Farrah probably would probably refer to herself as "voluptuous" in her Craig's list ad wanting 100 roses (or 100 fried chicken drumsticks) for one half hour.

She is like an iceberg, if you only just saw her face, you could not perceive the hazard below the neck line.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People