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#343712 - 07/12/08 11:06 PM
anybody going to the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show (aka, annual tampa, fl pw jokefest)
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its just sooooo damn classy.....you can come and tell Mike South how you feel about his "rants and tangents".
http://www.nmaea.com
Come on…..I know you don’t want to miss the east coast low budget, AVN knock off wannabe nightmare.
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#343713 - 07/13/08 06:53 AM
Re: anybody going to the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show (aka, annual tampa, fl pw jokefest)
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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I can just see the guy making the flyer; "It's almost perfect except it's missing something. Ahh, the pièce de résistance; 'Tampa...WOOHOO!'"
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#343715 - 07/13/08 02:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7600
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I've always been fascinated by Mizz Randall. I figured she's super-hot in real life because she always looks amazing in every pic I've ever seen. Then I saw this........
Edit: I just looked at it again with my hand over Luke and, yeah, she's a cutie.
Edited by tattypatty (07/13/08 02:32 PM)
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#343716 - 07/13/08 03:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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[darrah] Who is Holly Randall? [/darrah]
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#343717 - 07/13/08 03:37 PM
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[darrah] Who is Holly Randall? [/darrah]
Holly Randall is one of the innumerable aliases of Mike Albo.
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#343718 - 07/13/08 03:44 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Edit: I just looked at it again with my hand over Luke and, yeah, she's a cutie.
Are you George Clooney?
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#343721 - 07/13/08 03:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
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I am George cLooney.
How may I profess my internet love to thee, babycakes? 
I have an admirer?  Someone doesn't hate me!! 
You were the one that people warned me about and I liked Jim but complete 180 and I hate Jim while you've been the nicest. Unless it's part of the joke.
Everything I had heard about Luke without seeing a picture yet, I had an image in my head for one of the most hated men in porn. Saw his picture and was floored. So unless tattypatty looks like Clooney or Carmen Electra, then shut your piehole.
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#343722 - 07/13/08 04:03 PM
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You were the one that people warned me about and I liked Jim but complete 180 and I hate Jim while you've been the nicest.
I have done nothing but try to keep you from making an ass of yourself. I offered to send you links to past threads with some of the history. You couldn't be bothered reading them. I spent two days messaging you on MySpace trying to calm your ass down. All you did was get irate and accuse me and everyone else of trying to censor you. You are the Loopiest goddamn woman i have ever come across.
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#343723 - 07/13/08 04:06 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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You were the one that people warned me about and I liked Jim but complete 180 and I hate Jim while you've been the nicest.
I have done nothing but try to keep you from making an ass of yourself. I offered to send you links to past threads with some of the history. You couldn't be bothered reading them. I spent two days messaging you on MySpace trying to calm your ass down. All you did was get irate and accuse me and everyone else of trying to censor you. You are the Loopiest goddamn woman i have ever come across.
I came here to goof off and have a good time. That's what I did that day as well and did joke and make the grandfather crack and you guys took it to another level. I've been on worse forums than this. I can deal with shit unless I feel I'm being threatened. I have dealt with online threats and harassment for years and also being threatened with rape and murder. I can handle forum shit except when I feel I'm being threatened. Now can you leave me be?
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#343724 - 07/13/08 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Darrah, people were very excited about your arrival. We welcome new porn bloggers. It's just that after a while, we pegged you for clueless about the industry, which we think is strange for someone who is a porn blogger. That'd be like the guys from Queer Eye For the Straight guy having a NASCAR blog. Does. Not. Compute, no? Jim and many others figured all hope wasn't lost because they liked you and saw you had potential, so they decided to help you. You ignored all advice and didn't see it as constructive criticism.
That's when they all said, 'AAAARRRRGGH OMG, LADY!!!' and gave up, doing a total 180 on you.
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#343725 - 07/13/08 04:11 PM
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I can deal with shit unless I feel I'm being threatened. I have dealt with online threats and harassment for years and also being threatened with rape and murder. I can handle forum shit except when I feel I'm being threatened.
The thing is... NOBODY THREATENED YOU HERE. You just concocted that out of your paranoid little mind. I told you this repeatedly, but you just don't want to listen.
When the Avon lady or the Jehovah's Witnesses ring the bell, do you think it's Marcellus Wallace's boys come to put a hit on you?
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#343727 - 07/13/08 04:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I'm near throwing my macbook in the air like Kanye West.
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#343728 - 07/13/08 04:16 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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PS. No, I'm not Clooney. I've got way less hair. Think Jason Statham if he was in the Aryan Brotherhood...
Jason Statham is so hot.
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#343730 - 07/13/08 04:33 PM
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Poor Emma's going to be crushed. Crushed, i tells ya.
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#343731 - 07/13/08 04:41 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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[derailed] I believe Mr Velvet asked "anybody going to the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show" [/derailed] Sorry couldn't resist, actually I looked at the website and it looks kinda lame (4 confirmed actors , 1 being the Hedgehog. If there was anyone worth seeing I would probably go cause its really close to where I live.
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#343732 - 07/13/08 04:45 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Do you like men with absolutely no money and no prospects for the future and live in dank hovels?
So writers have no prospects for the future?
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#343734 - 07/13/08 04:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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OMMMMYYYYGAWWWDDDDD!!!! Hey Dingdong Darrah, he didn't say writers. He was referring to Luke.
