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#343671 - 07/14/08 11:57 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	The ultimate girl in the entire world is my girl crush IVANKA TRUMP. MY GODDDDDD!!!! _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#343672 - 07/14/08 02:06 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Hey Burg, UK Poker player Kara Scott is also pretty cute: Oh yeahhhh seen her on the BBC special on Poker a couple months ago. Time for burg's fetish beneath his nurse fetish...Tennis players. I remember back in 1987 actually popping a boner watching steffi graf clobber martina....Steffi has a Padovian Beak, but her legs were goddess like. and she was hetero. Still is. Today, I flip coins betwixt Maria and Elena....I wonder if chilled stoli looks like this/these...? Attachments 329579-Maria.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#343673 - 07/14/08 02:50 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
chilledstoli Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 267 Loc: The District	Quote: Quote: Hey Burg, UK Poker player Kara Scott is also pretty cute: Oh yeahhhh seen her on the BBC special on Poker a couple months ago. Time for burg's fetish beneath his nurse fetish...Tennis players. I remember back in 1987 actually popping a boner watching steffi graf clobber martina....Steffi has a Padovian Beak, but her legs were goddess like. and she was hetero. Still is. Today, I flip coins betwixt Maria and Elena....I wonder if chilled stoli looks like this/these...? ^^^^ Not exactly...while I'm by no means a celebrity, and these girls are prettier, this is the best example I can give of who I've been told I look like (Not sure if Gia would agree!): Dasheel Harris Isla Fisher _________________________ "I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#343674 - 07/14/08 06:24 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Pretty close. Isla Fisher with Dasheel's nose and Audrey Hepburn's body. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#343675 - 07/14/08 06:35 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	A. Hepburn is #2 behind Marilyn in my retro jack off fantasies. She really looks like A. Hepburn? Below the neck I mean? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#343676 - 07/14/08 06:43 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Yes. She did ballet for 10 years. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#343677 - 07/14/08 07:53 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
chilledstoli Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 267 Loc: The District	Marry me, Gia. Marry me this instant. _________________________ "I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#343678 - 07/14/08 08:37 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	It's legal now you know. Gia, will you wear white? _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#343679 - 07/14/08 09:29 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	We both will. I want the Galliano gown Kristy Hume married Donovan Leitch in. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#343680 - 07/15/08 03:12 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	I've wanted to fuck Sarah Silverman's mouth for years...now I have a chance, unless she starts dating Jason Alexander while on the rebound. My fantasy is she is yelling at me "You crippled fucking freak, jerk it harder! Come on 'Timmmmmmy' .....!!!" splooge _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#343681 - 07/15/08 01:18 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Nice of Burg to mention Steffi Graf. I didn't list her because she's retired and married to a flaming closet case(that kills wood real quick). I suppose my all-time fave would be Ofra Haza(sorry TattyPatty),but she's "with G-D" now. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#343682 - 07/15/08 08:53 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
chilledstoli Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 267 Loc: The District	Quote: We both will. I want the Galliano gown Kristy Hume married Donovan Leitch in. Holy Shit, I totally remember reading about that wedding in my...what was...1996 copy of Vogue? I was 15 and obsessed with KH. I get the Carolyn Bessette Narciso R dress and she carried my favorite flowers. Trite, but I look good in dresses cut on the bias. _________________________ "I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#343683 - 07/16/08 05:52 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Fenris Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/15/08 Posts: 741 Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...	Quote: Quote: I'm continually amazed that you have no ability to recognize when somebody is fucking around. Really? Your lengthy history of saying stupid shit only to backtrack a day later is just "fucking around?" You're the male Darrah. Dude! That's... that's just COLD man. Fenris _________________________ 'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
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#343684 - 07/16/08 11:04 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	For the Helen Miren fans http://www.dlisted.com/node/27180 _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#343685 - 07/16/08 11:16 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7598 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	I suppose my all-time fave would be Ofra Haza(sorry TattyPatty),but she's "with G-D" now. I was never blown away by her looks, but i loved her voice. She could sing her ass off. Didn't she die of the AIDS? _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#343686 - 07/16/08 11:59 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Yeah,courtesy of a douchebag husband,who later OD'd on smack. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#343687 - 07/16/08 12:01 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Quote: For the Helen Miren fans http://www.dlisted.com/node/27180 Ever since "The Long Good Friday"..... _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#343688 - 07/16/08 12:40 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
chilledstoli Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 267 Loc: The District	Hands down the hottest 62-year-old woman alive. Next to Dorothy Zbornak via the Golden Girls, of course, LOL. God Helen Mirren is amazing. _________________________ "I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#343689 - 07/16/08 09:25 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Chilled...excellent call on the Carolyn wedding dress, fucking awesome. Joaquin Phoenix (To Die For look) Keanu Reeves (Own Private Idaho and Devils Advocate look) Ed Norton (History X and Larry Flynt look) Gary Oldman (anything, Sid & Nancy, Dracula) Ewan McGregor (Trainspotting look) Harvey Keitel (Bad Lieutenant look) Kate Winslet (Titanic, although she is still beautiful) Mia Kirshner Katherine Moennig Sarah Shahi Mary Louise Parker
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#343690 - 07/16/08 09:37 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	OMG I loooved Keanu in My Own Private Idaho. The teen street hooker get-up he wore standing in front of the desk while being scolded by his dad in his office...MMMMNNNNNNN..... _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#343691 - 07/16/08 11:04 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	just saw a new(to me) kelly ripa tide commercial, always thought she'd be fun in bed. and of course, adriana lima ist da SEX! Attachments 330362-1.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#343692 - 07/17/08 06:55 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
