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#342947 - 07/11/08 09:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You haven't been here long enough, Darrah. We are EOWC: Equal Opportunity Whore Callers.
Someone called me a whore, I wouldn't like it. 
Do you suck dick, get fucked and/or swallow cum for a living?
As far as watching porn goes, outside of what preview trailers & shit are available online, I don't either. I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of this joint didn't watch alot of porn either. But it's just so fun to poke fun at it.
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Jim, it's okay. I've been on worse porn forums than this and survived for years. Thank you!
By worse, you must mean ADT. This is far from anything like that. If you can find 'worse' than XPT, I'm all ears. 
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COD= Camera of Death. Luke was notorious for going to porn events and getting the worst red carpet photos ever, and we would make fun of them.
The new Holly kicks fucking ass.
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#342952 - 07/12/08 02:52 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
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Her blogs are written with a few factual details, interspersed with crazy speculation and innuendo. Isn't that the trademark of a Mike South story?
I thought it was funnier when he started blathering on about originating the whole porn blog concept; especially when he was then forced to back peddle with a list of qualifiers but you're right about his niche.
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I agree. I'm not an insider in the biz but everything I've heard about Mike South is that he's a self serving loose cannon. He'll always spout off, but now no one takes it seriously.
When he's in a feisty mood, he can be fun to take down a few notches (ala Xfanz, LIB, and XPT) but he runs away when called out on his BS. Last I heard, he was on ADT where a couple of members asked me via email to rejoin to run him off (my track record is 3 and 0). Still, did anyone ever take him seriously?
And on the topic at hand, my experience with porn bloggers these days is limited (mostly at Xcritic) but the conversations I have with some of them (phone, email, IM) support that they are indeed the ones writing what they have to say (for better or worse).
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#342955 - 07/12/08 05:47 PM
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For the love of God you MUST read today's meltdown on her blog:
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The name Ford isn’t that well liked in the porn industry.
I have once again pissed someone off! This time he is supposedly this very influential man who owns and runs lots of porn magazines, websites, and blogs. And yours truly got him to hate her so much that people were messaging me saying he was going to now ruin my porn blogging career! So there I was tonight at one of the porn forums I frequent and this troll starts arguing with me over nothing. His last name sounds like Diablo!! He’s such an arrogant prick and starts, what I assume, threatening me and my blogging career. He started all of this because he didn’t like the harmless questions I was asking others on other threads. But the main thread and highlights are as follows.
<summary of last night's doings snipped>
I take this all as a threat, because of who he is and his connections, that he’s now going to ruin me as a blogger. People were sending me messages saying don’t you know who he is and others saying he will ruin your porn blogging career before it even begins. By them saying this, I assume he’s done this before or tried this with other bloggers in the past.
I’m an outsider and want to remain that way. I don’t want to be invited to parties and go to the clubs and hang out at award shows & conventions all while censoring what I post on my blog so not to piss anyone off in the industry. I’m happy blogging here in the suburbs in the middle of nowhere. So I don’t care who hates me, threatens me, or attempts to ruin my blogging career. But then I thought what if he does anything to LukeIsBack where I just started as a contributing writer. My heart sank. Diablo has all this money and all these companies and blogs and could go after LIB just to get at me. But hangs out on forums harassing people. I message NotLuke and ask him if he’s in anyway associated with those sites and with him. He still hasn’t logged in yet.
So I go to visit “uncle” Luke and cry on his cam telling him that my porn blogging career may be ruined. Deep inside he’s happy as a clam because he’s wanted me to leave porn blogging and has tried to save my soul. I tell him what happened on this forum and told him how DIABLO might ruin my career because the people who know him best were telling me so. The look on Luke’s face was priceless when he heard his name. He tells me to Google his name and “Diablo’s” name together. I do and am shocked what I read. They were once sworn enemies when uncle Luke was a porn blogger in his former life. Now I fear even more what DIABLO might do to LIB in retaliation because of me. But uncle Luke still had that weird smile. Not because he’s celebrating my misery. Maybe because he thinks this might finally push me away from porn which is his dream wish. I cry, he smiles, and Diablo is somewhere beating up kittens.
"Diablo" is Charlie, but from the context, she seems to think he's really Mike Albo. I MySpace messaged the girl a couple of times after last night's meltdown trying to get her to calm down and actually READ Luke's book. Seems like a wasted effort. Too fucking funny.
