You are under the pointless assumption that L-ke actually wants to work. He will kvetch about not having anything and wondering where his life is going, but w-o-r-k, {shiver}.

What you are proposing requires effort, which is an anathema to Mr. F-rd. L-ke hung out in porn's basement for so long as it is lowest of the low hanging fruit. The cut & paste yeshiva student is a very lazy ape.