Laker Girl = Frustrated Model who is too wound up to be a full blown escort, but if she thinks you are cute or a sugar-burglar will ride you unto death and swallow everything you cook/ejaculate. Dont ask hw I know but I guaran-fucking-tee she wasnt a negro-black- chick. Might have been asian or Italian...fucking Apple Martinis in the Luxury Boxes ruled back in da day at the forum.

Magic was NOT a switch hitter. Larry was/is homophobic, installing shower curtais in the old boston gahhden back in 1983 after the celts got trounced by Dr. J in the playoffs and someone wrote "Dr. Gay" on the Bengay case that went to the boston locker room. Danny Ainge, Mormon 3-pt /failed 3rd baseman joined the team and no doubt read larry the Book of Romans AND Joseph Smith-3 about sticking shit up your rectal area and how that makes god uneasy.

Larry would never be friends with a fag, ergo Magic caught the aids from a female Whore. case closeted.