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#342957 - 07/12/08 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You haven't been here long enough, Darrah. We are EOWC: Equal Opportunity Whore Callers.
Someone called me a whore, I wouldn't like it.
You should like it. It's pretty fucking hot. Darrah, I like you, but you need to loosen up if you're gonna hang around here.
My spidey sense is telling me this isn't a woman. What female doesn't love being called a whore??
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#342958 - 07/12/08 06:30 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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My spidey sense is telling me this isn't a woman. What female doesn't love being called a whore??
The kind that suck in bed.
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#342959 - 07/12/08 06:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
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It is so sad that when this nutbar did her career aptitude tests in high school it came back Porn Blogger.
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#342960 - 07/12/08 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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My spidey sense is telling me this isn't a woman. What female doesn't love being called a whore??
The kind that suck in bed.
Even those should be called whore, I think it's an honor to get spoken to in such a term of endearment. 
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#342962 - 07/12/08 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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For the love of God you MUST read today's meltdown on her blog:
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The name Ford isn’t that well liked in the porn industry.
I have once again pissed someone off! This time he is supposedly this very influential man who owns and runs lots of porn magazines, websites, and blogs. And yours truly got him to hate her so much that people were messaging me saying he was going to now ruin my porn blogging career! So there I was tonight at one of the porn forums I frequent and this troll starts arguing with me over nothing. His last name sounds like Diablo!! He’s such an arrogant prick and starts, what I assume, threatening me and my blogging career. He started all of this because he didn’t like the harmless questions I was asking others on other threads. But the main thread and highlights are as follows.
<summary of last night's doings snipped>
I take this all as a threat, because of who he is and his connections, that he’s now going to ruin me as a blogger. People were sending me messages saying don’t you know who he is and others saying he will ruin your porn blogging career before it even begins. By them saying this, I assume he’s done this before or tried this with other bloggers in the past.
I’m an outsider and want to remain that way. I don’t want to be invited to parties and go to the clubs and hang out at award shows & conventions all while censoring what I post on my blog so not to piss anyone off in the industry. I’m happy blogging here in the suburbs in the middle of nowhere. So I don’t care who hates me, threatens me, or attempts to ruin my blogging career. But then I thought what if he does anything to LukeIsBack where I just started as a contributing writer. My heart sank. Diablo has all this money and all these companies and blogs and could go after LIB just to get at me. But hangs out on forums harassing people. I message NotLuke and ask him if he’s in anyway associated with those sites and with him. He still hasn’t logged in yet.
So I go to visit “uncle” Luke and cry on his cam telling him that my porn blogging career may be ruined. Deep inside he’s happy as a clam because he’s wanted me to leave porn blogging and has tried to save my soul. I tell him what happened on this forum and told him how DIABLO might ruin my career because the people who know him best were telling me so. The look on Luke’s face was priceless when he heard his name. He tells me to Google his name and “Diablo’s” name together. I do and am shocked what I read. They were once sworn enemies when uncle Luke was a porn blogger in his former life. Now I fear even more what DIABLO might do to LIB in retaliation because of me. But uncle Luke still had that weird smile. Not because he’s celebrating my misery. Maybe because he thinks this might finally push me away from porn which is his dream wish. I cry, he smiles, and Diablo is somewhere beating up kittens.
"Diablo" is Charlie, but from the context, she seems to think he's really Mike Albo. I MySpace messaged the girl a couple of times after last night's meltdown trying to get her to calm down and actually READ Luke's book. Seems like a wasted effort. Too fucking funny.
It's official, this Darrah broad is a dumb cunt.
From my POV, Charlie wasn't threating anyone. The point of his comment, which went right over her numb skull, was that he's been around the block a few times - and the shills who think they last forever usually don't. That is, he's been around alot longer than any single one of them have.
Does this stupid twat have a comments section like Luke did? Perhaps someone could point her (and her readers) to the link here @ XPT so they don't get the wrong impression of her obvious interpretation of this perceived threat she received.
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#342963 - 07/12/08 08:21 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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I have once again pissed someone off!
I am not, nor was I ever, pissed off. Darrah's reading comprehension skills are simply not up to snuff. This type of person working with words, facts, quotes, gossip, etc. inevitably ends up the journalism equivalent of a suicide bomber.
