I ran into a girl I used to date yesterday. She looks better than ever, gave me her number without me asking for it, and patted me on my rear-end.

Tonight I called her. She told me that after I broke up with her, she went on a religious pilgrimmage to Italy and made a vow of chastity at some shrine to Saint Francis (in spite of my icon, I am not making any of this up. At least she didn't turn lesbian...)

There's a few ways I could play this. First, her vow of chastity doesn't seem to extend to patting men she hasn't seen in a year on the ass, so "chastity" could be pretty narrowly defined here. Second, human beings are corrupt and have no discipline, and I think I could eventually break the lock off her panties if I'm willing to work at it.

I don't have a picture but this girl is probably the best-looking female (note the distinction--I don't want to hurt your feelings, monkey) I've ever gone with.

Should I stick it out (no pun intended) and see how far I can corrupt her? Or should I save my time and blueballs and move on?

A man who post's on this board shouldn't have to ask that. You know what you have to do.

tell her to go be a nun... their ranks are dwindling.

Arab,

Back when you dated her previously did you bang her out? Cuz if you have been there done that it might not be worth the trouble, although it'd probably be easier.

Malice

If she wont let you fuck her see if you can just piss on her . That way every one goes home happy .

Thanks for the advice - let no one say xxxporntalk does not have redeeming social value.

Tony, I hit it before with her. It doesn't seem worth it until you consider that (a.) she hasn't had it in at least a year, which means she'll fuck like a cheetah in the sheets and (b.) she says she has a crucifix over her bed, which means that getting her to break her vow won't just be degenerate but sacrilegious. (Bonus points if I get her to use it as a sex toy?)

Either that or I'll just waste a lot of money and time. We'll see how it goes.

Arab, you broke up with her for a reason. Shit don't get better the second time around.