like that. And he would chose her over me if that was the case.


Don't trust L. Ford. He'll betray you for a redhead from Northern Ireland named Emma who has sultry 18-year-old eyes, a modicum of writing skillz and an innate ability to know nothing about porn. L_ke believes her...he's gotten polyanish like than in recent years.

I've seen the hovel. Speaking as a Roman Catholic, it's a Jewish shame.