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#343712 - 07/12/08 11:06 PM
anybody going to the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show (aka, annual tampa, fl pw jokefest)
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its just sooooo damn classy.....you can come and tell Mike South how you feel about his "rants and tangents".
http://www.nmaea.com
Come on…..I know you don’t want to miss the east coast low budget, AVN knock off wannabe nightmare.
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#343713 - 07/13/08 06:53 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
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I can just see the guy making the flyer; "It's almost perfect except it's missing something. Ahh, the pièce de résistance; 'Tampa...WOOHOO!'"
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#343715 - 07/13/08 02:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I've always been fascinated by Mizz Randall. I figured she's super-hot in real life because she always looks amazing in every pic I've ever seen. Then I saw this........
Edit: I just looked at it again with my hand over Luke and, yeah, she's a cutie.
Edited by tattypatty (07/13/08 02:32 PM)
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#343716 - 07/13/08 03:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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[darrah] Who is Holly Randall? [/darrah]
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#343717 - 07/13/08 03:37 PM
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[darrah] Who is Holly Randall? [/darrah]
Holly Randall is one of the innumerable aliases of Mike Albo.
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#343718 - 07/13/08 03:44 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Edit: I just looked at it again with my hand over Luke and, yeah, she's a cutie.
Are you George Clooney?
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#343721 - 07/13/08 03:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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I am George cLooney.
How may I profess my internet love to thee, babycakes? 
I have an admirer?  Someone doesn't hate me!! 
You were the one that people warned me about and I liked Jim but complete 180 and I hate Jim while you've been the nicest. Unless it's part of the joke.
Everything I had heard about Luke without seeing a picture yet, I had an image in my head for one of the most hated men in porn. Saw his picture and was floored. So unless tattypatty looks like Clooney or Carmen Electra, then shut your piehole.
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#343722 - 07/13/08 04:03 PM
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You were the one that people warned me about and I liked Jim but complete 180 and I hate Jim while you've been the nicest.
I have done nothing but try to keep you from making an ass of yourself. I offered to send you links to past threads with some of the history. You couldn't be bothered reading them. I spent two days messaging you on MySpace trying to calm your ass down. All you did was get irate and accuse me and everyone else of trying to censor you. You are the Loopiest goddamn woman i have ever come across.
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#343723 - 07/13/08 04:06 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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You were the one that people warned me about and I liked Jim but complete 180 and I hate Jim while you've been the nicest.
I have done nothing but try to keep you from making an ass of yourself. I offered to send you links to past threads with some of the history. You couldn't be bothered reading them. I spent two days messaging you on MySpace trying to calm your ass down. All you did was get irate and accuse me and everyone else of trying to censor you. You are the Loopiest goddamn woman i have ever come across.
I came here to goof off and have a good time. That's what I did that day as well and did joke and make the grandfather crack and you guys took it to another level. I've been on worse forums than this. I can deal with shit unless I feel I'm being threatened. I have dealt with online threats and harassment for years and also being threatened with rape and murder. I can handle forum shit except when I feel I'm being threatened. Now can you leave me be?
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#343724 - 07/13/08 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Darrah, people were very excited about your arrival. We welcome new porn bloggers. It's just that after a while, we pegged you for clueless about the industry, which we think is strange for someone who is a porn blogger. That'd be like the guys from Queer Eye For the Straight guy having a NASCAR blog. Does. Not. Compute, no? Jim and many others figured all hope wasn't lost because they liked you and saw you had potential, so they decided to help you. You ignored all advice and didn't see it as constructive criticism.
That's when they all said, 'AAAARRRRGGH OMG, LADY!!!' and gave up, doing a total 180 on you.
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#343725 - 07/13/08 04:11 PM
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I can deal with shit unless I feel I'm being threatened. I have dealt with online threats and harassment for years and also being threatened with rape and murder. I can handle forum shit except when I feel I'm being threatened.
The thing is... NOBODY THREATENED YOU HERE. You just concocted that out of your paranoid little mind. I told you this repeatedly, but you just don't want to listen.
When the Avon lady or the Jehovah's Witnesses ring the bell, do you think it's Marcellus Wallace's boys come to put a hit on you?
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#343727 - 07/13/08 04:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I'm near throwing my macbook in the air like Kanye West.
