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#343622 - 07/12/08 10:42 PM
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#343624 - 07/12/08 10:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hayden Christiansen Keanu Reeves (I know...STFU, but he is FINE in real life.) Lilo Sam Ronson (If she was a guy, I'd so date her.) Megan Skankalina Wanna-be Fox Coco (Ice Tea's Wife) Ewan McGregor Adrian Brody (Again...STFU.) 
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#343626 - 07/13/08 12:24 AM
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And after I saw his sex tape, I have to go with Mini Me as my gay crush.
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Mini Me has a sex tape.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-sex-tape-avert-your-eyes/
I think that celebrity sex tapes have officially hit rock bottom. I can think of no other celebrity who could put out a sex tape with less appeal.
Who would want to see this?
CLICKY
Lakers in six... 
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#343630 - 07/13/08 07:08 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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shia laboeuf
aaron eckhart
50 cent
mark wahlberg
joaquin phoenix
jerry o'connell
sam ronson
linda evangelista
drew barrymore
portia de rossi
elizabeth hasselbeck
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#343631 - 07/13/08 07:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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oops, i forgot don cheadle and sienna miller
Edited by Gigi Kerkove (07/13/08 07:30 AM)
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#343632 - 07/13/08 07:29 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Angelina Jolie (Duh... but you know she would be insane in the sack)
Salma Hayek
Tyra Banks
Alicia Witt (Love me some gingers)
Scarlett Johansen
Christina Aguilera
Cameron Diaz
Christina Applegate (Nostalgia crush)
Rosario Dawson
Natalie Portman (Cannot explain it)
Stacy Dash
I guess my gay man crushes are (Meaning I inexplicably watch whatever they are in):
Ryan Reynolds
Zach Braff
Jason Bateman
Edited by Sho'nuff (07/13/08 07:31 AM)
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#343633 - 07/13/08 09:05 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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These are good. I HATE EVANGELINE LILLY though. I'm sorry, but she just ruins Lost for me...but to each his own. Since the poster who loves EL also loves Helen Mirren (so HOT in Caligula)--I can forgive him  Here is my #1 celeb crush du jour. I want to marry this bitch and her little dog (sam ron) too:
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#343635 - 07/13/08 10:08 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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i kind of feel like adding that on the opposite spectrum, the celebrities i absolutely detest are john travolta, tom cruise, jennifer lopez and all those asshats from 'the hills'. [/derail]
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#343636 - 07/13/08 10:16 AM
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#343638 - 07/13/08 12:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Scarjo (DUH!), Britney when she was sober, Helen Mirren when I/she was younger.
Just to savagely pound and cover in my man-lava: Jessica Simpson...
EDIT: Didn't see someone else already had Helen Mirren. Good Call,Spunko!
Edited by tattypatty (07/13/08 12:09 PM)
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#343639 - 07/13/08 12:09 PM
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By crush I don't think she means who would you like to sit on you.
I'm just being a wise ass, but seriously: What's with this "Gay Crush" Bullshit? Go to fucking ADT with that.
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#343640 - 07/13/08 12:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Elisha Cutbert - fake porn star
Sela Ward - older woman, hubba hubba
Tea Leoni - A favorite for a loooooong time, eyes, legs, married to douchebag
Heather Graham - Rollerchick with tits
Keeley Hazell - Boobs
Maggie Q - saw her in last Die Hard, and been hard ever since
Monica Bellucci - Round and wonderful lips
Stacy Keibler - Nice fucking pins
Kelly Hu - Scorpion King eye candy
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#343643 - 07/13/08 01:55 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Well I guess we just discovered your gay crush. Am I picking on your boyfriend?
As for celebrities I loathe: Julia Roberts, Flavor Flav, Jay Leno and the entire cast of Real World Hollywood.
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#343644 - 07/13/08 03:05 PM
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I'm continually amazed that you have no ability to recognize when somebody is fucking around.
Really? Your lengthy history of saying stupid shit only to backtrack a day later is just "fucking around?"
You're the male Darrah. 
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#343646 - 07/13/08 04:46 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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omg, i forgot jason statham. i never thought i'd type this, but thank you, darrah.
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#343647 - 07/13/08 05:09 PM
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I forgot Dennis Leary. And Kevin Federline. Yes, K-Fed the wigger...I know...don't kill me.
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#343648 - 07/13/08 05:17 PM
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Well, Gia, in the eyes of the State of California, he's the responsible parent, so...
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#343649 - 07/13/08 05:20 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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fred durst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111yesssssssssssssss
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#343650 - 07/13/08 05:21 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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and a threeway with sienna and balthazar getty and meeee while his wife cries
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#343651 - 07/13/08 05:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The lead singer of Puddle of Mud. yessss!!!1!!!!!!
And Ed Norton. Good god alfuckingmightybabyjesus.
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#343652 - 07/13/08 05:29 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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fuck yes, edward norton. american history x, hotness. this is my favorite thread ever. thank you, gia's friend.
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#343653 - 07/13/08 05:39 PM
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fuck! vince vaughn!!!
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#343656 - 07/13/08 08:47 PM
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I want to be in a Julian McMahon/Kristen Bell sandwich!!
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#343657 - 07/13/08 08:57 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
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More hotties from me:
-Rosario Dawson (omg)
-Ed Norton (absolutely)
-Christian Bale (the future ex Mr ChilledStoli)
-Michelle Rodriguez
-Natalie Portman
-Joaquin Phoenix (yes the hairlip is sexy)
-Jude Law (love the prety boys)
-Mikhail Baryshnikov (in 1985 and today)
-Olivier Martinez
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#343658 - 07/13/08 09:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Naomi watts
Mary McCormack
The woman in the TAB Cola Commercial from 1979 walking in a bikini toward the screen.
Poker Player Liv Boeree from London, England (pic included)
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#343659 - 07/13/08 09:15 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#343660 - 07/13/08 09:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Well not only is she drop dead gorgeous, plays poker and has that English accent I fanatasize constantly about talking filthy to me, but she also has a DEGREE in Astrophysics. I always wanted to skull fuck a woman who has a higher IQ than me.
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#343665 - 07/14/08 06:49 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/08
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Hayden Christiansen
Keanu Reeves (I know...STFU, but he is FINE in real life.)
Lilo
Sam Ronson (If she was a guy, I'd so date her.)
Megan Skankalina Wanna-be Fox
Coco (Ice Tea's Wife)
Ewan McGregor
Adrian Brody (Again...STFU.)
Adrian Brody is sexy---i actually think his nose makes him hot as hell
But it will be Ewan McGregor for life for me
Coco is just incredible! I love her, she is so trashy...I want to be best buds with her
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#343668 - 07/14/08 08:56 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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i can't believe i forgot mike rowe, but that's true love, waaay more than a crush. i'll stop now.
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