Thanks for the advice - let no one say xxxporntalk does not have redeeming social value.

Tony, I hit it before with her. It doesn't seem worth it until you consider that (a.) she hasn't had it in at least a year, which means she'll fuck like a cheetah in the sheets and (b.) she says she has a crucifix over her bed, which means that getting her to break her vow won't just be degenerate but sacrilegious. (Bonus points if I get her to use it as a sex toy?)

Either that or I'll just waste a lot of money and time. We'll see how it goes.