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#343728 - 07/13/08 04:16 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
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PS. No, I'm not Clooney. I've got way less hair. Think Jason Statham if he was in the Aryan Brotherhood...
Jason Statham is so hot.
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#343730 - 07/13/08 04:33 PM
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Poor Emma's going to be crushed. Crushed, i tells ya.
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#343731 - 07/13/08 04:41 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
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[derailed] I believe Mr Velvet asked "anybody going to the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show" [/derailed] Sorry couldn't resist, actually I looked at the website and it looks kinda lame (4 confirmed actors , 1 being the Hedgehog. If there was anyone worth seeing I would probably go cause its really close to where I live.
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#343732 - 07/13/08 04:45 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Do you like men with absolutely no money and no prospects for the future and live in dank hovels?
So writers have no prospects for the future?
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#343734 - 07/13/08 04:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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OMMMMYYYYGAWWWDDDDD!!!! Hey Dingdong Darrah, he didn't say writers. He was referring to Luke.
He wrote 5 books.
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#343735 - 07/13/08 05:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Yes!!! Yes, he did!!! The ones you refuse to read, which is weird since you're taking over his spot. I'm having one of those Annie Sullivan at the well moments but Helen ain't coming through yet. HE DIDNT MEAN ALL WRITERS; HE MEANT LUKE.
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#343736 - 07/13/08 05:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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OMMMMYYYYGAWWWDDDDD!!!! Hey Dingdong Darrah, he didn't say writers. He was referring to Luke.
He wrote 5 books.
and look at him now.
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#343738 - 07/13/08 05:03 PM
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I'm having one of those Annie Sullivan at the well moments but Helen ain't coming through yet. HE DIDNT MEAN ALL WRITERS; HE MEANT LUKE.
No Lie: I have actually had more success communicating with an elderly, semi-altzheimers robbery victim who only spoke Cantonese than I've had getting through to this chick.
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#343739 - 07/13/08 05:06 PM
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PS. No, I'm not Clooney. I've got way less hair. Think Jason Statham if he was in the Aryan Brotherhood...
Jason Statham is so hot.
yeah I only watched it cause Amy Smart was in it!
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#343742 - 07/13/08 06:45 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Poor Emma's going to be crushed. Crushed, i tells ya.
My friendship with Luke isn't like that. And he would chose her over me if that was the case.
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#343743 - 07/13/08 07:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Poor Emma's going to be crushed. Crushed, i tells ya.
My friendship with Luke isn't like that. And he would chose her over me if that was the case.
Don't trust L. Ford. He'll betray you for a redhead from Northern Ireland named Emma who has sultry 18-year-old eyes, a modicum of writing skillz and an innate ability to know nothing about porn. L_ke believes her...he's gotten polyanish like than in recent years.
I've seen the hovel. Speaking as a Roman Catholic, it's a Jewish shame. 
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#343744 - 07/13/08 08:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Don't trust L. Ford. He'll betray you for a redhead from Northern Ireland named Emma who has sultry 18-year-old eyes, a modicum of writing skillz and an innate ability to know nothing about porn. L_ke believes her...he's gotten polyanish like than in recent years.
I've seen the hovel. Speaking as a Roman Catholic, it's a Jewish shame.
Why can't you spell his first name without shortening it?
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#343754 - 07/19/08 11:01 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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Orlando is about an hour from tampa (if i'm driving at least)
I'm living in o-town myself at the moment... and i'm considering going for giggles. See who i can see that i havent seen in ages... i.e. monstar.
Depends on if i can get away from work that weekend... it IS october.... but hopefully it will be far enough in that i can get away for a day or so and my area wont fall apart.
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#343755 - 07/19/08 01:27 PM
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I may be going but I'm not sure yet. I live six hours fro Orlando. How far is that from Tampa??
xox
Teagan
wtf would you waste your day like that???
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#343756 - 07/19/08 02:00 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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I'm near throwing my macbook in the air like Kanye West.
That can only lead you back to that jankity cafe downtown... think twice, my dear.
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#343757 - 07/19/08 02:02 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Darrah, do you like cavemen? Do you like men with absolutely no money and no prospects for the future and live in dank hovels? Are you a shiksa? Do you want to hang around faux Hasidic Jews? If you answered 'yes' to one or more of these questions then L-ke F-rd wants and desires you, so go to him.