He wrote 5 books.
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#343735 - 07/13/08 05:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Yes!!! Yes, he did!!! The ones you refuse to read, which is weird since you're taking over his spot. I'm having one of those Annie Sullivan at the well moments but Helen ain't coming through yet. HE DIDNT MEAN ALL WRITERS; HE MEANT LUKE.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#343736 - 07/13/08 05:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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OMMMMYYYYGAWWWDDDDD!!!! Hey Dingdong Darrah, he didn't say writers. He was referring to Luke.
He wrote 5 books.
and look at him now.
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#343738 - 07/13/08 05:03 PM
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I'm having one of those Annie Sullivan at the well moments but Helen ain't coming through yet. HE DIDNT MEAN ALL WRITERS; HE MEANT LUKE.
No Lie: I have actually had more success communicating with an elderly, semi-altzheimers robbery victim who only spoke Cantonese than I've had getting through to this chick.
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#343739 - 07/13/08 05:06 PM
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PS. No, I'm not Clooney. I've got way less hair. Think Jason Statham if he was in the Aryan Brotherhood...
Jason Statham is so hot.
yeah I only watched it cause Amy Smart was in it!
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#343742 - 07/13/08 06:45 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Poor Emma's going to be crushed. Crushed, i tells ya.
My friendship with Luke isn't like that. And he would chose her over me if that was the case.
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#343743 - 07/13/08 07:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Poor Emma's going to be crushed. Crushed, i tells ya.
My friendship with Luke isn't like that. And he would chose her over me if that was the case.
Don't trust L. Ford. He'll betray you for a redhead from Northern Ireland named Emma who has sultry 18-year-old eyes, a modicum of writing skillz and an innate ability to know nothing about porn. L_ke believes her...he's gotten polyanish like than in recent years.
I've seen the hovel. Speaking as a Roman Catholic, it's a Jewish shame. 
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#343744 - 07/13/08 08:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Don't trust L. Ford. He'll betray you for a redhead from Northern Ireland named Emma who has sultry 18-year-old eyes, a modicum of writing skillz and an innate ability to know nothing about porn. L_ke believes her...he's gotten polyanish like than in recent years.
I've seen the hovel. Speaking as a Roman Catholic, it's a Jewish shame.
Why can't you spell his first name without shortening it?
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#343754 - 07/19/08 11:01 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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Orlando is about an hour from tampa (if i'm driving at least)
I'm living in o-town myself at the moment... and i'm considering going for giggles. See who i can see that i havent seen in ages... i.e. monstar.
Depends on if i can get away from work that weekend... it IS october.... but hopefully it will be far enough in that i can get away for a day or so and my area wont fall apart.
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#343755 - 07/19/08 01:27 PM
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I may be going but I'm not sure yet. I live six hours fro Orlando. How far is that from Tampa??
xox
Teagan
wtf would you waste your day like that???
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#343756 - 07/19/08 02:00 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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I'm near throwing my macbook in the air like Kanye West.
That can only lead you back to that jankity cafe downtown... think twice, my dear.
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#343757 - 07/19/08 02:02 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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Darrah, do you like cavemen? Do you like men with absolutely no money and no prospects for the future and live in dank hovels? Are you a shiksa? Do you want to hang around faux Hasidic Jews? If you answered 'yes' to one or more of these questions then L-ke F-rd wants and desires you, so go to him.
She could just be young and asian, and pay for his hotel room in vegas for the weekend.
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#343759 - 07/19/08 07:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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I can just see the guy making the flyer; "It's almost perfect except it's missing something. Ahh, the pièce de résistance; 'Tampa...WOOHOO!'"
Bah. that is an inside joke from last year...
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I have an admirer? Someone doesn't hate me!!
I love you. As long as you are around, i'm guaranteed my site is not the worst porn blog...keep doin whatcha doin' girl.
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[derailed] I believe Mr Velvet asked "anybody going to the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show" [/derailed] Sorry couldn't resist, actually I looked at the website and it looks kinda lame (4 confirmed actors
give it a minute...between now and october many more names shall be added. Hell, names are being added to the NY Exxxotic site all the time and that is a month sooner. trust me, there will be a lot more head there.
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Not Invited, Not going. All I have ever heard is that it is like a cattle call of talent trucked around to different clubs (that pay the sponsor) to make an appearance. After all day/evening signing/dancing you get to go back to a 1 star hotel. The most fun of the trip is the hanging around with the other people who mistakingly decided this was a good idea. And to top it all off when the work weekend is over, you get to go to a BBQ at the Nightmoves owner's house, WOW!
Flying to Tampa, sweating my ass off in clubs for free and staying at a shitty hotel means I get a Nightmoves award! I can't wait..... Oh did i mention I get to see Mike South at the pool?
What you have heard is incorrect. i've gone twice, and the chicks go to clubs @ night, but have all day to hang out or do whatever they want in tampa. They can sign as long as they want, they don't have to dance if they don't want to.
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I'm living in o-town myself at the moment... and i'm considering going for giggles. See who i can see that i havent seen in ages... i.e. monstar.
getcha self on out there my good man!
and while you are at it:
Vote for Audrey!
http://www.nmaea.com/voting.html
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