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#343671 - 07/14/08 11:57 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
gia jordan Offline
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The ultimate girl in the entire world is my girl crush IVANKA TRUMP. MY GODDDDDD!!!!
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#343672 - 07/14/08 02:06 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Da Burglar Offline
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Hey Burg, UK Poker player Kara Scott is also pretty cute:




Oh yeahhhh seen her on the BBC special on Poker a couple months ago.

Time for burg's fetish beneath his nurse fetish...Tennis players. I remember back in 1987 actually popping a boner watching steffi graf clobber martina....Steffi has a Padovian Beak, but her legs were goddess like. and she was hetero. Still is.

Today, I flip coins betwixt Maria and Elena....I wonder if chilled stoli looks like this/these...?





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#343673 - 07/14/08 02:50 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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Quote:

Hey Burg, UK Poker player Kara Scott is also pretty cute:




Oh yeahhhh seen her on the BBC special on Poker a couple months ago.

Time for burg's fetish beneath his nurse fetish...Tennis players. I remember back in 1987 actually popping a boner watching steffi graf clobber martina....Steffi has a Padovian Beak, but her legs were goddess like. and she was hetero. Still is.

Today, I flip coins betwixt Maria and Elena....I wonder if chilled stoli looks like this/these...?

^^^^


Not exactly...while I'm by no means a celebrity, and these girls are prettier, this is the best example I can give of who I've been told I look like (Not sure if Gia would agree!):

Dasheel Harris


Isla Fisher
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#343674 - 07/14/08 06:24 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
gia jordan Offline
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Pretty close. Isla Fisher with Dasheel's nose and Audrey Hepburn's body.
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#343675 - 07/14/08 06:35 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Da Burglar Offline
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A. Hepburn is #2 behind Marilyn in my retro jack off fantasies.

She really looks like A. Hepburn? Below the neck I mean?
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#343676 - 07/14/08 06:43 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
gia jordan Offline
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Yes. She did ballet for 10 years.
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#343677 - 07/14/08 07:53 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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Registered: 07/09/08
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Marry me, Gia. Marry me this instant.
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#343678 - 07/14/08 08:37 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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It's legal now you know. Gia, will you wear white?
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#343679 - 07/14/08 09:29 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
gia jordan Offline
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We both will. I want the Galliano gown Kristy Hume married Donovan Leitch in.
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#343680 - 07/15/08 03:12 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Da Burglar Offline
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#343681 - 07/15/08 01:18 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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Nice of Burg to mention Steffi Graf. I didn't list her because she's retired and married to a flaming closet case(that kills wood real quick).


I suppose my all-time fave would be Ofra Haza(sorry TattyPatty),but she's "with G-D" now.

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#343682 - 07/15/08 08:53 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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We both will. I want the Galliano gown Kristy Hume married Donovan Leitch in.




Holy Shit, I totally remember reading about that wedding in my...what was...1996 copy of Vogue? I was 15 and obsessed with KH.
I get the Carolyn Bessette Narciso R dress and she carried my favorite flowers. Trite, but I look good in dresses cut on the bias.
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#343683 - 07/16/08 05:52 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Fenris Offline
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I'm continually amazed that you have no ability to recognize when somebody is fucking around.




Really? Your lengthy history of saying stupid shit only to backtrack a day later is just "fucking around?"


You're the male Darrah.




Dude! That's... that's just COLD man.

Fenris
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#343684 - 07/16/08 11:04 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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For the Helen Miren fans

http://www.dlisted.com/node/27180
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#343685 - 07/16/08 11:16 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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I suppose my all-time fave would be Ofra Haza(sorry TattyPatty),but she's "with G-D" now.






I was never blown away by her looks, but i loved her voice. She could sing her ass off. Didn't she die of the AIDS?
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#343686 - 07/16/08 11:59 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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Yeah,courtesy of a douchebag husband,who later OD'd on smack.
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#343687 - 07/16/08 12:01 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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For the Helen Miren fans

http://www.dlisted.com/node/27180







Ever since "The Long Good Friday".....




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#343688 - 07/16/08 12:40 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
chilledstoli Offline
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Hands down the hottest 62-year-old woman alive. Next to Dorothy Zbornak via the Golden Girls, of course, LOL. God Helen Mirren is amazing.
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#343689 - 07/16/08 09:25 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Chilled...excellent call on the Carolyn wedding dress, fucking awesome.
Joaquin Phoenix (To Die For look)
Keanu Reeves (Own Private Idaho and Devils Advocate look)
Ed Norton (History X and Larry Flynt look)
Gary Oldman (anything, Sid & Nancy, Dracula)
Ewan McGregor (Trainspotting look)
Harvey Keitel (Bad Lieutenant look)
Kate Winslet (Titanic, although she is still beautiful)
Mia Kirshner
Katherine Moennig
Sarah Shahi
Mary Louise Parker

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#343690 - 07/16/08 09:37 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
gia jordan Offline
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OMG I loooved Keanu in My Own Private Idaho. The teen street hooker get-up he wore standing in front of the desk while being scolded by his dad in his office...MMMMNNNNNNN.....
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#343691 - 07/16/08 11:04 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
k1ng Offline
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just saw a new(to me) kelly ripa tide commercial, always thought she'd be fun in bed.

and of course, adriana lima ist da SEX!









