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I have once again pissed someone off!



I am not, nor was I ever, pissed off. Darrah's reading comprehension skills are simply not up to snuff. This type of person working with words, facts, quotes, gossip, etc. inevitably ends up the journalism equivalent of a suicide bomber.

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This time he is supposedly this very influential man who owns and runs lots of porn magazines, websites, and blogs.



Excuse me while I duck into this alley to line my shoes with a few pages from the NY POST.

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And yours truly got him to hate her so much that people were messaging me saying he was going to now ruin my porn blogging career!



My minions!

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So there I was tonight at one of the porn forums I frequent and this troll starts arguing with me over nothing.



The "nothing" was "F.U.", after I made a joke about following in Luke's footsteps by not watching porn.

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His last name sounds like Diablo!!


I'm smelling Mr. Pulitzer in someone's future!

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He’s such an arrogant prick



Your Honor, I plead guilty.

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and starts, what I assume, threatening me and my blogging career.



Please consult your Benny Hill re ASSUME.

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He started all of this because he didn’t like the harmless questions I was asking others on other threads. But the main thread and highlights are as follows.



Never even read the other threads, Lassie.

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I take this all as a threat, because of who he is and his connections, that he’s now going to ruin me as a blogger.



By CONNECTIONS I must assume this savvy journo has uncovered my pal Benny in the paddock at Belmont.

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People were sending me messages saying don’t you know who he is and others saying he will ruin your porn blogging career before it even begins. By them saying this, I assume he’s done this before or tried this with other bloggers in the past.



There go those minions again!

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I’m an outsider and want to remain that way.



You said a mouthful there sister, and I think both of us have no problem accomplishing this.

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I don’t want to be invited to parties and go to the clubs and hang out at award shows & conventions all while censoring what I post on my blog so not to piss anyone off in the industry.



I write this on my Blackberry as I sidle up to do The Hustle alongside Tera and Evan.

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I’m happy blogging here in the suburbs in the middle of nowhere.



*crickets* *crickets* *crickets*

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So I don’t care who hates me, threatens me, or attempts to ruin my blogging career.



CUE "Sex & The City" theme song.

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But then I thought what if he does anything to LukeIsBack where I just started as a contributing writer. My heart sank.



I, Simon LeGree, twist my mustache and quickly doff my top hat.

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Diablo has all this money and all these companies and blogs and could go after LIB just to get at me. But hangs out on forums harassing people. I message NotLuke and ask him if he’s in anyway associated with those sites and with him. He still hasn’t logged in yet.



While rolling nude in gold dubloons on my sable bedspread, I recall that it is The Sabbath for Luke, my ARCHNEMESIS!

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So I go to visit “uncle” Luke and cry on his cam telling him that my porn blogging career may be ruined.



CUE Phantom of the Opera organ.

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The look on Luke’s face was priceless when he heard his name. He tells me to Google his name and “Diablo’s” name together. I do and am shocked what I read. They were once sworn enemies when uncle Luke was a porn blogger in his former life. Now I fear even more what DIABLO might do to LIB in retaliation because of me. But uncle Luke still had that weird smile.



My friendly acquaintance Luke is a smart guy.

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Diablo is somewhere beating up kittens.



Now THAT pisses me, cat-lover, OFF.