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I highly doubt that Kayden Kross writes all the drivel. If there was a whore who knew how to look up corporate records with the California Secretary of State, she'd earn more money as a legal assistant than as a professional cum target.

Her blogs are written with a few factual details, interspersed with crazy speculation and innuendo. Isn't that the trademark of a Mike South story?

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See why are you calling her a whore? Have you ever called a male performer a whore? Why is it everywhere I go on porn blogs and forums the women are called porn whores while nothing like this is ever thrown at the men.......that I know of.

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See why are you calling her a whore? Have you ever called a male performer a whore? Why is it everywhere I go on porn blogs and forums the women are called porn whores while nothing like this is ever thrown at the men.......that I know of.

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Honey, you need to stick around a while, I like you.

Porno dudes aren't whores. However, they are:

mopes
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if they're really, really disgusting, we call them "Wankus."

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You do? I've heard nothing but bad things about you. I didn't come here months ago because of you and Donny Long. I'm a crazy bitch but this place is brutal. But since coming here, you've been nothing but nice to me. What gives?

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Who is Wankus exactly and why do many hate him?

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Great way to meet the industry, Darrah!

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Darrah, Meet Charlie Malloy, editor of Fox Magazine. Charlie, go easy on the kid. I expect comedy gold from this one.

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Jim, it's okay. I've been on worse porn forums than this and survived for years. Thank you!

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Yes!

And the best thing is that I've watched "writer" after "writer" talk shit to other editors and writers in this VERY tiny print end of the biz.

Guess what happens, Lois Lane?

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I don't deal in THREATS.

Since I'm so, goddamned old, it's about WISDOM.

When you're in an incestuous pool, everyone ends up working or trying to work with each other at some point. No reason to start off on a bad foot.

But sorry, I thought all this crowing about the blog meant you were writer. Or reporter. Or blogger. I guess not. My bad. Back to my rocking chair. Lawrence Welk is on. Zzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzz...snort...zzzzzzzz....

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I find it extremely strokeworthy that Holly, Moxxie Maddron and Gia's friend are all here on a Friday night.

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I don't watch that much porn anymore. Rarely do now. Does that shock you too?

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Do you suck dick, get fucked and/or swallow cum for a living?

As far as watching porn goes, outside of what preview trailers & shit are available online, I don't either. I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of this joint didn't watch alot of porn either. But it's just so fun to poke fun at it.

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Jim, it's okay. I've been on worse porn forums than this and survived for years. Thank you!

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COD= Camera of Death. Luke was notorious for going to porn events and getting the worst red carpet photos ever, and we would make fun of them.

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I find it extremely strokeworthy that Holly, Moxxie Maddron and Gia's friend are all here on a Friday night.

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HEY NOW! my fiance's in bed. we already had our friday fun
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I don't watch that much porn anymore. Rarely do now. Does that shock you too?

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Her blogs are written with a few factual details, interspersed with crazy speculation and innuendo. Isn't that the trademark of a Mike South story?

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I agree. I'm not an insider in the biz but everything I've heard about Mike South is that he's a self serving loose cannon. He'll always spout off, but now no one takes it seriously.

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The name Ford isn’t that well liked in the porn industry.



I have once again pissed someone off! This time he is supposedly this very influential man who owns and runs lots of porn magazines, websites, and blogs. And yours truly got him to hate her so much that people were messaging me saying he was going to now ruin my porn blogging career! So there I was tonight at one of the porn forums I frequent and this troll starts arguing with me over nothing. His last name sounds like Diablo!! He’s such an arrogant prick and starts, what I assume, threatening me and my blogging career. He started all of this because he didn’t like the harmless questions I was asking others on other threads. But the main thread and highlights are as follows.



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I take this all as a threat, because of who he is and his connections, that he’s now going to ruin me as a blogger. People were sending me messages saying don’t you know who he is and others saying he will ruin your porn blogging career before it even begins. By them saying this, I assume he’s done this before or tried this with other bloggers in the past.



I’m an outsider and want to remain that way. I don’t want to be invited to parties and go to the clubs and hang out at award shows & conventions all while censoring what I post on my blog so not to piss anyone off in the industry. I’m happy blogging here in the suburbs in the middle of nowhere. So I don’t care who hates me, threatens me, or attempts to ruin my blogging career. But then I thought what if he does anything to LukeIsBack where I just started as a contributing writer. My heart sank. Diablo has all this money and all these companies and blogs and could go after LIB just to get at me. But hangs out on forums harassing people. I message NotLuke and ask him if he’s in anyway associated with those sites and with him. He still hasn’t logged in yet.



