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#342376 - 07/09/08 09:43 AM Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	I'm not making this up. Miss Benguela Name / Ana Diogu Age / 32 City / Benguela Mine accident / 1984 Mine / VS-50 anti-personnel , € 12 Release / Pressure Explosive / 45 grammes TNT Produced by / Italy Attachments 327926-benguela.jpg (7 downloads)
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#342377 - 07/09/08 09:46 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	I don't see what's wrong here... Miss Cuando Cubango Name / Generosa Casinda Age / 30 City / Menongue Mine accident / 1989 Mine / NO-4 anti-personnel Release/ pressure Explosive / 188 g TNT Produced by / Israel Attachments 327927-cuando_cubango.jpg (3 downloads)
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#342378 - 07/09/08 09:50 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Hmmm... Miss Huambo Name / Mariana Lucas Age / 27 City / Huambo Mine accident / 1993 Mine / PN-1 anti-personnel, € 17 Release / Pressure Explosive / 300 g TNT Produced by / Cuba Attachments 327928-huambo.jpg (5 downloads)
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#342379 - 07/09/08 09:53 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	They're all sexy in Angola... Miss Moxico Name / Maria da Fatima Conceição Age / 19 City / Luena Mine accident / 1999 Mine / GYATA 64 anti-personnel, € 20 Release / Pressure Explosive / 300 g TNT Produced by / Hungary Attachments 327929-moxico.jpg (4 downloads)
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#342380 - 07/09/08 09:57 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	What does 23 Euros buy these days? One badass Russian landmine. Miss Uige Age / 22 City / Negage Mine accident / 1999 Mine / MON 50 anti-personnel directed fragmentation, € 23 Release / Tripwire or remote control Explosive / 700 g TNT Produced by / Rússia Attachments 327930-uige.jpg (4 downloads)
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#342381 - 07/09/08 10:09 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Brandon, Raw meat for your websites
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#342382 - 07/09/08 10:31 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Anonymous Unregistered	Is this a closed competition or are we free to enter our own contestants? Also, how much do you think it would cost to toss Anita Cannibal, Annie Cruz and Nicole Brazzle out of an airplane and onto a minefield?
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#342383 - 07/09/08 10:34 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Does Rose McGowan count? Attachments 327935-amwomen_0416.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#342384 - 07/09/08 10:38 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Or how about Johnny here? After all, a landmine has taken his sight, taken his speech, taken his hearing...taken his arms, taken his legs, taken his soul...left him with a life in Heeeeeell!!! (ok, so that was kinda lame...my bad) Attachments 327936-3544-2.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#342385 - 07/09/08 10:41 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	Italy...Cuba...Israel...Hungary...Russia. Further proof that there are no manufacturing jobs in the USA. I guess we aren't blowing the asses off ALL the Third Worlders after all. I hope that famous portrait of the great man of the people Che is stenciled on all the Cuban landmines.
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#342386 - 07/09/08 11:30 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	This thread has legs!!! _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#342387 - 07/09/08 12:30 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Or how about Johnny here? After all, a landmine has taken his sight, taken his speech, taken his hearing...taken his arms, taken his legs, taken his soul...left him with a life in Heeeeeell!!! (ok, so that was kinda lame...my bad)
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#342388 - 07/09/08 01:19 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Attachments 327968-HeatherMills.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#342389 - 07/09/08 02:28 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Mizz Mills is a gold diggin' bitch....but I'd hit it with a fungo bat. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#342390 - 07/09/08 03:31 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I don't know what to say. I'm stumped. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#342391 - 07/09/08 03:36 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I was going to say these contestants don't have a leg to stand on, but..... _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#342392 - 07/09/08 03:37 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	They don't have a bikini competition...that's lame. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#342393 - 07/09/08 03:41 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Agreed, Zen. I don't think you're going out on a limb here for asking that. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#342394 - 07/09/08 03:45 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Yeah you're really rolling...Burg-style.
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#342395 - 07/09/08 03:54 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	I love this thread... Everyone's responses are too funny, Im laughing out loud like an idiot.