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This time he is supposedly this very influential man who owns and runs lots of porn magazines, websites, and blogs.
 Excuse me while I duck into this alley to line my shoes with a few pages from the NY POST.
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And yours truly got him to hate her so much that people were messaging me saying he was going to now ruin my porn blogging career!
My minions!
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So there I was tonight at one of the porn forums I frequent and this troll starts arguing with me over nothing.
The "nothing" was "F.U.", after I made a joke about following in Luke's footsteps by not watching porn.
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His last name sounds like Diablo!!
I'm smelling Mr. Pulitzer in someone's future!
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He’s such an arrogant prick
Your Honor, I plead guilty.
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and starts, what I assume, threatening me and my blogging career.
Please consult your Benny Hill re ASSUME.
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He started all of this because he didn’t like the harmless questions I was asking others on other threads. But the main thread and highlights are as follows.
Never even read the other threads, Lassie.
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I take this all as a threat, because of who he is and his connections, that he’s now going to ruin me as a blogger.
By CONNECTIONS I must assume this savvy journo has uncovered my pal Benny in the paddock at Belmont.
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People were sending me messages saying don’t you know who he is and others saying he will ruin your porn blogging career before it even begins. By them saying this, I assume he’s done this before or tried this with other bloggers in the past.
There go those minions again!
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I’m an outsider and want to remain that way.
You said a mouthful there sister, and I think both of us have no problem accomplishing this.
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I don’t want to be invited to parties and go to the clubs and hang out at award shows & conventions all while censoring what I post on my blog so not to piss anyone off in the industry.
I write this on my Blackberry as I sidle up to do The Hustle alongside Tera and Evan.
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I’m happy blogging here in the suburbs in the middle of nowhere.
*crickets* *crickets* *crickets*
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So I don’t care who hates me, threatens me, or attempts to ruin my blogging career.
CUE "Sex & The City" theme song.
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But then I thought what if he does anything to LukeIsBack where I just started as a contributing writer. My heart sank.
I, Simon LeGree, twist my mustache and quickly doff my top hat.
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Diablo has all this money and all these companies and blogs and could go after LIB just to get at me. But hangs out on forums harassing people. I message NotLuke and ask him if he’s in anyway associated with those sites and with him. He still hasn’t logged in yet.
While rolling nude in gold dubloons on my sable bedspread, I recall that it is The Sabbath for Luke, my ARCHNEMESIS!
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So I go to visit “uncle” Luke and cry on his cam telling him that my porn blogging career may be ruined.
CUE Phantom of the Opera organ.
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The look on Luke’s face was priceless when he heard his name. He tells me to Google his name and “Diablo’s” name together. I do and am shocked what I read. They were once sworn enemies when uncle Luke was a porn blogger in his former life. Now I fear even more what DIABLO might do to LIB in retaliation because of me. But uncle Luke still had that weird smile.
My friendly acquaintance Luke is a smart guy.
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Diablo is somewhere beating up kittens.
Now THAT pisses me, cat-lover, OFF.
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#342964 - 07/12/08 08:26 PM
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 Charlie, you really oughta change your screen name to "DIABLO" for the next week or so.
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#342966 - 07/12/08 08:35 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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Charlie, you really oughta change your screen name to "DIABLO" for the next week or so.
Why didn't I think of that, JB? 
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#342967 - 07/12/08 08:37 PM
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Man, I haven't laughed this hard at XPT since Cr%@n met Lexi Belle. Darrah, please come back.
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#342970 - 07/12/08 09:44 PM
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[dukefloored]I feel we've failed Darrah Ford[/dukefloored] 
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#342971 - 07/12/08 09:45 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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The first rule of the loose cannon suicide-bomber journo:
MAKE THINGS WORSE WHILE ATTEMPTING TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.
For the record, while perhaps arguably being a douchebag, I am not nor have ever been the editor of GENESIS. We are owned by the same parent company.
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#342972 - 07/12/08 09:47 PM
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You know, I just spent the last hour trying to explain to this chick that the Luke/Albo reference was meant as a cautionary tale. A lesson in what NOT to do. All she heard was that i was trying to censor her and make her pull stories off her blog so as not to piss people off. Forget Porn Blogging. This chick should run for office.
