Ah fuck! I want to bounce my balls off that Bulbous Ass!

I never was "Hip or cool enough" for the Alaskan Sisters though...they cant handle crippled guys, although Ava always made eye contact with me at least....Ava even agreed to be my date once to a University sponsored party I had to speak at...I should have made it happen, Ava amongst intellectually elite snobs would have been a night full of classic scenes.

I CANT BELIEVE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH A BUNCH OF GODDAMN NERDS....


BTW -- In this photo you can finally actually SEE that Ava and Mia do have some resemblance in the face, similar structural bearing, although Ava's is more soft.