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Ey pah-lez. Most porn chickies can't even afford lawyers and a lawyer you do privates with doesn't count. Besides, once they've hit it and quit it a few times, no more freebies roll in. Suing someone also takes follow-up and organized paperwork. These broads can't even find their aim test in their glove compartment and god forbid a court appearance is involved. That would mean waking up on a day off before Living Lohan comes on.

SO, GO FOR IT!!!!!!!


I'm not talking about the girls. I don't want to hurt them. Well except Jenna Jameson. I'm talking about the powers that be and the suitcase pimps. If a porn girl is involved, I'll leave out her name.