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#342973 - 07/12/08 10:40 PM
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Mike South’s gimmick always was that he was NOT part of the "LA establishment"...more like a renegade or maverick and an "east coast"...southern Georgia boy at that. So the real point of the matter of this thread is….who the fuck cares what Mike South thinks anyway.
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#342974 - 07/12/08 10:59 PM
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Proving Mike South wrong, here's leading literary light Jesse Jane, as quoted in GenesisOnLine: Quote:
To say that I’m too stupid to write anything is just plain stupid...
There you have it.
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#342975 - 07/12/08 11:23 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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I see Wicked have recently added not one but two new contract girls, and neither of them is Jenna Presley. Way to go, Mr. South.
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#342979 - 07/13/08 01:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Waaaaaaaah. My post on her awesome blog is missing. I guess my website Imgonnacallyouawhore.com pissed her off....
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#342980 - 07/13/08 01:09 PM
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Seems she locked the topic.
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#342981 - 07/13/08 01:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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My new favorite new Porn Blogger is in business on ADT:
she should have added more smilies to boost her chances of acceptance.
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#342982 - 07/13/08 01:15 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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i just don't get that girl. what i want to understand is what made her 'become' a porn blogger in the first place? it reminds me of the first episode of futurama, when the job placement robot gives fry the assignment of 'delivery boy.' like did someone hand her a piece of paper that said "porn blogger", and she was like, okay, let's roll with this??? i am confused by that whore.
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#342985 - 07/13/08 03:02 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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by the way, i've decided to start a blog on veganism. wish we luck bitches
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#342986 - 07/13/08 03:03 PM
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I don't watch that much porn anymore. Rarely do now. Does that shock you too?
considering you write a pron blog, yes.
I'm not a reviewer where I would have to watch it. I'm more interested in what's going on in the industry.
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#342987 - 07/13/08 03:07 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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The other huge thing with taking over LIB is bring back the C.O.D. Please for the love of god, Darrah. It's integral to LIB; hence the reason so many people here insist upon it. Continue the legacy. Shit, that's half the reason why LIB got so many clicks. You don't need a fancy camera and no photography experience necessary. That's the beauty of it. It wasn't about Luke's photo skills (or lack thereof). It was about the people. Please tell me you live in the L.A. area so you can do this or at least out source a minion to do this.
LONG LIVE THE CAMERA OF DEATH!!!!!!
I'm not sure who still owns COD. Wasn't it a separte website integrated into LIB where he pulled it out once in a while? But no thanks. I don't want to make cracks at women and insult them when they probably spent hours trying to look the way they do.
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#342988 - 07/13/08 03:07 PM
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I'm not a reviewer where I would have to watch it. I'm more interested in what's going on in the industry.
You have to KNOW who the people in the industry are, first.
Jesus H. and Particular Christ. That's what people have been trying to tell you from the get go. If you'd stop being so defensive maybe you'd get that.
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#342989 - 07/13/08 03:09 PM
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Human Garbage
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My spidey sense is telling me this isn't a woman. What female doesn't love being called a whore??
The kind that suck in bed.
If I like being called a cunt, would that make me the best fuck you ever had?
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#342990 - 07/13/08 03:11 PM
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No. Only if you didn't like it.
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#342991 - 07/13/08 03:12 PM
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Human Garbage
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I'm not a reviewer where I would have to watch it. I'm more interested in what's going on in the industry.
You have to KNOW who the people in the industry are, first.
Jesus H. and Particular Christ. That's what people have been trying to tell you from the get go. If you'd stop being so defensive maybe you'd get that.
I don't have to do anything. I know enough of the past and will learn more as time goes on. And to be a reviewer you don't have to know the names of anyone. You're just critiquing the movie. Now leave me alone while I finish answering questions.
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#342992 - 07/13/08 03:15 PM
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I don't have to do anything. I know enough of the past and will learn more as time goes on. And to be a reviewer you don't have to know the names of anyone. You're just critiquing the movie. Now leave me alone while I finish answering questions
Christ. I tried. I really did.
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#342993 - 07/13/08 03:18 PM
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on her awesome blog
[sarcasm] Thank you. It was named 5th best porn blog on the web by blog.videobox.com [/sarcasm]
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#342994 - 07/13/08 03:20 PM
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she should have added more smilies to boost her chances of acceptance.
Ya think?
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