She could just be young and asian, and pay for his hotel room in vegas for the weekend.
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#343759 - 07/19/08 07:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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I can just see the guy making the flyer; "It's almost perfect except it's missing something. Ahh, the pièce de résistance; 'Tampa...WOOHOO!'"
Bah. that is an inside joke from last year...
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I have an admirer? Someone doesn't hate me!!
I love you. As long as you are around, i'm guaranteed my site is not the worst porn blog...keep doin whatcha doin' girl.
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[derailed] I believe Mr Velvet asked "anybody going to the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show" [/derailed] Sorry couldn't resist, actually I looked at the website and it looks kinda lame (4 confirmed actors
give it a minute...between now and october many more names shall be added. Hell, names are being added to the NY Exxxotic site all the time and that is a month sooner. trust me, there will be a lot more head there.
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Not Invited, Not going. All I have ever heard is that it is like a cattle call of talent trucked around to different clubs (that pay the sponsor) to make an appearance. After all day/evening signing/dancing you get to go back to a 1 star hotel. The most fun of the trip is the hanging around with the other people who mistakingly decided this was a good idea. And to top it all off when the work weekend is over, you get to go to a BBQ at the Nightmoves owner's house, WOW!
Flying to Tampa, sweating my ass off in clubs for free and staying at a shitty hotel means I get a Nightmoves award! I can't wait..... Oh did i mention I get to see Mike South at the pool?
What you have heard is incorrect. i've gone twice, and the chicks go to clubs @ night, but have all day to hang out or do whatever they want in tampa. They can sign as long as they want, they don't have to dance if they don't want to.
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I'm living in o-town myself at the moment... and i'm considering going for giggles. See who i can see that i havent seen in ages... i.e. monstar.
getcha self on out there my good man!
and while you are at it:
Vote for Audrey!
http://www.nmaea.com/voting.html
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#343762 - 07/19/08 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Certainly.
While i sincerely appreciate your enthusiasm, i'd rather you invest your vote for either Eva Angelina or Stormy Daniels in the Best Female Performer category and encourage everyone to Vote Audrey Bitoni in the Best New Starlet category, which she is already nominated in.
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#343763 - 07/19/08 09:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I may be going but I'm not sure yet. I live six hours fro Orlando. How far is that from Tampa??
xox
Teagan
What ever happened to San Diego, Teags?
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#343764 - 07/20/08 07:09 AM
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You may need to take a sabbatical and/or take up a hobby like whittling or model building.
Actually, Gunker, like Da Burglar and Jeff, I think I might need to take up shooting heroin. :bananamainline:
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#343765 - 10/09/08 06:58 PM
Gianna Lynn is Ready to Rock Bubba The Love Sponge and Nightmoves
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http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=30620----------------------------------- Florida- Adult Entertainment Superstar Gianna Lynn will be heard all over the on the infamous Bubba The Love Sponge show during her Nightmoves weekend! One of the most beautiful women working in adult entertainment today is Gianna Lynn (http://giannalynn.com/)! Lynn has starred in dozens of adult's most sexiest movies and steamed up computer screens worldwide with her hardcore internet scenes. Lynn's intoxicating sexual performances have propelled her into consciousness of porn fans everywhere. Adding fuel to the already intense fire, Gianna's popularity has grown insurmountably with her episode on the widely popular television show Miami Ink and other mainstream market appearances. Another of such appearances took place last Monday, as Lynn appeared on famous pro-skateboarder and X-Games commentator Jason Ellis' [pictured] Sirius show. Gianna promoted her new website GiannaLynn.com to the show's mainstream audience of extreme sports enthusiasts and talked about all facets of her triple X lifestyle. A blog along with pictures can be found on the Jason Ellis show website, www.radiofaction.com/djs/jasonellis.htm.Hot on the heels of her appearance on Ellis' show, Lynn is set to appear on another