So I go to visit “uncle” Luke and cry on his cam telling him that my porn blogging career may be ruined. Deep inside he’s happy as a clam because he’s wanted me to leave porn blogging and has tried to save my soul. I tell him what happened on this forum and told him how DIABLO might ruin my career because the people who know him best were telling me so. The look on Luke’s face was priceless when he heard his name. He tells me to Google his name and “Diablo’s” name together. I do and am shocked what I read. They were once sworn enemies when uncle Luke was a porn blogger in his former life. Now I fear even more what DIABLO might do to LIB in retaliation because of me. But uncle Luke still had that weird smile. Not because he’s celebrating my misery. Maybe because he thinks this might finally push me away from porn which is his dream wish. I cry, he smiles, and Diablo is somewhere beating up kittens.

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The name Ford isn’t that well liked in the porn industry.



I have once again pissed someone off! This time he is supposedly this very influential man who owns and runs lots of porn magazines, websites, and blogs. And yours truly got him to hate her so much that people were messaging me saying he was going to now ruin my porn blogging career! So there I was tonight at one of the porn forums I frequent and this troll starts arguing with me over nothing. His last name sounds like Diablo!! He’s such an arrogant prick and starts, what I assume, threatening me and my blogging career. He started all of this because he didn’t like the harmless questions I was asking others on other threads. But the main thread and highlights are as follows.



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I take this all as a threat, because of who he is and his connections, that he’s now going to ruin me as a blogger. People were sending me messages saying don’t you know who he is and others saying he will ruin your porn blogging career before it even begins. By them saying this, I assume he’s done this before or tried this with other bloggers in the past.



I’m an outsider and want to remain that way. I don’t want to be invited to parties and go to the clubs and hang out at award shows & conventions all while censoring what I post on my blog so not to piss anyone off in the industry. I’m happy blogging here in the suburbs in the middle of nowhere. So I don’t care who hates me, threatens me, or attempts to ruin my blogging career. But then I thought what if he does anything to LukeIsBack where I just started as a contributing writer. My heart sank. Diablo has all this money and all these companies and blogs and could go after LIB just to get at me. But hangs out on forums harassing people. I message NotLuke and ask him if he’s in anyway associated with those sites and with him. He still hasn’t logged in yet.



So I go to visit “uncle” Luke and cry on his cam telling him that my porn blogging career may be ruined. Deep inside he’s happy as a clam because he’s wanted me to leave porn blogging and has tried to save my soul. I tell him what happened on this forum and told him how DIABLO might ruin my career because the people who know him best were telling me so. The look on Luke’s face was priceless when he heard his name. He tells me to Google his name and “Diablo’s” name together. I do and am shocked what I read. They were once sworn enemies when uncle Luke was a porn blogger in his former life. Now I fear even more what DIABLO might do to LIB in retaliation because of me. But uncle Luke still had that weird smile. Not because he’s celebrating my misery. Maybe because he thinks this might finally push me away from porn which is his dream wish. I cry, he smiles, and Diablo is somewhere beating up kittens.

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Diablo has all this money and all these companies and blogs and could go after LIB just to get at me. But hangs out on forums harassing people. I message NotLuke and ask him if he’s in anyway associated with those sites and with him. He still hasn’t logged in yet.

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The look on Luke’s face was priceless when he heard his name. He tells me to Google his name and “Diablo’s” name together. I do and am shocked what I read. They were once sworn enemies when uncle Luke was a porn blogger in his former life. Now I fear even more what DIABLO might do to LIB in retaliation because of me. But uncle Luke still had that weird smile.

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Charlie, you really oughta change your screen name to "DIABLO" for the next week or so.

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http://pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com/2008/07/12/the-name-ford-isnt-that-well-liked-in-the-porn-industry/#comment-781



EDIT: Oh Boo-Hoo. She deleted the link I left back to this thread. [Obama]Stop Quoting me...[/Obama]

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The other huge thing with taking over LIB is bring back the C.O.D. Please for the love of god, Darrah. It's integral to LIB; hence the reason so many people here insist upon it. Continue the legacy. Shit, that's half the reason why LIB got so many clicks. You don't need a fancy camera and no photography experience necessary. That's the beauty of it. It wasn't about Luke's photo skills (or lack thereof). It was about the people. Please tell me you live in the L.A. area so you can do this or at least out source a minion to do this.

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Jesus H. and Particular Christ. That's what people have been trying to tell you from the get go. If you'd stop being so defensive maybe you'd get that.

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That's cool if you don't know who Monkey is. I'll let you slide on that. Just search the UserList function and research away on him. Just please don't tell me next you'll ask who Scott Fayner is. No, he's not Monkey either. No one will ever know who Monkey is. It's one of those things I need to know on my deathbed.

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