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#342396 - 07/09/08 04:03 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	AND pregnant?!!? She's really getting a leg up in the competition. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#342397 - 07/09/08 05:23 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I don't know Gia, these girls all seem so disconnected.In a world that offers limbetless opportunities they fail to rise above. I'm not sure I can support their efforts. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#342398 - 07/09/08 05:23 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	So what does the talent part of the contest consist of? Riding a bicycle? Playing hackysack? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#342399 - 07/09/08 05:33 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1133 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	I do believe there is an ass-kicking contest at some point during the ceremonies. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#342400 - 07/09/08 07:53 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Vote for Ilene _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#342401 - 07/09/08 07:55 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Quote: AND pregnant?!!? She's really getting a leg up in the competition. Full bio on Miss Moxico: Quote: Maria da Fatima Conceição Age / 19 City / Luena Mine accident / 1999 Kids / Soon Occupation / Unemployed Dream job / Boss Favourite color / Green Clothes / American Apparel, € 32 Shoes purchased on the street, € 10 Jewellery / Myffdesign, € 8 Locations / Hotel Marinha, Rua Mortala Mohamed, Luanda Chill Out Bar Lounge, Ilha do Cabo, Luanda Her favorite clothes cost more than the landmine that jankified her leg.
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#342402 - 07/09/08 08:10 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	She's flingin' the bling Donkey-Long style... Miss Huila Name / Paulina Vadi Age / 25 City / Lubango Mine accident / 1997 Mine / PMD-6 anti-personnel, € 14 Release / Pressure Explosive / 200 g TNT Produced by / Russia Attachments 328154-huila.jpg (4 downloads)
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#342403 - 07/09/08 08:17 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Just cuz: Attachments 328159-amputee_toilet.jpg (3 downloads) Edited by tattypatty (07/09/08 08:18 PM) _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#342404 - 07/09/08 08:26 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: Vote for Ilene FIXED: Vote for Irene- Attachments 328167-5483 Children - General Cambodia Young woman amputee Pnom Penh.jpg (5 downloads) Edited by tattypatty (07/09/08 08:26 PM) _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#342405 - 07/09/08 08:38 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	I'm surprised none of you degenerates has brought up Long Jeanne Silver yet. http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=reviews&Number=229600
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#342406 - 07/09/08 10:03 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Well you can never say these chicks have one foot in the grave, unless they are fucking dead. All my life I have privately made fun of cripples, but never publicly. Until now. Fuckin XPT.... I think I'll go spend an arm and a LEG on a Russian whore and pretend I fought in Afghanistan or Brighton Beach. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#342407 - 07/09/08 11:27 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I've always been drawn her limp-id eyes. Quote: _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#342408 - 07/10/08 01:33 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Quote: I'm surprised none of you degenerates has brought up Long Jeanne Silver yet. http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=reviews&Number=229600 Rented a compilation dvd of her stuff(Alpha Blue Archives) from DVDEmpire rentals and was uh,surprised at how fuckable she was,ignoring the leg of course. However,she did assfuck some ginger dude with her stump in a scene that was more funny than erotic. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#342409 - 07/10/08 06:30 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Quote: However,she did assfuck some ginger dude with her stump in a scene that was more funny than erotic. Yes, she did... Long Jeanne Silver review with pictures.
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#342410 - 07/10/08 07:06 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	So does Paul McCartney host the pageant or is he just one of the judges? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#342411 - 07/10/08 09:32 AM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: I don't know what to say. I'm stumped. Genius _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#342412 - 07/10/08 03:55 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Apparently, the technical term for acts like stump-fucking, fisting, and oversized dildos/baseball bats is 'Gomorrahy'.
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#342413 - 07/10/08 04:01 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: Mizz Mills is a gold diggin' bitch....but I'd hit it with a fungo bat. You certainly have her pegged. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#342414 - 07/10/08 04:05 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: Quote: Vote for Ilene FIXED: Vote for Irene- It took me a second, it was a long day.Great play tatty!! _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#342415 - 07/10/08 04:09 PM Re: Vote For "Miss Landmine" 2008
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	I would soooo fuck this woman's mouth like there is no manyana. and for me there generally is NO manyana. As for her stump, well, it has plumbing applications. God knows the people I know shove some seriously fucked up shit down their drains. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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