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#343692 - 07/17/08 06:55 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
chilledstoli Offline
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Chilled...excellent call on the Carolyn wedding dress, fucking awesome.
Joaquin Phoenix (To Die For look)
Keanu Reeves (Own Private Idaho and Devils Advocate look)
Ed Norton (History X and Larry Flynt look)
Gary Oldman (anything, Sid & Nancy, Dracula)
Ewan McGregor (Trainspotting look)
Harvey Keitel (Bad Lieutenant look)
Kate Winslet (Titanic, although she is still beautiful)
Mia Kirshner
Katherine Moennig
Sarah Shahi
Mary Louise Parker


Joaquin Phoenix (To Die For look)

OH yes, yes, yes! I am not into the white trash look at all, but when I was a young teen I would get myself off to every one of his/Kidman's scenes in that movie. Wooooo, he is hot, and has that bit of dreamy poet persona I can't resist
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#343693 - 09/02/08 07:31 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Gigi Offline
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i keep having this dream where samantha ronson dresses me up like a babydoll and starts fingering my pussy. lord knows i have never had a true interest in the Pussy unless there were a couple of guys around to watch, but christ she really does it for me.
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#343694 - 09/02/08 10:13 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
electrostatic Offline
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i keep having this dream where samantha ronson dresses me up like a babydoll and starts fingering my pussy. lord knows i have never had a true interest in the Pussy unless there were a couple of guys around to watch, but christ she really does it for me.



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#343695 - 09/02/08 10:29 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
cqd Offline
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I don't know that she counts as a proper celebrity but I have a crush on Jo Bench from the band Bolt Thrower. Easily the hottest woman associated with grindcore.





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#343696 - 09/02/08 10:34 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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Since I am seemingly too dense to figure out how to upload more than one picture per post here is a nicer Jo Bench photo:





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#343697 - 09/02/08 10:43 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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i keep having this dream where samantha ronson dresses me up like a babydoll and starts fingering my pussy. lord knows i have never had a true interest in the Pussy unless there were a couple of guys around to watch, but christ she really does it for me.




very well done young lady. I am now at full attention.

Can you explain something to me please. Why are chicks attracted to this Ronson chick. She's very skinny, probably smells like cigarettes, doesn't really have any curves and is always wearing a stupid hat. I just don't get it. But I keep hearing women say they think she is hot.
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#343698 - 09/02/08 11:47 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Gigi Offline
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i can't really explain it either, as i am not usually into butchy chicks... but i spent a good fifteen minutes this morning watching video clips on her myspace (and i don't even have a myspace)... i just want her to throw me down in a corner and start slapping me and shit. she's actually my only crush left besides burglar
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#343699 - 09/02/08 03:23 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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Don't know that Ronson qualifies as 'butch'. More like androgynos. Can't really tell what it is,especially when the photos just say 'Sam'.


kinda like that old "It's Pat" skit from Saturday Night Live.
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#343700 - 09/03/08 07:00 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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I fucking LoooOoooVe Bruce Campbell!!!


Chris Hansen

Mike Rowe

Seth Rogen

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman

Katherine Moennig

Or the whole cast from The L Word.

The Golden Girls.

Samantha Ronson, I saw her and Lindsay a couple months ago and they smelled yucky but I couldn't keep my eyes off Samantha...

And I get the whole Kevin Federline thing, I thought I was alone on this one, but he's pretty hot.
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#343701 - 09/03/08 07:36 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
weeeee Offline
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dr drew

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#343702 - 09/03/08 09:36 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
electrostatic Offline
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dr drew




OooOooh yeah! He could throw me in rehab anytime. He's worth the withdrawals. ...And I would like to add that I have a "thing" for Sarah Palin...She's totally fuckable. Even if she is a repub. I guess I have a thing for the "old" folks.
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#343703 - 09/03/08 09:46 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
loopnode Offline
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I was never blown away by her looks, but i loved her voice. She could sing her ass off. Didn't she die of the AIDS?




Co-sign. And yeah, she got aids and booked it. And the only two chicas I can think of that I approve of are Helen Mirren and Soledad Miranda. And maybe Kathrine Sørland. Sometimes she's killing it.
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#343704 - 09/05/08 01:42 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
6655321 Offline
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Helena Bonham Carter



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#343705 - 09/06/08 12:43 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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That's the only picture of Helena I've seen that hasn't made me want to punch a wall. She irritates me to no end. But that's a good shot.

I hate Kevin Costner, but I just saw The Untouchables for the first time and brother looked sexy as fuck. I've also been having dreams about Obama. Uncomfortable.
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#343706 - 09/06/08 01:20 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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its probably my least favourite pic of her... lol.

I like her with the tousled half crazed look she usually has (see: fight club, the harry potter movies, sweeny todd)
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#343707 - 09/06/08 03:07 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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Helena Bonham Carter always looks like she needs three or four showers to just get the layers of foul cigarette smoke off of her.

That woman is mad nasty.

*shudder*
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#343708 - 09/06/08 03:31 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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Marley Shelton from Bubble Boy




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#343709 - 09/06/08 03:58 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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Elizabeth Banks


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#343710 - 09/08/08 10:24 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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It really is a shame Samantha doesn't have a dick to titty fuck her with.



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#343711 - 09/09/08 09:53 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
nago Offline
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Registered: 03/08/06
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Loc: Japan
Gia Jordan

asian ones from the chinese channel....whole bunch of those ones....

avena, charmaine, kayla lynn, myogi,

biel, alba, joile,

arianny celeste is probably number two behind gia.



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