chilledstoli Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 267 Loc: The District	Quote: Chilled...excellent call on the Carolyn wedding dress, fucking awesome. Joaquin Phoenix (To Die For look) Keanu Reeves (Own Private Idaho and Devils Advocate look) Ed Norton (History X and Larry Flynt look) Gary Oldman (anything, Sid & Nancy, Dracula) Ewan McGregor (Trainspotting look) Harvey Keitel (Bad Lieutenant look) Kate Winslet (Titanic, although she is still beautiful) Mia Kirshner Katherine Moennig Sarah Shahi Mary Louise Parker Joaquin Phoenix (To Die For look) OH yes, yes, yes! I am not into the white trash look at all, but when I was a young teen I would get myself off to every one of his/Kidman's scenes in that movie. Wooooo, he is hot, and has that bit of dreamy poet persona I can't resist _________________________ "I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#343693 - 09/02/08 07:31 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i keep having this dream where samantha ronson dresses me up like a babydoll and starts fingering my pussy. lord knows i have never had a true interest in the Pussy unless there were a couple of guys around to watch, but christ she really does it for me. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#343694 - 09/02/08 10:13 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: i keep having this dream where samantha ronson dresses me up like a babydoll and starts fingering my pussy. lord knows i have never had a true interest in the Pussy unless there were a couple of guys around to watch, but christ she really does it for me. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#343695 - 09/02/08 10:29 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	I don't know that she counts as a proper celebrity but I have a crush on Jo Bench from the band Bolt Thrower. Easily the hottest woman associated with grindcore. Attachments 344885-jo.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________
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#343696 - 09/02/08 10:34 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Since I am seemingly too dense to figure out how to upload more than one picture per post here is a nicer Jo Bench photo: Attachments 344888-job.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________
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#343697 - 09/02/08 10:43 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: i keep having this dream where samantha ronson dresses me up like a babydoll and starts fingering my pussy. lord knows i have never had a true interest in the Pussy unless there were a couple of guys around to watch, but christ she really does it for me. very well done young lady. I am now at full attention. Can you explain something to me please. Why are chicks attracted to this Ronson chick. She's very skinny, probably smells like cigarettes, doesn't really have any curves and is always wearing a stupid hat. I just don't get it. But I keep hearing women say they think she is hot. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#343698 - 09/02/08 11:47 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i can't really explain it either, as i am not usually into butchy chicks... but i spent a good fifteen minutes this morning watching video clips on her myspace (and i don't even have a myspace)... i just want her to throw me down in a corner and start slapping me and shit. she's actually my only crush left besides burglar _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#343699 - 09/02/08 03:23 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Don't know that Ronson qualifies as 'butch'. More like androgynos. Can't really tell what it is,especially when the photos just say 'Sam'. kinda like that old "It's Pat" skit from Saturday Night Live. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#343700 - 09/03/08 07:00 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I fucking LoooOoooVe Bruce Campbell!!! Chris Hansen Mike Rowe Seth Rogen Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman Katherine Moennig Or the whole cast from The L Word. The Golden Girls. Samantha Ronson, I saw her and Lindsay a couple months ago and they smelled yucky but I couldn't keep my eyes off Samantha... And I get the whole Kevin Federline thing, I thought I was alone on this one, but he's pretty hot. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#343701 - 09/03/08 07:36 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	dr drew
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#343702 - 09/03/08 09:36 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: dr drew OooOooh yeah! He could throw me in rehab anytime. He's worth the withdrawals. ...And I would like to add that I have a "thing" for Sarah Palin...She's totally fuckable. Even if she is a repub. I guess I have a thing for the "old" folks. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#343703 - 09/03/08 09:46 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: I was never blown away by her looks, but i loved her voice. She could sing her ass off. Didn't she die of the AIDS? Co-sign. And yeah, she got aids and booked it. And the only two chicas I can think of that I approve of are Helen Mirren and Soledad Miranda. And maybe Kathrine Sørland. Sometimes she's killing it. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#343704 - 09/05/08 01:42 AM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Helena Bonham Carter Attachments 345602-helena-bonham-carter2.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#343705 - 09/06/08 12:43 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
chilledstoli Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 267 Loc: The District	That's the only picture of Helena I've seen that hasn't made me want to punch a wall. She irritates me to no end. But that's a good shot. I hate Kevin Costner, but I just saw The Untouchables for the first time and brother looked sexy as fuck. I've also been having dreams about Obama. Uncomfortable. _________________________ "I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#343706 - 09/06/08 01:20 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	its probably my least favourite pic of her... lol. I like her with the tousled half crazed look she usually has (see: fight club, the harry potter movies, sweeny todd) _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#343707 - 09/06/08 03:07 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Sho'nuff AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/08/08 Posts: 554 Loc: Wash D.C.	Helena Bonham Carter always looks like she needs three or four showers to just get the layers of foul cigarette smoke off of her. That woman is mad nasty. shudder _________________________ "I don’t want to live in a world where a man won’t cum on my face." -Holly Randall
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#343708 - 09/06/08 03:31 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5211 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	Marley Shelton from Bubble Boy Attachments 345961-2567570523.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#343709 - 09/06/08 03:58 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
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#343710 - 09/08/08 10:24 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	It really is a shame Samantha doesn't have a dick to titty fuck her with. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#343711 - 09/09/08 09:53 PM Re: For guys and girls both: celebrity crush?
nago Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/08/06 Posts: 219 Loc: Japan	Gia Jordan asian ones from the chinese channel....whole bunch of those ones.... avena, charmaine, kayla lynn, myogi, biel, alba, joile, arianny celeste is probably number two behind gia. Edited by nago (09/09/08 09:57 PM)
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