radio show, Bubba The Love Sponge (http://www.btls.com)! Gianna will appear on the Bubba show Thursday October 9th to promote her Nightmoves appearances and the new movie she is filming while in Tampa for Wicked Pictures and Stormy Daniels. Gianna hits the Bubba show on Thursday afternoon and is more than excited. "I love Bubba!" exclaimed Lynn. "His show is always a wild ride and it's a lot of fun just to listen to him, to be on the show is going to be an amazing experience." Bubba The Love Sponge airs on Sirius radio channel Howard 101. After Bubba, Lynn will be rocking Tampa for several days to take part of the 16th annual Nightmoves event (http://nmaea.com/). October 10th and 11th Gianna is set to make appearances at two clubs, Club Foxy & Tampa Gold Club. Taking place at The Dallas Bull On October 12th Lynn will attend the Nightmoves Adult Entertainment Awards. At the night's festivities Gianna is set to act as one of the show's presenters. "I have a great relationship with Tracy and Paul Allen of Nightmoves," said Lynn. "This is my second year attended the event and I'm honored that they are having me out to this special event." At the two club appearances Gianna will have her latest DVDs available, as well as sign autographs and pose for pictures. Fans can meet Gianna, as well as the other stars, all weekend long at the following locations: October 10th, 2008 Gianna Lynn appearing @ Club Foxy 4233 US Hwy 19 N. New Port Richey October 11th, 2008 Gianna Lynn appearing @ Tampa Gold Club 6222 E. Adamo Dr. Tampa October 12th, 2008 Gianna Lynn appearing @ the 16th Annual Nightmoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show The Dallas Bull 3322 US Hwy 301 N. Tampa The always sexy, always sultry Gianna Lynn comes to Tampa this weekend for some fun at Nightmoves and the Bubba The Love Sponge show! For more Gianna Lynn, please visit GiannaLynn.com and Myspace.com/IslandJewels
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#343766 - 10/09/08 07:01 PM
NightMoves Awards: A night of porn at the old honky-tonk
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WOW this thing has totally gone down the shitter due to the depression....
http://www.nmaea.com/08salespackage.pdf
they arent even at the same nightclub from last year.....some hole in the wall redneck honeytonk.
times are tough!!! 
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Call me silly but isn't it unusual to be having a porn award show in Tampa where they've been hang porn people as of late?
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If you're one of those old-time, heartland-values fogies who clings to the dusty belief that porn has no place in country music (and vice versa), consider yourself warned: The NightMoves Awards are coming to the Dallas Bull.
The venerable country club east of Tampa on Sunday will host another Tampa Bay institution, NightMoves magazine, for a show honoring the best local and national performers, clubs and stores in the adult entertainment industry. Stars like Ron Jeremy and Stormy Daniels are expected to pop in.
We couldn't help but wonder: Why stage a porn awards ceremony at a country bar?
In short, NightMoves doesn't distinguish between musical genres. For the past four years, the show took place at the recently closed Bricktown 54 in Clearwater.
"We've used different clubs forever," said NightMoves founder Paul Allen, who admitted he was skeptical when a friend first suggested the Bull. "They're such cool guys, they've got a VIP room there with a dance pole! They've got a stripper pole in their VIP room! They're a lot more hip than people think."
One stripper pole isn't enough for NightMoves, though — they're building another one in the center of the line-dance floor.
"It certainly sounded like something totally different than what we'd normally do, and maybe reach a whole new client base," said Dallas Bull general manager Marty McIntosh. "I thought we'd do it one time and see how it goes, and if it's something that was good, we could probably do it annually."
The awards themselves, while prestigious — "This was the first place that Jenna Jameson ever received an award," Allen boasts — are almost an afterthought to the raucous displays on the red carpet and onstage.
Much of it is not safe for work, but here we are at the end of this article, and you haven't quit reading yet. So we're guessing you might not mind.
NightMoves Awards
The 16th annual NightMoves Awards are Sunday at the Dallas Bull, 3322 U.S. 301 N, Tampa. Doors open at 7 p.m., show starts at 8:30. Tickets are $35. Looking for something a little, um, wilder? There are official NightMoves parties, featuring appearances by porn stars, at 9 p.m. Friday at Club Foxy, 4233 U.S. 19 N in New Port Richey; and at 10 p.m. Saturday at the Tampa Gold Club, 6222 E Adamo Drive, Tampa. For details, call (813) 889-8180 or visit nightmovesusa.com.
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