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#342883 - 07/11/08 12:05 AM FAIL
duckduckgoose Offline
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Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
Lets say you have a popular adult website, producing a dozen or so new episodes per week. You hire any girl you want, and produce porn at a furious rate. What would be the greatest way to improve your product?

How about you add a new branding logocheck at the end of all of your trailers and full episodes. One where a cube truck falls from the sky, smashes to the ground, and bounces.

Accompany it with the sound of metal smashing and glass breaking, but only at probably triple the volume that the original content was leveled at.

Just for kicks, add in some incomprehensible mumbling by (if i'm not mistaken) a guy who passes for a character from lord of the rings (but is probably very nice to his mother).

I don't understand how a company could think this was a winning move. You, too, could be this clever.


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#342884 - 07/11/08 06:11 AM Re: FAIL
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Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
BangBros was the first web-based porn subscription I ever purchased. Within a week, I was absolutely nauseated by the frat-boy behavior of the actors, the inane chattering of the "supporting" (more like interfering) crew members and the whole setup in general. Terrible waste of money.

Go to Reality Kings for your porn. Hotter girls, better quality, none of the shitheads.
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#342885 - 07/11/08 04:53 PM Re: FAIL
tenley Offline
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Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
Yeah, BB has gotten better (everything except Bangbus is bearable). Reality Kings gets great girls but I'd like to see a couple black guys being used.
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#342886 - 07/11/08 07:29 PM Re: FAIL
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
I like Ramon's new glasses. Real sophisticated-like....
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#342887 - 07/12/08 12:44 AM Re: FAIL
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
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#342888 - 07/14/08 09:14 AM Re: FAIL
Voltron Zunediggle Offline
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Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
Hey El G, who is the girl in the pink and black stockings? She's fucking amazing.

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#342889 - 07/14/08 10:48 AM Re: FAIL
Shipwreck Offline
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Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 48
Quote:

this shit is fucking funny

http://assparade.com/t1/pps=comein/free_movies_assparade/ap4110.htm




That is funny. Think they cleared the rights to the mortal kombat song?


Edited by Shipwreck (07/14/08 11:05 AM)
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#342890 - 07/14/08 11:10 AM Re: FAIL
Lampard Offline
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Registered: 10/23/07
Posts: 256
Brazzers>RealityKings>BangBros. There are few worse sites (AllRealtyPass, etc) but not by much. Brazzers and RealityKings get the best dames and it seems BangBros get the leftovers.
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#342891 - 07/15/08 08:04 AM Re: FAIL
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9196
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Hey El G, who is the girl in the pink and black stockings? She's fucking amazing.


She goes by the name "Emma." I believe the other two whores are Jada Stavens and Kianna.

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#342892 - 07/15/08 10:15 AM Re: FAIL
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
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Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
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Quote:

Hey El G, who is the girl in the pink and black stockings? She's fucking amazing.


She goes by the name "Emma." I believe the other two whores are Jada Stavens and Kianna.




Actually, Bangbros has her listed as Kianna Young.



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